Does anyone want more fun facts about TRUE ninjas?

TheNinja

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If yes then you are super pumped. If no then you are a stupid idiot or a menopausal mom.

If more "yes" than "no", then I'll inform you with some more important facts and information regarding the coolest mammal ever.....the ninja!

If more "no" than "yes", then you don't deserve to ever know the true ninja facts ever and I will cease to inform people here from this day forward

edit: we all know that ninjas like:

1. to pork hot babes
2. flying
3. stabbing
4. flipping out
5. spicy chili
6. pillow forts
7. hippos
8. guitars wailing....HARD!!

but I would like to inform people about some things they may not necessarily know....lesser known facts you could call them - I will put them in the top b/c Ninjas are courteous to other people's feelings sometimes:

FACT: Ninjas got their name over one billion years ago. The first "ninjas" got together and said, "what should we call ourselves". One guy mentioned the name "ninjas" and they all voted and that was it. From then on they called themselves Ninjas!

FACT: Ninjas can only climb backwards on ladders because of their big boners. That is why they were the first to invent catapaults; they needed catapaults to launch themselves onto rooftops and into the backyards of enemies (like pirates or vikings) or hot babes (for frenching or porking)!

FACT: The english word "Ninja" means "to fly, stab, and fight" in mexican and polish

FACT: The english word "Ninja" means "to crap one's pantaloones" in french

FACT: Ninjas arch rival is the mom. The mom's main attack is the spanking, but ninjas have a +43 level spanking protection so they aren't usually worried.
 

SP33Demon

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Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Knowledge is Power!

Ignorance is bliss.

Pizza is good.
hey Trem how is Manny doing?

Haven't spoken to him, but I'm pretty damn sure he's happy. :D
MVP of the WS! Possibly MVP of the regular season with Ortiz, we'll know by the end of the week ;)

 

TheNinja

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Originally posted by: Rallispec
hahaha I <3 Ninjas


1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

See, Rallispec already told you 3 facts about ninjas. 56% want to hear more so I will give one lesser know fact about ninjas.

FACT: Ninjas got their name over one billion years ago. The first "ninjas" got together and said, "what should we call ourselves". One guy mentioned the name "ninjas" and they all voted and that was it. From then on they called themselves Ninjas!
 

SP33Demon

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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: Rallispec
hahaha I <3 Ninjas


1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

See, Rallispec already told you 3 facts about ninjas. 56% want to hear more so I will give one lesser know fact about ninjas.

FACT: Ninjas got their name over one billion years ago. The first "ninjas" got together and said, "what should we call ourselves". One guy mentioned the name "ninjas" and they all voted and that was it. From then on they called themselves Ninjas!
Wow some new info that I would have never known. Thanks for setting the record straight, I thought Nine Inch Nails and Ja Rule formed a new band.

 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: Rallispec
hahaha I <3 Ninjas


1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

See, Rallispec already told you 3 facts about ninjas. 56% want to hear more so I will give one lesser know fact about ninjas.

FACT: Ninjas got their name over one billion years ago. The first "ninjas" got together and said, "what should we call ourselves". One guy mentioned the name "ninjas" and they all voted and that was it. From then on they called themselves Ninjas!
Wow some new info that I would have never known. Thanks for setting the record straight, I thought Nine Inch Nails and Ja Rule formed a new band.

Don't even joke about that.

Another little known fact about ninjas: They like to be anally penetrated by wild dogs.
 

thirdlegstump

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Take it from a real Japanese who was born to be a monk but decided to be a metal guitarist. There never were Ninjas. Period.
 

TheNinja

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Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Wow some new info that I would have never known. Thanks for setting the record straight, I thought Nine Inch Nails and Ja Rule formed a new band.

lol....that would be..ummm, interesting
 

TheNinja

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Jan 22, 2003
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FACT: Ninjas can only climb backwards on ladders because of their big boners. That is why they were the first to invent catapaults; they needed catapaults to launch themselves onto rooftops and into the backyards of enemies (like pirates or vikings) or hot babes (for frenching or porking)!
 

SP33Demon

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Originally posted by: TheNinja
FACT: Ninjas can only climb backwards on ladders because of their big boners. That is why they were the first to invent catapaults; they needed catapaults to launch themselves onto rooftops and into the backyards of enemies (like pirates or vikings) or hot babes (for frenching or porking)!
But what would happen if their swords were unsheathed first?
 

geno

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Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Knowledge is Power!

Ignorance is bliss.

Pizza is good.
hey Trem how is Manny doing?

Haven't spoken to him, but I'm pretty damn sure he's happy. :D
MVP of the WS! Possibly MVP of the regular season with Ortiz, we'll know by the end of the week ;)


He knows Manny? :Q
 

SP33Demon

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Jun 22, 2001
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Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Knowledge is Power!

Ignorance is bliss.

Pizza is good.
hey Trem how is Manny doing?

Haven't spoken to him, but I'm pretty damn sure he's happy. :D
MVP of the WS! Possibly MVP of the regular season with Ortiz, we'll know by the end of the week ;)


He knows Manny? :Q
Let's just say Manny is a relative ;)

 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Ninjas only "flip out" when they run out of batteries for their "personal massagers."

hey! I'll be giving the facts here!!! ;)

Fat: Ninjas are just mad they don't get pirate lovin.