Every man should know how to...

[Golgatha]

5/5

Can I get my man card renewed now?

Edit: I mean, renew my man card now or I'm kicking your a$$ and taking yours biatch!

 

[Stuxnet]

Can't believe I forgot this one:

- Golf

 

[Golgatha]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Can't believe I forgot this one:

- Golf

Yes, because golf is such a testosterone fueled, manly sport.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Build a fire.

 

[walkur]

yay... check on all of the above items...

Alltough the fact that I CAN do all of these things does not mean i DO all of these things...
It just takes to much time/I'm too lazy

 

[oddyager]

slap a hand to kill a [insert random bug here]

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Golgatha

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Can't believe I forgot this one:

- Golf

Yes, because golf is such a testosterone fueled, manly sport.

It's called "networking". There are quite a few fields that will literally be twice as difficult to succeed in if you don't golf.

And although it may not be a "testosterone" sport, it's one that many men participate in regularly and take rather seriously.

[edit]

Oh, and I've seen more fights on golf courses than I have on football fields and ice rinks combined .

 

[archcommus]

- Grill/BBQ - I'm 19, haven't ever done the grilling when there was grilling to be done.
- Fish - Never went fishing.
- Handle a gun - I'd say the majority of people my age in my area have never tried.
- Build a workbench - Definitely have never needed to do this.
- Change his own oil - Considered it once but decided I didn't feel like fvcking anything up.
- Golf - Have never gone golfing.

Eh, I'm not too concerned.

 

[Nerva]

the list is completely bs. all a man need to know is how to make money. end of questions.

your list sounds hick-ish by the way.

 

[Eeezee]

Tie a tie is the biggest one, every man should know how to do this but so many men have no idea. It's not hard at all and you'll feel awesome about it

 

[OSX]

Yeah, if you want to be some bitch CEO. Man skills for the win.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: 3cho
the list is completely bs. all a man need to know is how to make money. end of questions.

your list sounds hick-ish by the way.

LOL hickish?

Some of them are just basic survival skills, some are just common male-bonding activities, and others are things that - as a man - any respectable woman will (rightfully) expect of you.

However, in Emo-Emo courtships, none of these will be necessary so you and your pink hair should be good to go.

Tell your woman if she wants a nice juicy steak (or slab of manmeat) she should feel free to call me.

 

[ohtwell]

I think a man could do without all of that as long as he knows how to take care of himself!


: ) Amanda

 

[archcommus]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I think a man could do without all of that as long as he knows how to take care of himself!


: ) Amanda

A woman's opinion! That's all that really matters isn't it?

 

[buck]

Change a tire.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: 3cho

your list sounds hick-ish by the way.

Good gawd. You're a little pussy bitch, aren't you?

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Open a door for a lady.

She needs to open the door for herself!


: ) Amanda

 

[BrokenVisage]

Golf..? Yeah I know "how" to Golf.. but why on Earth would I want to?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Find the clit.

 

[Feldenak]

Add to the list

- Smoke a cigar
- Change a tire
- Satisfy a woman

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Golf..? Yeah I know "how" to Golf.. but why on Earth would I want to?

Agreed. Golf is an absurd game.

 

[Stuxnet]

That's what women whose husbands golf a lot say .

 

[jmdeathsquad]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: 3cho
the list is completely bs. all a man need to know is how to make money. end of questions.

your list sounds hick-ish by the way.

LOL hickish?

Some of them are just basic survival skills, some are just common male-bonding activities, and others are things that - as a man - any respectable woman will (rightfully) expect of you.

However, in Emo-Emo courtships, none of these will be necessary so you and your pink hair should be good to go.

Tell your woman if she wants a nice juicy steak (or slab of manmeat) she should feel free to call me.

rofl pwnage

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: 3cho
the list is completely bs. all a man need to know is how to make money. end of questions.

your list sounds hick-ish by the way.

LOL hickish?

Some of them are just basic survival skills, some are just common male-bonding activities, and others are things that - as a man - any respectable woman will (rightfully) expect of you.

However, in Emo-Emo courtships, none of these will be necessary so you and your pink hair should be good to go.

Tell your woman if she wants a nice juicy steak (or slab of manmeat) she should feel free to call me.

rofl pwnage

Hahaha.. that looks like some sig. material.

 

[theNEOone]

bench press his weight at least once.


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