Dear ATOT virgins: please go get laid.

[Markbnj]

WOOT!!! You've had sex at least 3 times!

High five!

Well, twice. Two of them are twins. I think. It's been a long time.

 

[BoomerD]

WOOT!!! You've had sex at least 3 times!

High five!

Or at least his wife did...

 

[T9D]

Or at least his wife did...

:biggrin:

 

[schneiderguy]

I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with a girl even if I caught one.

 

[MongGrel]

Seems a bit harse.

But anyways.

Not something I need to worry about these days I guess.

 

[mnewsham]

I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with a girl even if I caught one.

It's pretty easy to figure out if you're ever given the chance just go with your instincts. Humans are sex machines, we are hardwired for it.

 

[EliteRetard]

I honestly doubt there are all that many true and actual virgins on here, sure there are probably a few, maybe even more than the societal average, but overall I doubt there are that many.

Even geeks and nerds get it on.

I am.

Kinda proud of it.

Sure I probably would have liked to get a hot chick when I was younger...but now that I'm old that would be a felony. And I certainly don't want any of the hideous women that are my age.

 

[mnewsham]

I am.

Kinda proud of it.

Sure I probably would have liked to get a hot chick when I was younger...but now that I'm old that would be a felony. And I certainly don't want any of the hideous women that are my age.

18 is too old for you? Hell 14-16 isn't even illegal depending on where you are. But I digress, I figured there would be a few true virgins out there.

 

[EliteRetard]

18 is too old for you? Hell 14-16 isn't even illegal depending on where you are. But I digress, I figured there would be a few true virgins out there.

Lets just say I'm in that ~35yr category...I've never kissed a girl or even so much as held hands. There is no way a hot 18-25yr old is going to want anything to do with me.

I look very similar to this:

Even in the extremely off chance some hot female has some slight interest in me, I would never know it because I was never taught anything. I rarely go out and even rarer am I alone (usually I only leave to help a friend/family). I am literally retarded and extremely socially awkward, I come off as creepy and offensive to most people and I still haven't figured out why.

 

[Mai72]

Lets just say I'm in that ~35yr category...I've never kissed a girl or even so much as held hands. There is no way a hot 18-25yr old is going to want anything to do with me.

I look very similar to this:

Even in the extremely off chance some hot female has some slight interest in me, I would never know it because I was never taught anything. I rarely go out and even rarer am I alone (usually I only leave to help a friend/family). I am literally retarded and extremely socially awkward, I come off as creepy and offensive to most people and I still haven't figured out why.

Hmm... Are you going to go nuts?

 

[EliteRetard]

Hmm... Are you going to go nuts?

What do you mean?

 

[Mai72]

What do you mean?

Were you just kidding? Are you really serious?

 

[MongGrel]

Lets just say I'm in that ~35yr category...I've never kissed a girl or even so much as held hands. There is no way a hot 18-25yr old is going to want anything to do with me.

I look very similar to this:

Even in the extremely off chance some hot female has some slight interest in me, I would never know it because I was never taught anything. I rarely go out and even rarer am I alone (usually I only leave to help a friend/family). I am literally retarded and extremely socially awkward, I come off as creepy and offensive to most people and I still haven't figured out why.

Somehow I doubt that.

 

[mnewsham]

Lets just say I'm in that ~35yr category...I've never kissed a girl or even so much as held hands. There is no way a hot 18-25yr old is going to want anything to do with me.

I look very similar to this:

Even in the extremely off chance some hot female has some slight interest in me, I would never know it because I was never taught anything. I rarely go out and even rarer am I alone (usually I only leave to help a friend/family). I am literally retarded and extremely socially awkward, I come off as creepy and offensive to most people and I still haven't figured out why.

I know two of my old classmates who are girls and right now are with older kinda sleazy creepy guys. One is 20 and pregnant with his kid (he is 39) the other is 19 and he is 35 this one isn't preggers tho.
Neither male is particularly attractive. One of the girls is meh, the other is above average. So don't give up hope. But maybe lower your standards.

 

[Thebobo]

Step 1: Be Attractive

That means I'm right out.

Are you writing a manifesto?

 

[Thebobo]

Lets just say I'm in that ~35yr category...I've never kissed a girl or even so much as held hands. There is no way a hot 18-25yr old is going to want anything to do with me.

I look very similar to this:

.

Very handsome man, just needs a little washing.

 

[MongGrel]

Looks like some guy living in a shack making letter bombs

:biggrin:

 

[Red Squirrel]

Sex is a reproductive tool as well as an act of affection that is reserved for the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. Sadly today's world accepts everything as being ok when it comes to that such as sex before marriage, gays, lesbians etc. The concept of a real proper family is diminishing more and more these days.

In the end, when you do find the girl you want to spend the rest of your life with, what do you think that girl will like more, if she's just one of many that you had sex with, or if she's the first and only, because you saved it for her?

Personally, I'm happy single right now, so I could not care less about sex. I just don't see the thrill of having sex with some random girl. To me it's something personal that is between me and a special girl that I want to spend the rest of my life with, if ever I decide I do want a girl in my life.

 

[shortylickens]

Got laid.

Still an asshole.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Lets just say I'm in that ~35yr category...I've never kissed a girl or even so much as held hands. There is no way a hot 18-25yr old is going to want anything to do with me.

I look very similar to this:

Even in the extremely off chance some hot female has some slight interest in me, I would never know it because I was never taught anything. I rarely go out and even rarer am I alone (usually I only leave to help a friend/family). I am literally retarded and extremely socially awkward, I come off as creepy and offensive to most people and I still haven't figured out why.

I didn't know Jesus was a member here.

 

[EliteRetard]

Were you just kidding? Are you really serious?

?

What?

I seriously have no clue what you're going on about.

 

[EliteRetard]

Somehow I doubt that.

Doubt what?

 

[mnewsham]

Sex is a reproductive tool as well as an act of affection that is reserved for the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. Sadly today's world accepts everything as being ok when it comes to that such as sex before marriage, gays, lesbians etc. The concept of a real proper family is diminishing more and more these days.

In the end, when you do find the girl you want to spend the rest of your life with, what do you think that girl will like more, if she's just one of many that you had sex with, or if she's the first and only, because you saved it for her?

Personally, I'm happy single right now, so I could not care less about sex. I just don't see the thrill of having sex with some random girl. To me it's something personal that is between me and a special girl that I want to spend the rest of my life with, if ever I decide I do want a girl in my life.

The problem with this is that it's based off a particular religious texts/groups that have little to no bearing on modern social situations, context is totally different and you're grasping for the past in a world that has mostly moved on.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Hamburger boy needs to just get it over with. Get the stink on ya and the girls or boys will start to notice.

There is a time-of-events problem in this situation.

 

[_Rick_]

If I lived within 500 miles of HBB, I'd be his wingman every time.