Embarrassing screw-ups with your spouse

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Bibble
Girlfriend: "Ow ow ow"
Me: "Whoops, wrong hole, sorry"

But seriously, one time I asked my girlfriend if she remembered when we saw Kung-Fu Hustle together. Unfortunately, I saw that movie with my ex-girlfriend, who my girlfriend hates with a passion. She was pissed and didn't talk to me for a good hour or so.

theres a vid/gif of this in action out there, pops out, pops back in the wrong place, you can see her reaction of pure pain, leg twitches and everything

its pretty funny

I'm going to need a PM.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Bibble
Girlfriend: "Ow ow ow"
Me: "Whoops, wrong hole, sorry"

But seriously, one time I asked my girlfriend if she remembered when we saw Kung-Fu Hustle together. Unfortunately, I saw that movie with my ex-girlfriend, who my girlfriend hates with a passion. She was pissed and didn't talk to me for a good hour or so.

theres a vid/gif of this in action out there, pops out, pops back in the wrong place, you can see her reaction of pure pain, leg twitches and everything

its pretty funny

I'm going to need a PM.

i have no idea where to find it sadly

 

[SZLiao214]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Fritzo

I did laundry once.......and shrunk her favorite sweater so I am banned from doing all laundry (the question is, did I do it on purpose??).

I did that with a red sock and white laundry. We had pink sheets and pink dress shirts.

I too am banned from laundry.

I washed and dried a pile of my wife's designer jeans. They all shrank too much. I also obliterated a cashmere sweater. I am also banned.

To be fair, I've banned her from running the dishwasher because she absolutely sucks at stacking dishes (places them the wrong way and all that).

I solved the dishwasher thing...I bought one of those 3 stage heavy duty Kenmore dishwashers with a built in garbage disposal. You don't even have to scrape the dishes! ::grunt grunt grunt::

You mean the Binford 6200 heavy duty dishwasher?

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Bibble
Girlfriend: "Ow ow ow"
Me: "Whoops, wrong hole, sorry"

But seriously, one time I asked my girlfriend if she remembered when we saw Kung-Fu Hustle together. Unfortunately, I saw that movie with my ex-girlfriend, who my girlfriend hates with a passion. She was pissed and didn't talk to me for a good hour or so.

theres a vid/gif of this in action out there, pops out, pops back in the wrong place, you can see her reaction of pure pain, leg twitches and everything

its pretty funny

I've been there before. My gf couldn't stop crying. I felt so bad, but I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Bibble
Girlfriend: "Ow ow ow"
Me: "Whoops, wrong hole, sorry"

But seriously, one time I asked my girlfriend if she remembered when we saw Kung-Fu Hustle together. Unfortunately, I saw that movie with my ex-girlfriend, who my girlfriend hates with a passion. She was pissed and didn't talk to me for a good hour or so.

theres a vid/gif of this in action out there, pops out, pops back in the wrong place, you can see her reaction of pure pain, leg twitches and everything

its pretty funny

I'm going to need a PM.

i have no idea where to find it sadly

ATOT gods, aid me. I cannot google, for I am at work.

 

[newb111]

Originally posted by: SZLiao214

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Fritzo

I did laundry once.......and shrunk her favorite sweater so I am banned from doing all laundry (the question is, did I do it on purpose??).

I did that with a red sock and white laundry. We had pink sheets and pink dress shirts.

I too am banned from laundry.

I washed and dried a pile of my wife's designer jeans. They all shrank too much. I also obliterated a cashmere sweater. I am also banned.

To be fair, I've banned her from running the dishwasher because she absolutely sucks at stacking dishes (places them the wrong way and all that).

I solved the dishwasher thing...I bought one of those 3 stage heavy duty Kenmore dishwashers with a built in garbage disposal. You don't even have to scrape the dishes! ::grunt grunt grunt::

You mean the Binford 6200 heavy duty dishwasher?

Yeah, that one's ok, but I got the Binford 9500 walk-in dishwasher.

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: newb111

Originally posted by: SZLiao214

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Fritzo

I did laundry once.......and shrunk her favorite sweater so I am banned from doing all laundry (the question is, did I do it on purpose??).

