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Dear ATOT virgins: please go get laid.

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mnewsham said:
I honestly doubt there are all that many true and actual virgins on here, sure there are probably a few, maybe even more than the societal average, but overall I doubt there are that many.

Even geeks and nerds get it on.
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I am.

Kinda proud of it.

Sure I probably would have liked to get a hot chick when I was younger...but now that I'm old that would be a felony. And I certainly don't want any of the hideous women that are my age.
 
EliteRetard said:
I am.

Kinda proud of it.

Sure I probably would have liked to get a hot chick when I was younger...but now that I'm old that would be a felony. And I certainly don't want any of the hideous women that are my age.
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18 is too old for you? Hell 14-16 isn't even illegal depending on where you are. But I digress, I figured there would be a few true virgins out there.
 
mnewsham said:
18 is too old for you? Hell 14-16 isn't even illegal depending on where you are. But I digress, I figured there would be a few true virgins out there.
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Lets just say I'm in that ~35yr category...I've never kissed a girl or even so much as held hands. There is no way a hot 18-25yr old is going to want anything to do with me.

I look very similar to this:
Kelly_Thomas_2009_booking_photo_released_by_Fullerton_PD.jpg


Even in the extremely off chance some hot female has some slight interest in me, I would never know it because I was never taught anything. I rarely go out and even rarer am I alone (usually I only leave to help a friend/family). I am literally retarded and extremely socially awkward, I come off as creepy and offensive to most people and I still haven't figured out why.
 
EliteRetard said:
Lets just say I'm in that ~35yr category...I've never kissed a girl or even so much as held hands. There is no way a hot 18-25yr old is going to want anything to do with me.

I look very similar to this:
Kelly_Thomas_2009_booking_photo_released_by_Fullerton_PD.jpg


Even in the extremely off chance some hot female has some slight interest in me, I would never know it because I was never taught anything. I rarely go out and even rarer am I alone (usually I only leave to help a friend/family). I am literally retarded and extremely socially awkward, I come off as creepy and offensive to most people and I still haven't figured out why.
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Hmm... Are you going to go nuts?
 
EliteRetard said:
Lets just say I'm in that ~35yr category...I've never kissed a girl or even so much as held hands. There is no way a hot 18-25yr old is going to want anything to do with me.

I look very similar to this:
Kelly_Thomas_2009_booking_photo_released_by_Fullerton_PD.jpg


Even in the extremely off chance some hot female has some slight interest in me, I would never know it because I was never taught anything. I rarely go out and even rarer am I alone (usually I only leave to help a friend/family). I am literally retarded and extremely socially awkward, I come off as creepy and offensive to most people and I still haven't figured out why.
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Somehow I doubt that.
 
EliteRetard said:
Lets just say I'm in that ~35yr category...I've never kissed a girl or even so much as held hands. There is no way a hot 18-25yr old is going to want anything to do with me.

I look very similar to this:
Kelly_Thomas_2009_booking_photo_released_by_Fullerton_PD.jpg


Even in the extremely off chance some hot female has some slight interest in me, I would never know it because I was never taught anything. I rarely go out and even rarer am I alone (usually I only leave to help a friend/family). I am literally retarded and extremely socially awkward, I come off as creepy and offensive to most people and I still haven't figured out why.
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I know two of my old classmates who are girls and right now are with older kinda sleazy creepy guys. One is 20 and pregnant with his kid (he is 39) the other is 19 and he is 35 this one isn't preggers tho.
Neither male is particularly attractive. One of the girls is meh, the other is above average. So don't give up hope. But maybe lower your standards.
 
EliteRetard said:
Lets just say I'm in that ~35yr category...I've never kissed a girl or even so much as held hands. There is no way a hot 18-25yr old is going to want anything to do with me.

I look very similar to this:
Kelly_Thomas_2009_booking_photo_released_by_Fullerton_PD.jpg

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Very handsome man, just needs a little washing.
 
Sex is a reproductive tool as well as an act of affection that is reserved for the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. Sadly today's world accepts everything as being ok when it comes to that such as sex before marriage, gays, lesbians etc. The concept of a real proper family is diminishing more and more these days.

In the end, when you do find the girl you want to spend the rest of your life with, what do you think that girl will like more, if she's just one of many that you had sex with, or if she's the first and only, because you saved it for her?

Personally, I'm happy single right now, so I could not care less about sex. I just don't see the thrill of having sex with some random girl. To me it's something personal that is between me and a special girl that I want to spend the rest of my life with, if ever I decide I do want a girl in my life.
 
EliteRetard said:
Lets just say I'm in that ~35yr category...I've never kissed a girl or even so much as held hands. There is no way a hot 18-25yr old is going to want anything to do with me.

I look very similar to this:
Kelly_Thomas_2009_booking_photo_released_by_Fullerton_PD.jpg


Even in the extremely off chance some hot female has some slight interest in me, I would never know it because I was never taught anything. I rarely go out and even rarer am I alone (usually I only leave to help a friend/family). I am literally retarded and extremely socially awkward, I come off as creepy and offensive to most people and I still haven't figured out why.
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I didn't know Jesus was a member here.
 
Red Squirrel said:
Sex is a reproductive tool as well as an act of affection that is reserved for the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. Sadly today's world accepts everything as being ok when it comes to that such as sex before marriage, gays, lesbians etc. The concept of a real proper family is diminishing more and more these days.

In the end, when you do find the girl you want to spend the rest of your life with, what do you think that girl will like more, if she's just one of many that you had sex with, or if she's the first and only, because you saved it for her?

Personally, I'm happy single right now, so I could not care less about sex. I just don't see the thrill of having sex with some random girl. To me it's something personal that is between me and a special girl that I want to spend the rest of my life with, if ever I decide I do want a girl in my life.
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The problem with this is that it's based off a particular religious texts/groups that have little to no bearing on modern social situations, context is totally different and you're grasping for the past in a world that has mostly moved on.
 
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