do you have any skills?

[moshquerade]

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

 

[SWScorch]

I got the computer hacking skillz

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I have skills.

 

[vi edit]

/grabs lawnchair

This thread could be fun.

 

[kyparrish]

Bow Staff skills

 

[MikeMike]

i got the sexual skills.

MIKE

 

[amol]

I have motor skills

 

[kyparrish]

damn it Mosh, now I'm going to have to watch that movie again

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

I have pickle-eating skills.

 

[DannyBoy]

I'm good at swearing.

 

[aplefka]

Could you get your crap out of my locker? I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

(Probably off, haven't seen the movie since August)

 

[Mookow]

Does hunting with modern firearms count, or does it have to be with a bow?

 

[Mo0o]

I have skillZ with a Z

 

[ThePresence]

I can draw, play guitar and saxaphone and that's about it.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Mookow
Does hunting with modern firearms count, or does it have to be with a bow?

:laugh:

that is hilarious

 

[artikk]

I have skills. PleaSE specify what part. skills are you talking about, moshquerade?

 

[FleshLight]

I have fleshlight skills.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I can eviscerate a mammoth with one hand and turn it into a feast with the other while having sex.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I can draw, play guitar and saxaphone and that's about it.

Are you probably the best that you know of?

 

[spidey07]

I can do a McTwist at about 5 feet above the coping.

Fakie stalefish ollie even higher.

yeah, I got skills.


damn, good times.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

I'm ambidexterous in certain activities

 

[GasX]

I can lick the alphabet and breath through my ears...

 

[mrrman]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

I have 1 and 3 lol and many more

 

[MrYAK]

MrYAK: moshquerade, give me some of yer tots.
Mosh: no, get yer own.
YAK:come on, give me some of yer tots.
Mosh: no, i didnt even eat lunch.
YAK: *kicks the tots in the pocket.
Mosh: AH, GROSS!

pedro offers you his protection.

Tina! Eat yer ham!!

seriously, the best parts of the movie are:
1- When he asks for one of the buttons for Summers campian...and then chucks it down the hall and runs off.
2- When Uncle Rico chucks his steak at him and hits him in the face.....rofl, sry hold on....
3- The end dance scene


and remember: Yer mom goes to college.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

I can take sweet jumps!