do you have any skills?

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MrYAK
MrYAK: moshquerade, give me some of yer tots.
Mosh: no, get yer own.
YAK:come on, give me some of yer tots.
Mosh: no, i didnt even eat lunch.
YAK: *kicks the tots in the pocket.
Mosh: AH, GROSS!

pedro offers you his protection.

Tina! Eat yer ham!!

seriously, the best parts of the movie are:
1- When he asks for one of the buttons for Summers campian...and then chucks it down the hall and runs off.
2- When Uncle Rico chucks his steak at him and hits him in the face.....rofl, sry hold on....
3- The end dance scene


and remember: Yer mom goes to college.

YESSSS!

I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole milk.

 

[her209]

My dancing skills gets me all the fly honies.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
I'm ambidexterous in certain activities

Hello! I haven't seen you before, what's your name?

"Leftie"

 

[isasir]

I can make all your wildest dreams come true. :heart:

 

[thirdlegstump]

I can bowl a 180, play guitar and make you cream your pants, fly planes, play damn good tennis, marathon in bed, set up music studios, talk like a surfer, talk like a redneck, talk like a homey, pick great wine, pick great clothes, enjoy shopping......that's about it.

 

[edro]

st@bbing skills!

 

[95SS]

Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?!

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
I can bowl a 180, play guitar and make you cream your pants, fly planes, play damn good tennis, marathon in bed, set up music studios, talk like a surfer, talk like a redneck, talk like a homey, pick great wine, pick great clothes, enjoy shopping......that's about it.

Veal medallions with a mushroom sauce.

what wine?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: edro13
st@bbing skills!

Vote for pedro13

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
I have pickle-eating skills.

I'll bet you're popular in the locker room.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Eating skills :evil:

 

[UncleWai]

I can cast level 4 lightning bolts.


*Lightning Bolts!**Lightning Bolts!**Lightning Bolts!*

You are dead.
OooOooOOooo...

 

[merlocka]

we both know I'm training to be a cage fighter

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: 95SS
Who's the only person here who knows secret ninja moves from the government?!

:thumbsup:
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

My wife actually laughed once at that movie, which was a new record & still stands.
The two latino dudes shaking their heads no at the bully was classic.

 

[95SS]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: 95SS
Who's the only person here who knows secret ninja moves from the government?!

:thumbsup:
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

I caught you a delicious bass.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: 95SS

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: 95SS
Who's the only person here who knows secret ninja moves from the government?!

:thumbsup:
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

I caught you a delicious bass.

The defect in this one is bleach.

 

[MrYAK]

I used to be able to throw a football a 1/4 mile......I bet a throw one over those Mts....yeah*grin*

*Kip puts tupperware under tire of van, backs up over it* Damit!!! *speeds off*

It took me like, 3hrs to get the shading on yer upper lip right.

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

I have Getting Banned then Sending People Spam E-mails Accusing Them of Being "In" With the Mods skills.

oh wait, that was you.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MrYAK
I used to be able to throw a football a 1/4 mile......I bet a throw one over those Mts....yeah*grin*

*Kip puts tupperware under tire of van, backs up over it* Damit!!! *speeds off*

It took me like, 3hrs to get the shading on yer upper lip right.

Your mom goes to college.

 

[Aquaman]

I have tetherball skillz

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[95SS]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: 95SS

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: 95SS
Who's the only person here who knows secret ninja moves from the government?!

:thumbsup:
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

I caught you a delicious bass.

The defect in this one is bleach.

They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He's nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have like four.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
I have tetherball skillz

Cheers,
Aquaman

flippin sweet!

 

[MrYAK]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: 95SS
Who's the only person here who knows secret ninja moves from the government?!

:thumbsup:
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

What!!?? You have the worst reflexes ever Kip, ahhh!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: 95SS

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: 95SS

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: 95SS
Who's the only person here who knows secret ninja moves from the government?!

:thumbsup:
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

I caught you a delicious bass.

The defect in this one is bleach.

They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He's nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have like four.

This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch