News Dow bouncing around -1000

[fskimospy]

To fuckin true.

On cue:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1735020780981780671

 

[K1052]

On cue:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1735020780981780671

In like two days:

Are equities doing too well? How that's a problem for the President.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

No joke I could totally see them claiming the initially high stock market under Biden was Trump’s doing, the lower stock market after Biden’s doing, and now higher stocks Trump’s doing again.

Clearly it’s because he will be elected again and the market is responding…

duh

 

[APU_Fusion]

President Biden’s woke policies have clearly led to high inflation, unemployment and record low stock market as well as $12.00 a gallon gas and $42.00 for a dozen eggs.

 

[cytg111]

Well the market is not responding to the end of US democracy, so there is that… That is probably good news for Joe Biden

 

[brycejones]

President Biden’s woke policies have clearly led to high inflation, unemployment and record low stock market as well as $12.00 a gallon gas and $42.00 for a dozen eggs.

Don’t forget you have to show id to buy vinegar in the dystopian Biden hell scape that is America.

 

[Muse]

Don’t forget you have to show id to buy vinegar in the dystopian Biden hell scape that is America.

shhh, dont tell anybody, you can make vinegar out of grape juice.

 

[eelw]

He wasn’t necessarily referring to new DOW record high but on cue the orange monkey in last nights rally took credit for economy. Biden is riding the fumes of my accomplishments.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Fumes ... stench ... eh ...

 

[cytg111]

shhh, dont tell anybody, you can make vinegar out of grape juice.

Or chloroform from bleach and rubbing alcohol.

Wait, what were we talking about?

 

[Roger Wilco]

S&P 500 just surpassed its previous record high set back in January 2022.

 

[Muse]

S&P 500 just surpassed its previous record high set back in January 2022.

Yup, been watching. There was major resistance at about 476, around 6 sessions having tried and failed to penetrate the previous high of around 479 around 2 years ago (?). Smashed through today! Figured it would eventually, but this was a nice way to break through resistance, i.e. with a thrust, uh, on volume!!!

 

[tweaker2]

Well what all that good news means is that the MAGAT's are going to have to scream bloody murder even louder still about Hunter Biden and flog themselves 'til they're almost drained of blood in order to find some hoax conspiracy or some lie that's bigger than the Big One in order to distract attention away from any good thing that's happening on Joe's watch.

Go for the bigger lie MAGAT's! You guys really need it to keep your Useful Idiot's habit of incriminating himself out of the news and into the White House.

 

[Saylick]

Inb4 Republicans yell "The stock market isn't the economy!"

And then some odd years later if a Republican is President: "Look at the strong economy under President Asshole! *points to stock market*"

 

[Muse]

Dang, well, I can't stop thinking, being a millionaire ain't what it used to be what with the inflation we've had in the last 50 years. No, not blaming Joe, if he doesn't win we're in deep doo doo.

 

[eelw]

Waits for orange monkey to take credit for record highs today.

 

[Muse]

Waits for orange monkey to take credit for record highs today.

Actually it's the bulls in control. The Orange Monkey is not in a buying mood, he's cash strapped!!!!!

 

[APU_Fusion]

Actually it's the bulls in control. The Orange Monkey is not in a buying mood, he's cash strapped!!!!!

That doesn’t matter. Record stock market is only due to Trumpoloni’s future policies that will never go into- effect like his 100% tariff on cars produced in Mexico he proposed that is not allowed under the revised NAFTA agreement he signed when President. 🤔🙄

He literally is stating a 40k Ford built in Mexico will retail for 80K in US. Sigh

 

[Muse]

That doesn’t matter. Record stock market is only due to Trumpoloni’s future policies that will never go into- effect like his 100% tariff on cars produced in Mexico he proposed that is not allowed under the revised NAFTA agreement he signed when President. 🤔🙄

He literally is stating a 40k Ford built in Mexico will retail for 80K in US. Sigh

Fact checking doesn't apply to Donald Trump. His followers aren't equipped for that. Obviously the stock market is shooting up because Wall Street is breathlessly awaiting the return of The Messiah.