Let?s talk about those values for a fvcking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fvcking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It?s fvcking Massachusetts, the fvcking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that?s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fvcking nation. Think that?s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fvcking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fvcking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fvcking red-ass we're-so-fvcking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fvcking part.
But two guys making out is going to fvcking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards.