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Ever have a hot masseuse put the 'moves' on you?

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Originally posted by: ondarkness
Originally posted by: Fausto
/reaches for bullshit alarm
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you can put it back.

there was no happy ending per se.

I was "happy" and the end, but from the way it went I'm thinking this is going to be kinda regular. The hour was up so the ending will probably happen next time 😀

no front, real place. I've been there a few times.

kinda built trust or something since I've been there a few times i guess...
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What do you mean by being "happy" at the end? Massive boner or just a satisfied regular customer who got a massage.
And second, "the ending will probably happen next time", what does that mean? She'll blow you next time?

Get your vocabulary straight here. Getting a regular massage is nothing to "brag" about.
 
Originally posted by: rbrandon
Originally posted by: ondarkness
the blueballs effect has never happened to me. i'm not crazy about having to finish all the time.
I've always been happy with just doin the humpin. just last nite my chick and I went at it and I didnt want to finish. we just stopped cuz she was done and I finished watching the chappelle show.

anyways. im not huge or anything, but pitched it seemed to go far down enough for attention.
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Congratulations. You have become Ralph Cifaretto of Sopranos fame. Gets a hot bitch, and instea of fvcking her, makes her drop candle wax on his balls then runs to the bathroom to jack himself off. Good Job, Champ.
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😀 something like that. sans the candle,bathroom & bathroom.

i actually went home and took a nap-
i was pretty beat-
 
Personally I prefer having my wife do the massage and any after action, that way I know where she has been and that she won't leave me hanging.

Good luck in two more weeks when you go back. You probably scared away that chick and will be stuck with "Helga" instead. I'm sure she would "love you up" if you tent again 😉

-spike
 
smell your fingers? dude if you fingerbanged her you wouldnt' be asking us what we think of it....whether or not she was seriously coming onto you
 
A pro would never do this because they would be risking termination and losing their license. OP needs to quit trying to pass of fantasy as reality.
 
Originally posted by: ondarkness
Originally posted by: rbrandon
Originally posted by: ondarkness
the blueballs effect has never happened to me. i'm not crazy about having to finish all the time.
I've always been happy with just doin the humpin. just last nite my chick and I went at it and I didnt want to finish. we just stopped cuz she was done and I finished watching the chappelle show.

anyways. im not huge or anything, but pitched it seemed to go far down enough for attention.
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Congratulations. You have become Ralph Cifaretto of Sopranos fame. Gets a hot bitch, and instea of fvcking her, makes her drop candle wax on his balls then runs to the bathroom to jack himself off. Good Job, Champ.
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😀 something like that. sans the candle,bathroom & bathroom.

i actually went home and took a nap-
i was pretty beat-
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Apparently! 😛
 
LOL Citrix.....
your a funny guy... but think about it...
a massage is usally a very intimate thing... and id rather have Tina the teenage stripper massage me than Bubba the beefcake massage therapist =P

somehow i still cant keep a straight face think about your post..
Im a "real" massage therapist! /pout

 
What do you mean by being "happy" at the end? Massive boner or just a satisfied regular customer who got a massage.
And second, "the ending will probably happen next time", what does that mean? She'll blow you next time?

Get your vocabulary straight here. Getting a regular massage is nothing to "brag" about.
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"happy" at the end: got boner, she stroked, rubbed, licked, kissed.
".......next time": next time we'll prolly go at it for the whole hour. or 5 minutes. depending how long I last.... she seems to like to fondle though so she'll prolly do that to start with next time.
 
So you paid for a massage and jacked off in front of the massuess? Why didn't you just say so? oh yeah, because that would be a really weird thing to brag about....
 
Originally posted by: ondarkness
What do you mean by being "happy" at the end? Massive boner or just a satisfied regular customer who got a massage.
And second, "the ending will probably happen next time", what does that mean? She'll blow you next time?

