ever been pooped on by a bird?

[Savij]

I went to Mobile on a trip with the track team back in highschool and we were standing outside after eating at a seafood place on the beach. We heard a loud bang behind us and turned around to see a softball sized piece of pelican poo oozing down the wall about a foot behind one of the biggest guy in our group. I don't know how it got so close in the dark, but I swear there is some pelican out there telling a story about the one that got away.

 

[sillymofo]

Yes, and it was a fcuking seagul, and they have big doodoo.