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Ever have a hot masseuse put the 'moves' on you?

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in other words you knew she was a hooker
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lol. no.
why is this so hard to beleive?
regular rate... in fact, I don't tip.
I just kinda worked my way up to it... i dont know!!
PEOPLE... that's why i'm asking......

😕

 
Originally posted by: ondarkness
Originally posted by: Fausto
/reaches for bullshit alarm
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you can put it back.

there was no happy ending per se.

I was "happy" and the end, but from the way it went I'm thinking this is going to be kinda regular. The hour was up so the ending will probably happen next time 😀

no front, real place. I've been there a few times.

kinda built trust or something since I've been there a few times i guess...
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You think they TELL you when it's a front? They're just now warming up to the idea that you're not a cop 😛
 
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: ondarkness
She was hot, stacked, "firm" and took care of business.
Just wondering how many other fellow ATOT members have had this happen.
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massage parlor or incall... you do know ALOT of those places are just fronts for protitution.. day spa's modelign studios etc....

alot are just escorts in disguise..
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A guy I work with goes to one parlor that will do more than the regular.
 
sigh.
can't pull one over any of you can I......

I've been to the real ones. you pay 60$ they don't massage at all, and you come out "happy"

This is actually my regular place for a straight massage.. it's not hard to tell the diff people.
But from the responce, I'm guessing this is quite the isolated incident.
oh well.
-good times-
 
I am a Certified Massage Therapist and hearing crap like this pisses me off. Whores like this woman have no credibility and seriously hurts the credibility of REAL massage therapist who spend thousands of hours in school.
 
what the hell are you talking about...stop beating around the bush grow some balls and tell us what really happened...stop with the vague references....

she probably just smiled at your ass now you think your getting some next time....


you worse than those movies where the 'teacher' keeps spouting those chinese sounding proverbs/riddles until the hero 'gets/figures out' what he has to do...
 
Originally posted by: ondarkness
sigh.
can't pull one over any of you can I......

I've been to the real ones. you pay 60$ they don't massage at all, and you come out "happy"

This is actually my regular place for a straight massage.. it's not hard to tell the diff people.
But from the responce, I'm guessing this is quite the isolated incident.
oh well.
-good times-
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Meterosexuals often go to massage parlors.
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
I am a Certified Massage Therapist and hearing crap like this pisses me off. Whores like this woman have no credibility and seriously hurts the credibility of REAL massage therapist who spend thousands of hours in school.
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You're kidding?! right...?😛

 
Originally posted by: Citrix
I am a Certified Massage Therapist and hearing crap like this pisses me off. Whores like this woman have no credibility and seriously hurts the credibility of REAL massage therapist who spend thousands of hours in school.
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Honestly I'd take the handjob for $50.

Didn't take me thousands of hours to figure it out.

Maybe when I'm 60 I'll feel like paying for the real deal.

Viper GTS
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
I am a Certified Massage Therapist and hearing crap like this pisses me off. Whores like this woman have no credibility and seriously hurts the credibility of REAL massage therapist who spend thousands of hours in school.
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thats your mistake... unless you a hot babe I dont care if you freaking GOD at giving massages.. Id rather have the bimbo blonde with no training rubbing me =-P
 
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Citrix
I am a Certified Massage Therapist and hearing crap like this pisses me off. Whores like this woman have no credibility and seriously hurts the credibility of REAL massage therapist who spend thousands of hours in school.
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thats your mistake... unless you a hot babe I dont care if you freaking GOD at giving massages.. Id rather have the bimbo blonde with no training rubbing me =-P
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homophobe much?
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: Citrix
I am a Certified Massage Therapist and hearing crap like this pisses me off. Whores like this woman have no credibility and seriously hurts the credibility of REAL massage therapist who spend thousands of hours in school.
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You're kidding?! right...?😛
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kidding about what?
 
so what actually happened with her, stop being vague, or it sounds like you're lying...we can't tell what 'the moves' are unless you specify what you're blabbering about. OTherwise it sounds like...*gasp* you paid for an hour amssage...and....got an hour massage...unless you're used to the girl screaming when you get an erection half way through and running out of the room
 
