Cerb
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Yup. Reality tends to be the reverse.When the good guy is being shot at, and everyone misses. But when he shoots, he gets all his targets in one shot.
Here's a nice little bit I found, whilst looking up stuff for recent P&N threads:
Jeff Cooper's Commentaries said:Family member Dr. Werner Weissenhofer reports from Vienna. It seems that a felon armed with a 357 revolver robbed a bank. As he left the bank, he was accosted by a policeman whom he murdered with one shot. Great excitement ensued, with the felon taking hostages and racing madly around from one store to another. When the forces of law and order had been mobilized and surrounded the goblin, a policeman volunteered to trade himself to the goblin for two hostages. This offer was accepted, at which time the felon fired at the policeman and seriously wounded him. The forces of law and order opened up with everything they had, which was mostly AUG and Glock fire. Shortly, the goblin killed himself with one round. He had fired three times and achieved three hits. The police, according to their official report, fired 1,261 rounds without drawing blood.
At one time, we used to refer to an event of this sort as a "Chinese Fire Drill." Later we came to call if "Father's Day in Harlem." After the interment of the Ayatollah Khomeini, we began to call it "An Iranian Funeral." Now, I guess we can call it "A Viennese Bank Robbery."
As I have often stated, if someone wants to shoot at me, I sure hope he does it on full-auto.
I know a guy that can do that...well, except for the squinting part. I don't think it's common, though.Sprinting while firing a pistol one handed and actually hitting the target.
Visibly empty, or just won't fire? I can't say that I've seen that one, but not firing is actually not uncommon, these days, and is an intentional safety feature.Drop the magazine out of a semi-automatic handgun and it's now empty.
(I will note, however, that I know I've seen this error corrected in more modern action flicks)
On the same note, there's the silly showy actions with guns that don't automatically prepare the next shot, that I think pretty much every movie in recent times, except maybe Saving Private Ryan, has been guilty of.
Bullets throwing people back depends on the movie. FI, it's silly in an otherwise serious Western, but fits just fine in something like Desperado.
MovieOS. Props to whoever made the good compromise for Jurassic Park.
They could make him European, or just abnormal. That'd be OK. The real issue is how silly the interface is, not the person doing it. Better to just make it really quick, and not try to make any kind of suspenseful scene of it.All the people moaning about hacking or computer usage not being realistic can you stop for a minute and consider how much eye bleach you would need after seeing some 20 year old overweight spotty nerd typing endless lines of code then stopping to navigate to redtube on his laptop so he can masturbate while eating cheetos then finishing in a wank sock before getting back to the hacking.
It depends on the writers. Some episodes are amazingly well-done, in which fakeries only exist for expedient story-telling (fast forensic finds, fake IP addresses, that sort of thing), but many are really bad.I'm pretty sure that one was NCIS, which is basically everything wrong with television all at once. Fuck that show.
Plain incorrect technology, such as open computers with non-computer parts.
Electrical power gear that looks like signal equipment, or is just PC parts.
Fancy military, paramilitary, or marine gear with plain consumer ports (here's a more realistic example, if you've never seen the sorts of connectors they really use).
Oh, and they never ever have to worry about adapting the correct interfaces. In Movies and TV, balanced v. unbalanced, POTS v. VOIP, etc., always just work, and complex computer networking technologies never even have hiccups, much less fail.
Cars that are supposed to look beat up in movies, but are in unnaturally pristine shape (they don't even spread fake grime on them!). Bonus points when they use multiple cars, with different configurations, and show the differences with close-ups.
CPR works almost 100% of the time. It only fails when it was obviously done in vain.
When they don't edit out the sound of the air ramp. I can suspend my disbelief about both the fact that the characters are now projectiles, and that they were lifted up into the air...but the, "phoom-thunk," of an air-ramp ruins it, even in a silly action movie.
I hadn't even thought of that. That is a good WTF, isn't it...Character pulls fire alarm. All sprinkler heads shoot water everywhere.
...and men. I can laugh at movie violence and gore all day long, but the real thing gets me.I know how you feel, my wife loves NCIS but cannot watch the real stories because they affect her too much, women!