Cops are a JOKE!

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alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Law of your land, not based on principles. Law of you land, law of your fucking land. Just because it's law doesn't make it right. On a side note, it's just a car wtf?!

Just because they don't have the legal right to search your car without a warrant doesn't mean it makes sense not to allow them to, forcing them to go and get a warrant and waste your time.

That is just principle, and that is a retarded waste of time.

dude, you need to focus on your mental issues if you are serious about them.

personally I think you are:

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xanis

Lifer
Sep 11, 2005
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Perhaps we should set up a wiki page with heller history for people to check against when he says something :biggrin:

I remember a while back he had this epic thread about him going to rehab and claiming it was okay to get drunk every night so long as he didn't smoke weed, all getting posted from his phone. I then venture into the Apple forum (as I do from time to time) and find him posting a thread about how he lost his phone. I always thought the dude was an idiot, but now I realize he's just probably trolling for shits and giggles. Not taking the trollbait anymore.
 

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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I remember a while back he had this epic thread about him going to rehab and claiming it was okay to get drunk every night so long as he didn't smoke weed, all getting posted from his phone. I then venture into the Apple forum (as I do from time to time) and find him posting a thread about how he lost his phone. I always thought the dude was an idiot, but now I realize he's just probably trolling for shits and giggles. Not taking the trollbait anymore.

I get the feeling that he believes most of what he writes. There are some people out there who just can't tell the truth. They don't lie for any good reason other than its all they know how to do. Its frustrating on internet forums but terrible to deal with in real life.
 

BarkingGhostar

Diamond Member
Nov 20, 2009
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*shrug*. Your music may not be loud...to you. Even at volumes that seem low inside, bass travels a helluva lot. Given your history and that he probably ran the plates and name, all he needs is an excuse.

Sucks. :\

Do yourself a favor and invest in some febreeze.
Sometimes I wonder if some people playing the car audio are deaf or trying to make everyone else deaf.
 
Nov 29, 2006
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I'm fairly certain that if the WBC had been around when the first amendment was written then they would have included "the right to mourn your dead in peace" too.

Sometimes free speech is taken a bit too far and infringes on what at the very least should be a right. To me it's insane that you are not allowed to disturb the peace in some neighbourhoods or public places or you'll be arrested but you ARE allowed to visit funerals and taunt the mourning relatives, screaming that it was deserved and a good thing that the dead person is dead...

Oh i agree. I think it is also stupid and if they made it illegal to do what the WBC does i wouldnt care. I think its disrespectful. But free speach is free speach. You have to take the bad with the good unfortunatly.
 

HAL9000

Lifer
Oct 17, 2010
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I remember a while back he had this epic thread about him going to rehab and claiming it was okay to get drunk every night so long as he didn't smoke weed, all getting posted from his phone. I then venture into the Apple forum (as I do from time to time) and find him posting a thread about how he lost his phone. I always thought the dude was an idiot, but now I realize he's just probably trolling for shits and giggles. Not taking the trollbait anymore.

Lol gutted I missed that.
 

Gillbot

Lifer
Jan 11, 2001
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I remember a while back he had this epic thread about him going to rehab and claiming it was okay to get drunk every night so long as he didn't smoke weed, all getting posted from his phone. I then venture into the Apple forum (as I do from time to time) and find him posting a thread about how he lost his phone. I always thought the dude was an idiot, but now I realize he's just probably trolling for shits and giggles. Not taking the trollbait anymore.

and yet you posted here? yeah, he wins again.
 
Nov 29, 2006
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I remember a while back he had this epic thread about him going to rehab and claiming it was okay to get drunk every night so long as he didn't smoke weed, all getting posted from his phone. I then venture into the Apple forum (as I do from time to time) and find him posting a thread about how he lost his phone. I always thought the dude was an idiot, but now I realize he's just probably trolling for shits and giggles. Not taking the trollbait anymore.

I think you just fell for it again. He pwns you.
 

x-alki

Golden Member
Jun 2, 2007
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What are you doing Dave?

Daves not here

CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops
saw me.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddamn door!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
CHONG: Dave's not here.
 
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Heller

Diamond Member
Jul 10, 2006
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So if i had a charge on me at 16 thats was later dropped does it show up on my record like "tryed to nab for weed,court declared innocent X/X/2006" ?
 

AlienCraft

Lifer
Nov 23, 2002
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First, LERN TU SPEL.

Second, don't play rap music loudly in front of cops. Especially if it's gangsta rap that talks about drug-dealing and "FUCK THE POLICE" type music.

Third, all a cop needs to search your car is 'probable cause', whatever the hell that means. If you look suspicious, they will search you and your car. If you resist even slightly, your ass is in jail. Welcome to America, "home of the whopper!" hahahhahahaha...
The Burger King is now Brazilian.
 

HAL9000

Lifer
Oct 17, 2010
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dude, you need to focus on your mental issues if you are serious about them.

personally I think you are:

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That's great! Because as you know, I really care about everything you think! That's for telling me, constantly, over and over and over again, in almost every thread I ever post in. It's good to know.

/Sarcasm
 

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Mar 5, 2001
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www.slatebrookfarm.com
Sooo tempted to call his mommy and find out the truth. :p

edit: Note - do NOT post his personal information on the forums. But, it's easily found online.
 

Gooberlx2

Lifer
May 4, 2001
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So if i had a charge on me at 16 thats was later dropped does it show up on my record like "tryed to nab for weed,court declared innocent X/X/2006" ?

If you didn't work it out to have it expunged....then probably, yeah.