does anyone else feel incredibly seen by this big mood?

[BudAshes]

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

 

[igor_kavinski]

If that's how the future generation communicates, humanity is screwed.

 

[dank69]

If that's how the future generation communicates, humanity is screwed.

methinks thou doth protest too much

 

[dank69]

 

[brianmanahan]

"but grandma, your diverticulitis!"

once my great grandma made it to 95 then she started eating corn again. at that point she didn't care anymore, she was just gonna eat what she wanted haha

 

[nakedfrog]

Reminds me of the doctor in Idiocracy.

 

[Red Squirrel]

In an effort to try to keep up with times I need to start using zoomer terms more in my tweets. I kinda want to make a separate account where I just constantly talk like that.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1559767469128024065

 

[dank69]

In an effort to try to keep up with times I need to start using zoomer terms more in my tweets. I kinda want to make a separate account where I just constantly talk like that.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1559767469128024065

That post has an overwhelming surplus of diggity.

Although, as I alluded to in an earlier post, I'm not entirely certain if diggity is good or bad.

 

[zinfamous]

See, I've never read any of this trash before, but I'd read this version for sure. It's pretty awesome.

Imagine that it's actually what people thought about a Clockwork Orange when it was first released. Just....using the same idea of narrative language from "the youngins" of the day, it just happened to be about juvenile rape and murder and...autocratic manipulation and punitive control of the middle and lower classes etc etc....so many not quite as light as doing the same with Harry Potter?

 

[dank69]

 

[brianmanahan]

face tattoos probably don't age well after 70 years

even less so if you get some time-period-specific reference or term on them

 

[dank69]

face tattoos probably don't age well after 70 years

even less so if you get some time-period-specific reference or term on them

No ragrets

 

[brianmanahan]

No ragrets

like, not even a single letter?

 

[dank69]

like, not even a single letter?

If I were you I wouldn't even use protection.

 

[Captante]

face tattoos probably don't age well after 70 years

even less so if you get some time-period-specific reference or term on them

Another real sign of a "winner" is something like the word "Loyalty" in big black letters on your neck.... a definite plus in that upcoming job-interview! (if you're interviewing for crack-dealer that is!)

 

[brianmanahan]

 

[Red Squirrel]

Thanksgiving dinner is going to be fire tomorrow ngl. All I ate today was a small bowl of ramen. It's no gucci meal but I'll be bussin when it comes time to eat mf turkey. No cap.

 

[brianmanahan]

Thanksgiving dinner is going to be fire tomorrow ngl. All I ate today was a small bowl of ramen. It's no gucci meal but I'll be bussin when it comes time to eat mf turkey. No cap.

#bless

 

[Charmonium]

Damn Zoomers!

"no cap" means "no lie", or "true"

That is definitely one of the dumber ones. I like to use "fam" only sarcastically.

Preach bro!!!

 

[rh71]

This should be the Zoomers' Jesus thread.

 

[Geekbabe]

Every generation changes the language, the music, the clothing, the culture…Why hate on them? We did it too!

 

[IronWing]

Every generation changes the language, the music, the clothing, the culture…Why hate on them? We did it too!

Yes, but our slang was witty and intelligent. Face.

 

[dank69]