Get your vocabulary straight here. Getting a regular massage is nothing to "brag" about.
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"happy" at the end: got boner, she stroked, rubbed, licked, kissed.
".......next time": next time we'll prolly go at it for the whole hour. or 5 minutes. depending how long I last.... she seems to like to fondle though so she'll prolly do that to start with next time.
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That's better, why the he11 didn't you say so from the beginning?
 
Originally posted by: ondarkness
What do you mean by being "happy" at the end? Massive boner or just a satisfied regular customer who got a massage.
And second, "the ending will probably happen next time", what does that mean? She'll blow you next time?

Get your vocabulary straight here. Getting a regular massage is nothing to "brag" about.
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"happy" at the end: got boner, she stroked, rubbed, licked, kissed.
".......next time": next time we'll prolly go at it for the whole hour. or 5 minutes. depending how long I last.... she seems to like to fondle though so she'll prolly do that to start with next time.
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This is both sad and hilarious all at once.

You write erotic "furry" fiction in your spare time, don't you?
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
smell your fingers? dude if you fingerbanged her you wouldnt' be asking us what we think of it....whether or not she was seriously coming onto you
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"dude" I'm just asking if anyone else has gone at it with an actual masseuse.
not to be confused with the $60 places.
 
Originally posted by: ondarkness
What do you mean by being "happy" at the end? Massive boner or just a satisfied regular customer who got a massage.
And second, "the ending will probably happen next time", what does that mean? She'll blow you next time?

Get your vocabulary straight here. Getting a regular massage is nothing to "brag" about.
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"happy" at the end: got boner, she stroked, rubbed, licked, kissed.
".......next time": next time we'll prolly go at it for the whole hour. or 5 minutes. depending how long I last.... she seems to like to fondle though so she'll prolly do that to start with next time.
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wtf? if she really did rubbed, licked and kissed you, and you are gonna wait 2 more week for the next one? any guy would make an apt with her again ASAP! your story is full of it!
 
Originally posted by: ondarkness
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
smell your fingers? dude if you fingerbanged her you wouldnt' be asking us what we think of it....whether or not she was seriously coming onto you
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"dude" I'm just asking if anyone else has gone at it with an actual masseuse.
not to be confused with the $60 places.
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Nope (I wish), your question was hard to understand rapped in smokescreens.

You should have said:

Went to get massage, got major boner, masseuse noticed and took action but stopped before massive shoot.
Next time I'm hoping to get the full service.

Easy.
 
Dude... strippers do things like that all the time simply to get your repeat business... keep you hanging on, expecting more.

Hundreds of tricks in the book... asking a guy for their phone number, so he'll think that she wants to get to know him on a more intimate, personal level... then she'll call him up, saying that she wants to see him/misses him/whatever, and ask if he'll be at the club that night (so she can take all his money, one dance at a time).

Hey, if the free paid stroke gets it for you, then fine. Just realize what it is and what it isn't. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: ondarkness
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
smell your fingers? dude if you fingerbanged her you wouldnt' be asking us what we think of it....whether or not she was seriously coming onto you
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"dude" I'm just asking if anyone else has gone at it with an actual masseuse.
not to be confused with the $60 places.
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use correct language.

Masseuse = rub and a tug. No Licensed/Certified Massage Therapist will call themselves a masseuse.

Massage Therapist = Massage Therapy for real conditions.
 
Nope (I wish), your question was hard to understand rapped in smokescreens.

You should have said:

Went to get massage, got major boner, masseuse noticed and took action but stopped before massive shoot.
Next time I'm hoping to get the full service.

Easy.
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yea, you're right. i'm good at never quite saying what I mean, and always have a dilema with what I want the title to be on my posts...

 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ondarkness
She was hot, stacked, "firm" and took care of business.
Just wondering how many other fellow ATOT members have had this happen.
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*raises bullsh!t flag*
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I already raised it. This is starting to look like that Iwo Jima statue.

 
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