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Lifer
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Fact: Ninjas wear black because it is slimming not because it makes them hard to see. They would rather be wearing blue pin stripes but it makes them look fat.
 

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Fact: Ninjas wear black because it is slimming not because it makes them hard to see. They would rather be wearing blue pin stripes but it makes them look fat.

lol...black is slimming
 

TheNinja

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4th AND FINAL FACT: FACT: The english word "Ninja" means "to crap one's pantaloones" in french
 

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Originally posted by: Mo0o
more ninja facts... now

FACT: Ninjas arch rival is the mom. The mom's main attack is the spanking, but ninjas have a +43 level spanking protection so they aren't usually worried.