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ever been pooped on by a bird?

No.

In fifth grade when my friends and I were coming in from recess one day, there were a bunch of seagulls flying overhead. Well I guess you can figure out what happens next. Poor Dave 🙂
 
once...

i was playing golf and i felt something hit my hat that i was wearing...i put my hand where i felt the impact to investigate....

🙁
 
Well, I only got nailed once by a bird outside. Now, I own birds so they poop when they feel like it (so they may be on your shoulder and all of a sudden plop).
 
I was laying on the shore of Lake Tahoe when a Seagul took a 10lb sh!t on me.

You would have thought I was on fire as quik as I made it into the water.😀
 
Originally posted by: love1u0
I was laying on the shore of Lake Tahoe when a Seagul took a 10lb sh!t on me.

You would have thought I was on fire as quik as I made it into the water.😀
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lmao...classic! 😀
 
2x

1) Fishing. a flock of seagulls flew over and carpet-bombed where I was standing on the pier. none fell on me, but a chunk hit the roll of line.
2) sitting outside, twiddling my thumbs. suddenly a poop appears right smack between my thumbs.

:Q
 
actually, now i remember. once after I washed my hair in the morning. while on the way to school, something dropped on my hair. damn! i went back home and wash my hair again.
 
I think in the Chinese culture it's suppose to be good luck.
My friend one summer got pooped on twice in one week on the same block.

First time we were driving, he was sitting behind me/driver side back seat. I was making a turn and the crap apparently went through my window, right over my shoulder onto his pants.

Second time was on the other side of the block. We were standing there waiting for someone to pick us up. He gets crapped on his hair, we look up and we see the rear end of a bird hanging over the roof.
 
roflmao one time, me and my friend was eating outside and my friend had his laptop open...and BAM...a bird shi!ted on his laptop monitor...ahahahhahahahahaha
 
I got absolutely bombarded by a flock of low flying Canadian geese when I was playing volleyball outside this summer.

Nailed all over my head, body, legs, arms.

It was so bad, it felt like a coordinated effort to get me.

Damn Canadians!! <<shakes fist>>
 
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