Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Can't believe nobody has mentioned sunscreen. With all the useless crap the OP mentioned in his survival list you'd think sunscreen would at least be on there.
A paintball gun? Man, talk about worthless...Dude, WTF were you thinking?
I was thinking you could use it to hit trees and mark your areas so you won't get lost and such, but you could do that with a knife, really.