Originally posted by: Aftermath
Peter: I don't miss a thing.
Television: We now return to Star Trek.
Peter: Holy crap! Uhuras black!?
Doctor: Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph. Oh. ... like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die.
Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken
(Stewie checking out the girls)
Stewie: I'd do her... do her... wouldn't do her.... Whew! who hasn't done her?! ...Lose the pigtails and we'll talk...
Doctor: Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph. Oh. ... like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die.
Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken
(Stewie checking out the girls)
Stewie: I'd do her... do her... wouldn't do her.... Whew! who hasn't done her?! ...Lose the pigtails and we'll talk...
Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken
(Stewie checking out the girls)
Stewie: I'd do her... do her... wouldn't do her.... Whew! who hasn't done her?! ...Lose the pigtails and we'll talk...
which episode is that? i gotta watch it
Originally posted by: Hubris
The Kool-Aid man sequence at the end of the first episode. "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh yeah!"