Favorite Family Guy Quote

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kage69

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Stewie teething:

"AAAgghh, the only thing worse than the pain in my mouth, is the excrement coming from yours!!"

 

v3rrv3

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Quagmire is probably my favorite character :D

Girl: Hello
Q: Hello how old are you?
Girl: 16
Q: 18 huh?
Girl: Mom????
Q: I like where this is going, giggity giggity giggity!

Peter during the plastic surgery episode: heheheh, I see you! - looking at his penis

or lastly when petere pooped his pants at those people's house "Uhhh ohhh"

- Kevin
 

AMCRambler

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Originally posted by: Aftermath
Peter: I don't miss a thing.
Television: We now return to Star Trek.
Peter: Holy crap! Uhuras black!?

Doctor: Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph. Oh. ... like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die.

These two are great
 

MustISO

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The sex harassment episode...
The bumper-sticker on Peter's car "My other penis is a vagina"

The Luke Perry episode...
Meg is upset and peter tries to cheer her up with a present he's been saving.
Peter opens the closet to find a skeleton of a pony (the pony's been in the closet for a very long time)

Chris to the Twinkie "I'm turning you to poo"
 

SpazzyChicken

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(Stewie checking out the girls)

Stewie: I'd do her... do her... wouldn't do her.... Whew! who hasn't done her?! ...Lose the pigtails and we'll talk...

:p
 

beer

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Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken
(Stewie checking out the girls)

Stewie: I'd do her... do her... wouldn't do her.... Whew! who hasn't done her?! ...Lose the pigtails and we'll talk...

:p

Don't forget that was AT A FUNERAL :p

Doctor: Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph. Oh. ... like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die.

buahahaha
 

Daishiki

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Trisha Takanawa in the hotel room having picked up a possibly dangerous guy.
Quagmire, "I've never done it with a Spanish chick before. He he, o-lé"

Brian to a Mexican guy in the back of a truck
"Umm... me llamo es Brian."
"Actually, it's 'Me llamo Brian." You don't need the 'es' "
"Whoa, you speak English?"
"No, just that line, and this one."
"What?"
"Qué?"
 

Dudd

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At the special people's games:

Tom (news reporter): "Still no sign of the deaf team.

cut to their room:
*alarms going off in the background* "Maybe they're not in there?"

Some other newscast:

Tom: "And now, back to Diane being a bitch."
 

daveymark

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--Como esta, me yamo me Brian

Oh you said everything right, except the me yamo, u can just say me yamo Brian

--OH! You understand english?

No I just know how to say that explanation and this sentence.

--Are you serious?

Que?
 

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Man: How is the weather up there Stewie?
Stewie: Fair, just like our prices

Chris: Mom, remember that goldfish we flushed down the toilet? Well it wasn't dead. (Goldfish points gun at Chris's head)
 
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Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken
(Stewie checking out the girls)

Stewie: I'd do her... do her... wouldn't do her.... Whew! who hasn't done her?! ...Lose the pigtails and we'll talk...

:p

which episode is that? i gotta watch it
 

SpazzyChicken

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Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken
(Stewie checking out the girls)

Stewie: I'd do her... do her... wouldn't do her.... Whew! who hasn't done her?! ...Lose the pigtails and we'll talk...

:p

which episode is that? i gotta watch it


It's the one where mr. weed dies after ch.....nevermind, don't want to spoil it for you if you haven't seen it. It is a very good one!
 

KokomoGST

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It's not even words... just Peter after he got hit in the shin...

"SSSSSsssss... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! SSSSSsssss... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
 

blakeatwork

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Not a quote, but a scene...

The one where Lois inherits the mansion and the money, and they have the deBeers commercial

"She'll pretty much have to" After seeing the silhouette of the chick going down on the guy..

:D
 

TheNinja

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mafia character: you come to me and ask me to kill a man i do not know. now i ask you, why should i kill this "count chocula".

captain crunch: because that son of abitch has been spreading lies! my cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth! with all respect.
 

KEV1N

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Stewie: "Yeah, you like cleaning up my bottom don't you! Don't forget the taint!"
 

JC

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Stewie: "Heavens, my weewee seems to have been stricken with rigor mortis!"
 

Argo

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Well, Loius, I stayed here with you. Now, when we get home I get anal!



Yeah, no matter how clean the appartment is, I'll want you to get it cleaner.
 

nife4

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From the episode "Da Boom"

Rebel dude: "Show me Potato Salad".... stares at cloud....


and "Left Foot, Right Foot, Left Foot, Right Foot etc..."
 

Joker81

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Originally posted by: Hubris
The Kool-Aid man sequence at the end of the first episode. "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh yeah!"

thats the funniest. At least to the people who remember the kool-aid man.