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Ever have a hot masseuse put the 'moves' on you?

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: ondarkness
What do you mean by being "happy" at the end? Massive boner or just a satisfied regular customer who got a massage.
And second, "the ending will probably happen next time", what does that mean? She'll blow you next time?

Get your vocabulary straight here. Getting a regular massage is nothing to "brag" about.
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"happy" at the end: got boner, she stroked, rubbed, licked, kissed.
".......next time": next time we'll prolly go at it for the whole hour. or 5 minutes. depending how long I last.... she seems to like to fondle though so she'll prolly do that to start with next time.
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That's better, why the he11 didn't you say so from the beginning?
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Took him time to come up with the "licked, kissed" part. 😉
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ondarkness
She was hot, stacked, "firm" and took care of business.
Just wondering how many other fellow ATOT members have had this happen.
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*raises bullsh!t flag*
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There are so many flags I can't see the thread anymore. Can you lower it a bit plz?
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ondarkness
She was hot, stacked, "firm" and took care of business.
Just wondering how many other fellow ATOT members have had this happen.
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*raises bullsh!t flag*
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Yes, lots of ATOT members have read stupid BS posts and made the OP look like a douche. You're not the first, nor will you be the last.
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ondarkness
She was hot, stacked, "firm" and took care of business.
Just wondering how many other fellow ATOT members have had this happen.
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*raises bullsh!t flag*
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I already raised it. This is starting to look like that Iwo Jima statue.
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well hells, then we might as well make it a float in a parade!

 
What is the name of the massage place? Are there certifications on the wall? I say it's an erotic masseuse, and since you've been going for a while, she finally decided to see what would happen to test the waters. next time, she'll tell you her "real" fees.
 
Originally posted by: ondarkness
use correct language.

Masseuse = rub and a tug

Massage Therapist = Massage Therapy
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mas·seuse
n.

A woman who gives massages professionally.
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a massage therapist is someone who has specific qualifications to give massage therapy, not just massages.

there is a difference between some woman rubbing your back and someone actually doing massage therapy.
 
Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Dude... strippers do things like that all the time simply to get your repeat business... keep you hanging on, expecting more.

Hundreds of tricks in the book... asking a guy for their phone number, so he'll think that she wants to get to know him on a more intimate, personal level... then she'll call him up, saying that she wants to see him/misses him/whatever, and ask if he'll be at the club that night (so she can take all his money, one dance at a time).

Hey, if the free paid stroke gets it for you, then fine. Just realize what it is and what it isn't. 🙂
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heh dunno what strip clubs you go to but here you can pretty much get it all if you play your cards right... for a price of course..
Houston has been in the news alot these days over this.....
our day spas and strip clubs have been under fire.. as half of them are full service =-P
 
Originally posted by: eakers
Originally posted by: ondarkness
use correct language.

Masseuse = rub and a tug

Massage Therapist = Massage Therapy
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mas·seuse
n.

A woman who gives massages professionally.
Click to expand...

a massage therapist is someone who has specific qualifications to give massage therapy, not just massages.

there is a difference between some woman rubbing your back and someone actually doing massage therapy.
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Thank you Eakers, i tried to make it as simple as possible.
 
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: ondarkness
Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
:camera:s of the masseuse?
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pm me, I'll try n get a pic with my 6230 next time.
i'll send for verification. 😎
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Add me to the list.
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She has to be holding a sign that says something like "I'm the masseuse who licked, bumped and kissed ondarkness's wang when it was against his leg during his professional massage."

Then we need pics of the establishment and her W2 for employment verification accompanying her drivers license for proof of identity.


Can't get all that?? Then SHENS.
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ondarkness
She was hot, stacked, "firm" and took care of business.
Just wondering how many other fellow ATOT members have had this happen.
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*raises bullsh!t flag*
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I already raised it. This is starting to look like that Iwo Jima statue.
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but what picture is on the flag??? 😕
 
I had a friend call me up just now, she said some guy named 'ondarkness' just asked if she'd pose in a picture with him...he offered her 20 bucks..
 
lol,
haha. right.

lets imagine..
ring-ring!
hi, this is ONDARKNESS, what? no, no... thats my REAL name.... I, ondarkness, want to pay someone $20 for a picture.

hehe. nice.
 
Originally posted by: ondarkness
Originally posted by: rbrandon
Originally posted by: ondarkness
the blueballs effect has never happened to me. i'm not crazy about having to finish all the time.
I've always been happy with just doin the humpin. just last nite my chick and I went at it and I didnt want to finish. we just stopped cuz she was done and I finished watching the chappelle show.

anyways. im not huge or anything, but pitched it seemed to go far down enough for attention.
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Congratulations. You have become Ralph Cifaretto of Sopranos fame. Gets a hot bitch, and instea of fvcking her, makes her drop candle wax on his balls then runs to the bathroom to jack himself off. Good Job, Champ.
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😀 something like that. sans the candle,bathroom & bathroom.

i actually went home and took a nap-
i was pretty beat-
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As would I had I gotten a boner from having a tranny feel me up and then have to finish the deed...

😉
 
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