I did that with a red sock and white laundry. We had pink sheets and pink dress shirts.

I too am banned from laundry.

I washed and dried a pile of my wife's designer jeans. They all shrank too much. I also obliterated a cashmere sweater. I am also banned.

To be fair, I've banned her from running the dishwasher because she absolutely sucks at stacking dishes (places them the wrong way and all that).

I solved the dishwasher thing...I bought one of those 3 stage heavy duty Kenmore dishwashers with a built in garbage disposal. You don't even have to scrape the dishes! ::grunt grunt grunt::

You mean the Binford 6200 heavy duty dishwasher?

Yeah, that one's ok, but I got the Binford 9500 walk-in dishwasher.

walkin-in???? AH man.....so you can do 1 weeks worth of dishes (maybe 2) in one load....where do I sign up?

 

[newb111]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: newb111

Originally posted by: SZLiao214

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Fritzo

I did laundry once.......and shrunk her favorite sweater so I am banned from doing all laundry (the question is, did I do it on purpose??).

I did that with a red sock and white laundry. We had pink sheets and pink dress shirts.

I too am banned from laundry.

I washed and dried a pile of my wife's designer jeans. They all shrank too much. I also obliterated a cashmere sweater. I am also banned.

To be fair, I've banned her from running the dishwasher because she absolutely sucks at stacking dishes (places them the wrong way and all that).

I solved the dishwasher thing...I bought one of those 3 stage heavy duty Kenmore dishwashers with a built in garbage disposal. You don't even have to scrape the dishes! ::grunt grunt grunt::

You mean the Binford 6200 heavy duty dishwasher?

Yeah, that one's ok, but I got the Binford 9500 walk-in dishwasher.

walkin-in???? AH man.....so you can do 1 weeks worth of dishes (maybe 2) in one load....where do I sign up?

Sorry, it was a custom job for the tool-man.

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: newb111

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: newb111

Originally posted by: SZLiao214

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Fritzo

I did laundry once.......and shrunk her favorite sweater so I am banned from doing all laundry (the question is, did I do it on purpose??).

I did that with a red sock and white laundry. We had pink sheets and pink dress shirts.

I too am banned from laundry.

I washed and dried a pile of my wife's designer jeans. They all shrank too much. I also obliterated a cashmere sweater. I am also banned.

To be fair, I've banned her from running the dishwasher because she absolutely sucks at stacking dishes (places them the wrong way and all that).

I solved the dishwasher thing...I bought one of those 3 stage heavy duty Kenmore dishwashers with a built in garbage disposal. You don't even have to scrape the dishes! ::grunt grunt grunt::

You mean the Binford 6200 heavy duty dishwasher?

Yeah, that one's ok, but I got the Binford 9500 walk-in dishwasher.

walkin-in???? AH man.....so you can do 1 weeks worth of dishes (maybe 2) in one load....where do I sign up?

Sorry, it was a custom job for the tool-man.

Well, i will just continue using my washing machine then. They wash dishes so well, but they just become unusable. In the end, I still do not have to worry about dirty plates. So there.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Bibble
Girlfriend: "Ow ow ow"
Me: "Whoops, wrong hole, sorry"

But seriously, one time I asked my girlfriend if she remembered when we saw Kung-Fu Hustle together. Unfortunately, I saw that movie with my ex-girlfriend, who my girlfriend hates with a passion. She was pissed and didn't talk to me for a good hour or so.

theres a vid/gif of this in action out there, pops out, pops back in the wrong place, you can see her reaction of pure pain, leg twitches and everything

its pretty funny

I've been there before. My gf couldn't stop crying. I felt so bad, but I couldn't stop laughing.

