Every once and a while I really get tired of being single...

[jagec]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: dug777
I couldn't stand being single. I hate being home alone

There are other benefits too...

Such as waking up next to the same piece of ass every SINGLE day?

I dunno about you, but I usually change the pieces out on a daily basis. If you don't keep them in the freezer they tend to go musty.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Jadow

Originally posted by: KingGheedora

Originally posted by: Jadow
Ahh man, you're only 25. Stick with it. If you hit 30 and are still in the same place, then there'll be issues, but you still have 5 good long years to get it all squared away.

What happens when you're 30?

You turn into Michael Jackson

Crap! I only have until April before i turn into MJ. I better get married quick.

<---accepted the fact he'll be single for life.

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jadow

Originally posted by: KingGheedora

Originally posted by: Jadow
Ahh man, you're only 25. Stick with it. If you hit 30 and are still in the same place, then there'll be issues, but you still have 5 good long years to get it all squared away.

What happens when you're 30?

You turn into Michael Jackson

Crap! I only have until April before i turn into MJ. I better get married quick.

<---accepted the fact he'll be single for life.

I'll marry you love!

:lips:

 

[MichaelD]

L&R should've never been created; this crap started in OT and that's where it should stay.

The worst part about being 30-ish and single is that 99% of the women you meet are divorced and have kids. They are not YOUR kids...in fact, they are an impediment to everything you may try to accomplish with said woman. They will ALWAYS come first (as they should) but that doesn't mean you have to be happy about it.

I was thoroughly convinced I was going to be single for life and at 38 years old, I was perfectly fine with it. Then I met my wife; who happens to be 14.5 years younger than I am and has no kids. Wise beyond her years, that girl. Heck, she married me, right?

I'm perfectly happy being married (still in the first year, though). There surely are benefits to being married; assuming it's the right person, the companionship is very nice. Oh, and the "honeymoon phase?" That ends about a month BEFORE you get married. You'll never have that "I'm dating this awesome new girl!" feeling again. But, after you've been around the block quite a few times in more than a few wrecked cars (i.e. me) you don't miss the singles scene. At ALL.

I'm so glad I'm not single anymore. Instead of trying to figure out which woman to try to get into bed, now I just have to figure out how to get this one into bed. And that about sums it up.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
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It took me a second but... hahahahahaha.

 

[E equals MC2]

WTF.. go out and have fun. Date, get laid, have fun etc...

I'm 26 and I'm in a stable relationship with my GF of 1.2 years. Sometimes I wish I was single so I can sleep with other woman.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
WTF.. go out and have fun. Date, get laid, have fun etc...

I'm 26 and I'm in a stable relationship with my GF of 1.2 years. Sometimes I wish I was single so I can sleep with other woman.

It's difficult to find a woman that will let you sleep with her and her friends too. Lord knows I've tried...

Honey? Um...would it be OK if we had a threesome with Cindy?

/boot to the head

Ooookayyy, I'll take that as a noooooo.....

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
WTF.. go out and have fun. Date, get laid, have fun etc...

I'm 26 and I'm in a stable relationship with my GF of 1.2 years. Sometimes I wish I was single so I can sleep with other woman.

It's difficult to find a woman that will let you sleep with her and her friends too. Lord knows I've tried...

Honey? Um...would it be OK if we had a threesome with Cindy?

/boot to the head

Ooookayyy, I'll take that as a noooooo.....

My GF is a Harvard-going goodie two-shoes Chinese girl. She does get wild in bed but there's absolutely ZERO chance that she'd agree to a threesome.

She's not stupid either. I once asked jokingly and she said, "You just wanan fuck other girls."

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Jeff7
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.......(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup)

It took me a second but... hahahahahaha.

Yeah, what can I say, I was limited partly by the available icons, and also by the fact that I didn't want to spend 5hrs creating a beautiful, but accurate, ASCII drawing.

 

[ballmode]

Originally posted by: BigToque
I've been in a few long-term relationships and go on a fair number of dates, but I'm getting to the point that I'm really starting to dislike being single.

I'm 25 and looking to settle down with a nice, smart girl and it's proving to be damn near impossible.

I went on a date recently with a girl that I really liked. She seemed great and I would have loved to get to know her a little more. Turns out that she's not that interested in me. Fair enough.

It's really starting to get me down though... I'm tired of one night stands and all the other useless crap. I want to meet someone nice and the ones I meet that I like don't seem to be interested in me...

/beer

I feel your pain, I'm 23 and I see the same thing happening to me. Any girl I meet that meets those criteria have health issues or too big for my tastes. Seems the older you get the less there are to choose from without kids, drugs, and criminal backgrounds that are clean.

 

[ballmode]

Yeah I hate L&R hardly get any responces

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Jeff7
(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup)
.......(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup)

It took me a second but... hahahahahaha.

Yeah, what can I say, I was limited partly by the available icons, and also by the fact that I didn't want to spend 5hrs creating a beautiful, but accurate, ASCII drawing.

what is it supposed to be?

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Ex-Girlfriends are never perfect.

If she broke up with you the you are clearly delusional because she wasn't into you.

If you broke up with her, then you have forgotten what a friggin bitch she was.

Overly fond memories of ex-girlfriends is nothing more than failure to move on.

Right for the most part, except that you forgot one other criteria, timing.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Jeff7
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.......(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup).....(thumbsup)

It took me a second but... hahahahahaha.

Yeah, what can I say, I was limited partly by the available icons, and also by the fact that I didn't want to spend 5hrs creating a beautiful, but accurate, ASCII drawing.

what is it supposed to be?

Think about an action single people would perform.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Jadow

Originally posted by: KingGheedora

Originally posted by: Jadow
Ahh man, you're only 25. Stick with it. If you hit 30 and are still in the same place, then there'll be issues, but you still have 5 good long years to get it all squared away.

What happens when you're 30?

You turn into Michael Jackson

Crap! I only have until April before i turn into MJ. I better get married quick.

<---accepted the fact he'll be single for life.

I'll marry you love!

:lips:

You'll never take me alive copper!!!!

 

[Pabster]

Originally posted by: homercles337
There are other benefits too...

Such as waking up next to the same piece of ass every SINGLE day? [/quote]

:laugh: