"And the Lord saw the noodley endeavor put forth by Mario, and it was meh, nonetheless...Mario was forever blessed and embraced by the Lord FSM. Blessed are those who walk in the path of flour, sweat, blood, and tears, for their hard work shall be rewarded like Mario's"
I'm reading from another book that says thou shalt worship the fruit loop your hardened circular God full of color and flavor. Thou shalt have no other cereals before me and the love of GMO is the root of all evil breads.
This means war FSM dammit!!!I'm reading from another book that says thou shalt worship the fruit loop your hardened circular God full of color and flavor. Thou shalt have no other cereals before me and the love of GMO is the root of all evil breads.
Will there be a crusade over this?
You'll know we've won the next time Mario jumps up to hit his head and a fruit loop pops out instead of a gold coin.
I'm reading from another book that says thou shalt worship the fruit loop your hardened circular God full of color and flavor. Thou shalt have no other cereals before me and the love of GMO is the root of all evil breads.
Will there be a crusade over this?
My cosole will suffer first!!You'll know we've won the next time Mario jumps up to hit his head and a fruit loop pops out instead of a gold coin.
Well I hope that it doesn't snap, crackle and pop on you.
If so then you'll just have to glue it back together with some melted marshmallows and call it a day.
Does anyone from the Deep South ever read the US Constitution? It states clearly that no religious oath should be required for any public office or trust anywhere in the US. Then we have the 1st Amendment as well.
You have to ask yourself do they really believe that based upon their behavior?
Judging from their behavior, I will have to say no.You have to ask yourself do they really believe that based upon their behavior?
Modern Christianity, which is really a euphemism for organized religion, has turned away from God just as Jesus said they would. They've been in this apostate state for decades and every day they become worse making it more difficult for actual bona fide Christians to reach people with God's actual message which is nothing like what you see being peddled by them.
Not if you are browsing life in incognito mode. Taking the oath force cancels incognito mode and god can track you again.
Modern Christianity, which is really a euphemism for organized religion, has turned away from God just as Jesus said they would. They've been in this apostate state for decades and every day they become worse making it more difficult for actual bona fide Christians to reach people with God's actual message which is nothing like what you see being peddled by them.
These people and organizations make me curse and hop up and down to.
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