If yes then you are super pumped. If no then you are a stupid idiot or a menopausal mom.
If more "yes" than "no", then I'll inform you with some more important facts and information regarding the coolest mammal ever.....the ninja!
If more "no" than "yes", then you don't deserve to ever know the true ninja facts ever and I will cease to inform people here from this day forward
edit: we all know that ninjas like:
1. to pork hot babes
2. flying
3. stabbing
4. flipping out
5. spicy chili
6. pillow forts
7. hippos
8. guitars wailing....HARD!!
but I would like to inform people about some things they may not necessarily know....lesser known facts you could call them - I will put them in the top b/c Ninjas are courteous to other people's feelings sometimes:
FACT: Ninjas got their name over one billion years ago. The first "ninjas" got together and said, "what should we call ourselves". One guy mentioned the name "ninjas" and they all voted and that was it. From then on they called themselves Ninjas!
FACT: Ninjas can only climb backwards on ladders because of their big boners. That is why they were the first to invent catapaults; they needed catapaults to launch themselves onto rooftops and into the backyards of enemies (like pirates or vikings) or hot babes (for frenching or porking)!
FACT: The english word "Ninja" means "to fly, stab, and fight" in mexican and polish
FACT: The english word "Ninja" means "to crap one's pantaloones" in french
FACT: Ninjas arch rival is the mom. The mom's main attack is the spanking, but ninjas have a +43 level spanking protection so they aren't usually worried.
If more "yes" than "no", then I'll inform you with some more important facts and information regarding the coolest mammal ever.....the ninja!
If more "no" than "yes", then you don't deserve to ever know the true ninja facts ever and I will cease to inform people here from this day forward
edit: we all know that ninjas like:
1. to pork hot babes
2. flying
3. stabbing
4. flipping out
5. spicy chili
6. pillow forts
7. hippos
8. guitars wailing....HARD!!
but I would like to inform people about some things they may not necessarily know....lesser known facts you could call them - I will put them in the top b/c Ninjas are courteous to other people's feelings sometimes:
FACT: Ninjas got their name over one billion years ago. The first "ninjas" got together and said, "what should we call ourselves". One guy mentioned the name "ninjas" and they all voted and that was it. From then on they called themselves Ninjas!
FACT: Ninjas can only climb backwards on ladders because of their big boners. That is why they were the first to invent catapaults; they needed catapaults to launch themselves onto rooftops and into the backyards of enemies (like pirates or vikings) or hot babes (for frenching or porking)!
FACT: The english word "Ninja" means "to fly, stab, and fight" in mexican and polish
FACT: The english word "Ninja" means "to crap one's pantaloones" in french
FACT: Ninjas arch rival is the mom. The mom's main attack is the spanking, but ninjas have a +43 level spanking protection so they aren't usually worried.