On this past New Years I had a group of friends over and an ex gf was there. Well she got completely drunk and was jumping around, hanging on me, etc (never good idea when you are drunk). Well she lost her balance fell backwards and knocked her head on the side of a empty computer desk and ended up 1/2 under the desk. She starts doing a crying/laughing combo and everybody just stares in silence wondering if we should laugh or see if she is okay. Well I started laughing and everybody else did as well. I also felt bad, but couldn't help it as it was pretty funny. She had a bruise on her skull for about 3 weeks after.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: newb111

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: newb111

Originally posted by: SZLiao214

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Fritzo

I did laundry once.......and shrunk her favorite sweater so I am banned from doing all laundry (the question is, did I do it on purpose??).

I did that with a red sock and white laundry. We had pink sheets and pink dress shirts.

I too am banned from laundry.

I washed and dried a pile of my wife's designer jeans. They all shrank too much. I also obliterated a cashmere sweater. I am also banned.

To be fair, I've banned her from running the dishwasher because she absolutely sucks at stacking dishes (places them the wrong way and all that).

I solved the dishwasher thing...I bought one of those 3 stage heavy duty Kenmore dishwashers with a built in garbage disposal. You don't even have to scrape the dishes! ::grunt grunt grunt::

You mean the Binford 6200 heavy duty dishwasher?

Yeah, that one's ok, but I got the Binford 9500 walk-in dishwasher.

walkin-in???? AH man.....so you can do 1 weeks worth of dishes (maybe 2) in one load....where do I sign up?

Sorry, it was a custom job for the tool-man.

Well, i will just continue using my washing machine then. They wash dishes so well, but they just become usable. In the end, I still do not have to worry about dirty plates. So there.

Just use plastic and call it a day

 

[sutahz]

God i love a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote. That movie/gif would be funny to see though.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: E equals MC2

Originally posted by: rasczak
wife caught me spankin the monkey one time. she just walked away and went to bed. two days later after i had thought i was in the *clear*, she asks me, so what were you doing the other night? i never turned so red in my entire life. the whole time she was just laughing. hehe

you don't jerk off in front of your gf sometimes? Or you were just embarassed because your gf saw you doing it alone?

I know she doesn't seem to mind when I do it outside of their window.

rofl you sicko.

e=mc2, she's my wife, and i was caught alone so that was the embarrassing part.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Bibble
Girlfriend: "Ow ow ow"
Me: "Whoops, wrong hole, sorry"

But seriously, one time I asked my girlfriend if she remembered when we saw Kung-Fu Hustle together. Unfortunately, I saw that movie with my ex-girlfriend, who my girlfriend hates with a passion. She was pissed and didn't talk to me for a good hour or so.

theres a vid/gif of this in action out there, pops out, pops back in the wrong place, you can see her reaction of pure pain, leg twitches and everything

its pretty funny

I've been there before. My gf couldn't stop crying. I felt so bad, but I couldn't stop laughing.

First time that happened with me and my wife, when we were still just dating, she mocked Eddie Murphy: "That's not iiiiiiitt!"

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: newb111

Originally posted by: Gibson486

Originally posted by: newb111

Originally posted by: SZLiao214

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Fritzo

I did laundry once.......and shrunk her favorite sweater so I am banned from doing all laundry (the question is, did I do it on purpose??).

I did that with a red sock and white laundry. We had pink sheets and pink dress shirts.

I too am banned from laundry.

I washed and dried a pile of my wife's designer jeans. They all shrank too much. I also obliterated a cashmere sweater. I am also banned.

To be fair, I've banned her from running the dishwasher because she absolutely sucks at stacking dishes (places them the wrong way and all that).

I solved the dishwasher thing...I bought one of those 3 stage heavy duty Kenmore dishwashers with a built in garbage disposal. You don't even have to scrape the dishes! ::grunt grunt grunt::

You mean the Binford 6200 heavy duty dishwasher?

Yeah, that one's ok, but I got the Binford 9500 walk-in dishwasher.

walkin-in???? AH man.....so you can do 1 weeks worth of dishes (maybe 2) in one load....where do I sign up?

Sorry, it was a custom job for the tool-man.

Well, i will just continue using my washing machine then. They wash dishes so well, but they just become usable. In the end, I still do not have to worry about dirty plates. So there.

Just use plastic and call it a day

he is useing paper. wich is why they become unusable after beign used int eh dishwasher.