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Citrix
I am a Certified Massage Therapist and hearing crap like this pisses me off. Whores like this woman have no credibility and seriously hurts the credibility of REAL massage therapist who spend thousands of hours in school.
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thats your mistake... unless you a hot babe I dont care if you freaking GOD at giving massages.. Id rather have the bimbo blonde with no training rubbing me =-P
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I don't know why. If I'm paying for a massage it's because I need it. I'm absolutely not paying someone to give me a "massage" for a happy ending. That's not worth $5 no matter what she looks like. I want the person who has been through the training and is professional.
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Citrix
I am a Certified Massage Therapist and hearing crap like this pisses me off. Whores like this woman have no credibility and seriously hurts the credibility of REAL massage therapist who spend thousands of hours in school.
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thats your mistake... unless you a hot babe I dont care if you freaking GOD at giving massages.. Id rather have the bimbo blonde with no training rubbing me =-P
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homophobe much?
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Nah, I think he's just striaght. If you're into guys, that's fine, but I think he likes women.
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
I am a Certified Massage Therapist and hearing crap like this pisses me off. Whores like this woman have no credibility and seriously hurts the credibility of REAL massage therapist who spend thousands of hours in school.
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Seriously I understand what you are saying.. I have never had a massage (and probably wont) because I am afraid of the chick (or the dude) asking me if I want a happy ending.. lol.

As for the OP.. Just FVCKING say what happened. I have no idea what you are talking about.
 
Originally posted by: KK
Originally posted by: Citrix
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Citrix
I am a Certified Massage Therapist and hearing crap like this pisses me off. Whores like this woman have no credibility and seriously hurts the credibility of REAL massage therapist who spend thousands of hours in school.
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thats your mistake... unless you a hot babe I dont care if you freaking GOD at giving massages.. Id rather have the bimbo blonde with no training rubbing me =-P
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homophobe much?
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Nah, I think he's just striaght. If you're into guys, that's fine, but I think he likes women.
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I think his point was that he has no need for a real massage.

Viper GTS
 
Originally posted by: conjur
Probably more likely the OP got a stiffy from being massaged and thought he was being fondled.
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ahaha.
well, ok. here's the details.
It started as conjur said.
I pitched a tent, but while face down. so as it pitched, it followed the side of my inner thigh.

-prior to this, she'd given me about 5 massages 5 different occations- (regular massages.)

this time.. while the blanket was only uncovering that leg that she was working on, I'm guessing that she caught a glimpse of it enlarging down the inside of my leg.

and from that point on, she seemed to be getting closer and closer to that section...
until she *accidentally* began to softly bump into it, and as she noticed my reaction (slight moan)
She fully went at it, i'm guessing cuz my slight moan acted as a 'go ahead'

and then, the good times rolled.
😀
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Originally posted by: Citrix
I am a Certified Massage Therapist and hearing crap like this pisses me off. Whores like this woman have no credibility and seriously hurts the credibility of REAL massage therapist who spend thousands of hours in school.
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Seriously I understand what you are saying.. I have never had a massage (and probably wont) because I am afraid of the chick (or the dude) asking me if I want a happy ending.. lol.

As for the OP.. Just FVCKING say what happened. I have no idea what you are talking about.
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I know a place you can go for a pro job and don't have to worry about anyone asking if you want "more".
 
Originally posted by: ondarkness
Originally posted by: conjur
Probably more likely the OP got a stiffy from being massaged and thought he was being fondled.
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ahaha.
well, ok. here's the details.
It started as conjur said.
I pitched a tent, but while face down. so as it pitched, it followed the side of my inner thigh.

-prior to this, she'd given me about 5 massages 5 different occations- (regular massages.)

this time.. while the blanket was only uncovering that leg that she was working on, I'm guessing that she caught a glimpse of it enlarging down the inside of my leg.

and from that point on, she seemed to be getting closer and closer to that section...
until she *accidentally* began to softly bump into it, and as she noticed my reaction (slight moan)
She fully went at it, i'm guessing cuz my slight moan acted as a 'go ahead'

and then, the good times rolled.
😀
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And then smashed into a wall and stopped when the buzzer went off. What a d1ck tease.
 
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