Dear ATOT virgins: please go get laid.

[SSSnail]

Any ways, any how, any means, do it. Hookers and blow are not frowned upon. If you're a bit shy, start with massage parlors first.

 

[Mixolydian]

so everyone on ATOT then?

 

[SSSnail]

so everyone on ATOT then?

I think that's probably one of the most used but not true myth about ATOT, perpetuated by a vocal minority.

 

[mnewsham]

I honestly doubt there are all that many true and actual virgins on here, sure there are probably a few, maybe even more than the societal average, but overall I doubt there are that many.

Even geeks and nerds get it on.

 

[Markbnj]

so everyone on ATOT then?

I have three kids and so can genetically prove my non-virginal status.

Edit: well, leaving out in-vitro.

 

[Mai72]

Girls scare me.

🙁

 

[Mixolydian]

Edit: well, leaving out in-vitro.

:awe:

 

[TridenT]

I honestly doubt there are all that many true and actual virgins on here, sure there are probably a few, maybe even more than the societal average, but overall I doubt there are that many.

Even geeks and nerds get it on.

They get it on a lot... I think they get it on more than the general public.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

24 year-old beautiful, intelligent, and fair-mannered non-brutish Aryan kissless virgin reporting.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

It is so easy to talk to girls. YOU have to accept that you might make a fool of yourself and that's ok. 🙂

 

[HamburgerBoy]

It is so easy to talk to girls. YOU have to accept that you might make a fool of yourself and that's ok. 🙂

A proper gentleman never makes a fool of himself, which is exactly the problem since foolish chest-pumping antics are exactly what the matriarchy endorses.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I have three kids and so can genetically prove my non-virginal status.

Edit: well, leaving out in-vitro.

WOOT!!! You've had sex at least 3 times!

High five! 😉

 

[mnewsham]

A proper gentleman never makes a fool of himself, which is exactly the problem since foolish chest-pumping antics are exactly what the matriarchy endorses.

I really hope this is a character you're playing... :|

 

[akahoovy]

Any ways, any how, any means, do it. Hookers and blow are not frowned upon. If you're a bit shy, start with massage parlors first.

How long's the wait period before I'm considered a virgin again?

 

[SSSnail]

How long's the wait period before I'm considered a virgin again?

I don't know about you, but I'm a born again virgin every morning. :awe:

 

[kage69]

They get it on a lot... I think they get it on more than the general public.

I know they do. I don't want to seem like I'm bragging so no details, but in my experience girl geeks are cock hungry pole monsters who are quite comfortable with certain*ahem* group activities.

Watch out for those French Canadian geek girls, they'll put a hurtin on ya. So I guess my advice for ATOT virgins is to move to Montreal. 😉 As long as you make an effort to learn French, you are fucking in (figuratively and literally)

 

[Xcobra]

24 year-old beautiful, intelligent, and fair-mannered non-brutish Aryan kissless virgin reporting.

:wub::wub:

 

[Raduque]

Step 1: Be Attractive

That means I'm right out.

 

[Spacehead]

If you're a bit shy, start with massage parlors first.

Titty bars & massage parlors are run out of town pretty quickly around here 🙁

 

[manimal]

Titty bars & massage parlors are run out of town pretty quickly around here 🙁

That's what they want you to think. Here in Indy I accidentally found one after hurting my shoulder and walking into a small place in strip mall. I now send out if town businessmen there and they always place big orders!

Btw Indy is more puritanical than Salem was 300 years ago.



Hamburger boy needs to just get it over with. Get the stink on ya and the girls or boys will start to notice.

 

[manimal]

Step 1: Be Attractive

That means I'm right out.

Lower your standards. Every flower has a steman

 

[Rakehellion]

I honestly doubt there are all that many true and actual virgins on here, sure there are probably a few, maybe even more than the societal average, but overall I doubt there are that many.

Even geeks and nerds get it on.

Everyone on this site is a 35-year-old white male who's fucked a fatty.

 

[Rakehellion]

A proper gentleman never makes a fool of himself, which is exactly the problem since foolish chest-pumping antics are exactly what the matriarchy endorses.

 

[Raduque]

Lower your standards. Every flower has a steman

It's not my standards that are the problem.

It's my looks, confidence and self-esteem.

 

[manimal]

It's not my standards that are the problem.

It's my looks, confidence and self-esteem.

relax. start a plan for each of those problems and stop listening to that negative narrative your telling yourself. If your generally clean and NOT CREEPY you will do fine. Girls are actually ok with uncomfortable sometimes and find it charming as long as you be yourself.

One time I asked a girl out who was way too hot for me and she said yes. On our first date I made every single mistake and froze and didnt kiss her at the end of the night. She is now my wife.