 

[summit]

my ex found a pr0n that i was in...

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: Summit
my ex found a pr0n that i was in...

Haha! How did that happen? Homemade or the real deal?

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Summit
my ex found a pr0n that i was in...

Haha! How did that happen? Homemade or the real deal?

that's why she's your ex huh? was it on your pc or did she find it via the intarweb?

 

[Lola]

I got some Carmen Electra strip-tease workout DVD's a while ago. I started watching/using them but anytime i tried to "work-it" with the husband, he started laughing because it was so... not-in-the-moment. Felt pretty stupid, but we both laughed about it. Now we joke and he tells me to "shake it" as I am walking out of a room or just lounging with my ugly robe and sweats.

 

[Nitemare]

Does getting married count?

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Bibble
Girlfriend: "Ow ow ow"
Me: "Whoops, wrong hole, sorry"

But seriously, one time I asked my girlfriend if she remembered when we saw Kung-Fu Hustle together. Unfortunately, I saw that movie with my ex-girlfriend, who my girlfriend hates with a passion. She was pissed and didn't talk to me for a good hour or so.

theres a vid/gif of this in action out there, pops out, pops back in the wrong place, you can see her reaction of pure pain, leg twitches and everything

its pretty funny

I'm going to need a PM.

Google wrong hole. It's like one of the first hits.

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Bibble
Girlfriend: "Ow ow ow"
Me: "Whoops, wrong hole, sorry"

But seriously, one time I asked my girlfriend if she remembered when we saw Kung-Fu Hustle together. Unfortunately, I saw that movie with my ex-girlfriend, who my girlfriend hates with a passion. She was pissed and didn't talk to me for a good hour or so.

theres a vid/gif of this in action out there, pops out, pops back in the wrong place, you can see her reaction of pure pain, leg twitches and everything

its pretty funny

I'm going to need a PM.

Google wrong hole. It's like one of the first hits.

As I said in the reply to the awesome member who PM'ed me, must think before just doing while at work.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Bibble
Girlfriend: "Ow ow ow"
Me: "Whoops, wrong hole, sorry"

But seriously, one time I asked my girlfriend if she remembered when we saw Kung-Fu Hustle together. Unfortunately, I saw that movie with my ex-girlfriend, who my girlfriend hates with a passion. She was pissed and didn't talk to me for a good hour or so.

theres a vid/gif of this in action out there, pops out, pops back in the wrong place, you can see her reaction of pure pain, leg twitches and everything

its pretty funny

I'm going to need a PM.

Google wrong hole. It's like one of the first hits.

As I said in the reply to the awesome member who PM'ed me, must think before just doing while at work.

PM me please? I'm too lazy to google wrong hole atm

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Bibble
Girlfriend: "Ow ow ow"
Me: "Whoops, wrong hole, sorry"

But seriously, one time I asked my girlfriend if she remembered when we saw Kung-Fu Hustle together. Unfortunately, I saw that movie with my ex-girlfriend, who my girlfriend hates with a passion. She was pissed and didn't talk to me for a good hour or so.

theres a vid/gif of this in action out there, pops out, pops back in the wrong place, you can see her reaction of pure pain, leg twitches and everything

its pretty funny

I'm going to need a PM.

Google wrong hole. It's like one of the first hits.

As I said in the reply to the awesome member who PM'ed me, must think before just doing while at work.

lol yea thats it

 

[mrrman]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Bibble
Girlfriend: "Ow ow ow"
Me: "Whoops, wrong hole, sorry"

But seriously, one time I asked my girlfriend if she remembered when we saw Kung-Fu Hustle together. Unfortunately, I saw that movie with my ex-girlfriend, who my girlfriend hates with a passion. She was pissed and didn't talk to me for a good hour or so.

theres a vid/gif of this in action out there, pops out, pops back in the wrong place, you can see her reaction of pure pain, leg twitches and everything

its pretty funny

I'm going to need a PM.

Google wrong hole. It's like one of the first hits.

As I said in the reply to the awesome member who PM'ed me, must think before just doing while at work.

just saw it under zippyvideos.com lol