Every man should know how to...

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Every man should know how to

Stop gender stereotyping by grilling less steak and doing more breastfeeding.

Even better!

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

It si no surprise you disgust yourself that much 😛

You're proof that femenazis can't raise children without drastically confusing them.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Every man should know how to

Stop gender stereotyping by grilling less steak and doing more breastfeeding.

Even better!

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

It si no surprise you disgust yourself that much 😛

You're proof that femenazis can't raise children without drastically confusing them.

You a big guy? I get the feeling your under 6ft with compensation issues, tough guy.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Every man should know how to

Stop gender stereotyping by grilling less steak and doing more breastfeeding.

Even better!

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

It si no surprise you disgust yourself that much 😛

You're proof that femenazis can't raise children without drastically confusing them.

I get the feeling your under 6ft

I get the feeling you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Every man should know how to

Stop gender stereotyping by grilling less steak and doing more breastfeeding.

Even better!

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

It si no surprise you disgust yourself that much 😛

You're proof that femenazis can't raise children without drastically confusing them.

I get the feeling your under 6ft with compensation issues

I get the feeling you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

Typical ATOT tough guy. Play the spelling nazi card. You never answered the question.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Every man should know how to

Stop gender stereotyping by grilling less steak and doing more breastfeeding.

Even better!

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

It si no surprise you disgust yourself that much 😛

You're proof that femenazis can't raise children without drastically confusing them.

I get the feeling your under 6ft

I get the feeling you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

Typical ATOT tough guy. Play the spelling nazi card. You never answered the question.

Maybe because the quip was more entertaining to myself than answering your question.

What does my height (6'1") have to do with your two moms being femenazis? Nothing. Try to stay on track.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Every man should know how to

Stop gender stereotyping by grilling less steak and doing more breastfeeding.

Even better!

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

It si no surprise you disgust yourself that much 😛

You're proof that femenazis can't raise children without drastically confusing them.

I get the feeling your under 6ft

I get the feeling you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

Typical ATOT tough guy. Play the spelling nazi card. You never answered the question.

Maybe because the quip was more entertaining to myself than answering your question.

What does my height (6'1") have to do with your two moms being femenazis? Nothing. Try to stay on track.

It has been amusing coming to ATOT to see it is the same childish nonsense. Work sux today eh? Just type any inane drivel of a thread to amuse yourselves.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
It has been amusing coming to ATOT to see it is the same childish nonsense.

You made a conscious decision to return to "childish nonsense"?

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
Work sux today eh? Just type any inane drivel of a thread to amuse yourselves.

Pretty much hit the nail on the head there, buddy. But it's not as if your posts tower over the rest with incomparable insight, intelligence, and wit though.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Every man should know how to

Stop gender stereotyping.

Get a grip Nancy.

Men and women are different...that's not going to change.

 

[Nettles]

I second this. Where was it that I found this quote... Hell, I'll put it up anyway. "?Feminism causes women to kill their husbands, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.? -Unknown. ANYWAYS, I think a man should take care of the things that a woman is not capable of handling, ie, building, killing, whatnot, and that a woman do what a man cannot. BTW DAPUNISHER, I cook, clean, and all the other crap, so don't call me out on not being able to do 90% of the stuff women do and men can't. I take care of myself, but I do use my gf for stuff I can't, like sew. I suck at it. A man should also know his boundries on his strength; I almost lost toes by a 2x6x20 cause a fellow worker said, " I've got it!" Poor toes woulda hurt like hell. If you need help, ask dammit!

 

[randay]

Make a group of people laugh by expelling bodily gasses.

 

[VanTheMan]

Tie a figure 8 knot.

 

[SophalotJack]

tip a hooker.

 

[Powermoloch]

Cook meals for the family

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: randay
Make a group of people laugh by expelling bodily gasses.

On that note, he should also know how to make fart sounds with his armpits...

[edit]

... and be able to get away with blaming it on his wife.

 

[SolMiester]

How about....say i'm wrong...:-(

 

[Stuxnet]

Here's a serious one: Read a map

Why? Because I guarantee you that your co-pilot (wife/girlfriend) CAN'T!

And a related note: Properly give directions

Directions obtained by wife from mother-in-law:
"Just pull out of the driveway and drive until you see a blue van. Then turn right five or six lights after that. Then go until you see a mailbox and it's around there somewhere."

Directions obtained by me from father-in-law:
"Get on the freeway and head south for about 15 miles. Get on 62W (exit 11B) and head west for about 3 miles. Take the Main St. exit and turn right. Turn right at the third intersection on to Anystreet. Address is 1234 Anystreet. Phone number is (123) 555-5555."

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
- Grill/BBQ - fail, I don't even like stuff cooked on a grill
- Fish - boring as hell, and cleaning fish sucks
- Handle a gun
- Build a workbench
- Change his own oil - probably could do it, but it's dirty as hell in the engine area
- Golf - boring
- Make his own unique chili - don't like chili
- Read a map
- Give proper directions - I don't know the names of the roads near where I live, so I don't give good road directions.

Originally posted by: loic2003
Rebuild a two-stroke head - ???

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Open a bottle of Champagne - Champagne....yuck.
Open a door for a lady - They've got arms, they can use them.
Play poker - I don't play cards
Drive a stick - Aaah, nothing like the sound of a grinding transmission or stalling engine

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Put on a neck tie - Are Googled instructions ok?

Originally posted by: amish
balance a checkbook - Easy as hell. I write checks about 3x a year, that's it.

Originally posted by: KnightBreed
Build a fire. - How can't I do this? FIRE!!!!

Originally posted by: buck
Change a tire. - Can do it, don't like it. Dirty.

Ok, I fail most. Somehow I'm not surprised either.

 

[chuckywang]

Name every Audrey Hepburn movie.
Pick out matching drapes.
Sew

 

[moshquerade]

make a woman orgasm.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
make a woman orgasm.

</thread> ?

 

[loic2003]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
make a woman orgasm.

One type is easy, the other requires great stamina.

but yeah, /thread.

 

[SagaLore]

Give proper cunninglus.