do you have any skills?

moshquerade

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You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
 

aplefka

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Could you get your crap out of my locker? I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

(Probably off, haven't seen the movie since August)
 

artikk

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I have skills. PleaSE specify what part. skills are you talking about, moshquerade?
 

Hayabusa Rider

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I can eviscerate a mammoth with one hand and turn it into a feast with the other while having sex.
 

spidey07

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I can do a McTwist at about 5 feet above the coping.

Fakie stalefish ollie even higher.

yeah, I got skills.


damn, good times.
 

mrrman

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.



I have 1 and 3 lol and many more
 

MrYAK

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MrYAK: moshquerade, give me some of yer tots.
Mosh: no, get yer own.
YAK:come on, give me some of yer tots.
Mosh: no, i didnt even eat lunch.
YAK: *kicks the tots in the pocket.
Mosh: AH, GROSS!

pedro offers you his protection.

Tina! Eat yer ham!!

seriously, the best parts of the movie are:
1- When he asks for one of the buttons for Summers campian...and then chucks it down the hall and runs off.
2- When Uncle Rico chucks his steak at him and hits him in the face.....rofl, sry hold on....
3- The end dance scene


and remember: Yer mom goes to college.