Cops are a JOKE!

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Lifer
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Bad motto to live by.

I live by it and it works for me, but then if they ask over here your answer is yes, whether you like it or not, seems to work!! If you've got nothing to hide whats the prob?
 

lupi

Lifer
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hmm, we have a tough one tonight crowd. on one side are bad cops, and the other heller. maybe we hope they just take each other out?
 
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Baasha

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Got pulled over on my way to work, was at a light and the cop was behind me. Had the windows down smoking a cig, the radio was at volume 27/60. I asked why i was pulled over, and he said my music was to loud and it smells like weed in my vehicle ( i have smoked in my car but it hasn't been for over 8 weeks), i apoligized and was very polite. He then asks me if i have any narcotics in the car, i said no, he asked if i can search i said no im on my way to work (which i was) and he comes back and says your vehicle smells like weed ( damn cloth) and my music was talking about selliing cocaine how do i know theirs no narcotics in the car if im not aloud to search he says i said youll just have to trust me officer any other time your more then welcome to search my car just not now as i'll be late to work. He was furious and called for a K9 unit.

20 minutes later the K9 comes and rips my car apart, made me take out my 2 12's in my trunk which was also searched,and continued taring my car apart. After another 25 minutes (im now 45 mins late to work) he finds nothing except an old crumbled up joint paper he lets me go with what he called a warning and i was off to work.

My music got him so suspicious it had him search my car? the car does not smell like weed, it smells like ciggs and mens cologne.

Here is the song i had playing if anyone is curious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=280-CYmYSXQ

First, LERN TU SPEL.

Second, don't play rap music loudly in front of cops. Especially if it's gangsta rap that talks about drug-dealing and "FUCK THE POLICE" type music.

Third, all a cop needs to search your car is 'probable cause', whatever the hell that means. If you look suspicious, they will search you and your car. If you resist even slightly, your ass is in jail. Welcome to America, "home of the whopper!" hahahhahahaha...
 

ShawnD1

Lifer
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Scion tc
$600 TRD exhaust is far from rice.
Only other mods are coilovers and and CAI
Yep that's a drug car alright. Family men don't drive Scion brand vehicles. They also don't screw with the exhaust system.

You can tell the probability of a drug car by looking at the insurance rates. Higher insurance = drug car. A car like the Ford Taurus has very low insurance rates; drug dealers don't like the Ford Taurus. What's the insurance like on a Scion tc?

http://www.suite101.com/content/toyota-car-insurance-a176955
Toyota Car Insurance Rates

The following list shows the average annual insurance rates quoted by Insurance.com as of the second quarter 2009.
Camry LE, XLE, SE … US $2,429 average annual premium (down 1% from 2008)
Corolla CE, LE, S … $2,436 (down 7%)
Yaris … $2,459 (down 6.1%)
Scion tC … $3,174 (down 5%).
That's bad. If the insurance is higher than a Camry XLE with leather seats, you're in for some trouble. You're driving a popular drug car.
 

ShawnD1

Lifer
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if he didnt have a search warrant, tell him to f off

You can't tell him to fuck off. Illegally searching your car only means that anything found cannot be used as evidence against you. They can still illegally search your car and there's really nothing you can do about it.
 

Jeeebus

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Why exactly did the mods let you come back.

O wait, the pure hilarity that ensues from laughing at your idiocy.
 

Blayze

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If you have smoked weed in there recently he probably could smell it. When you told him no on searching your car that was all he needed. Most of the time when someone says no they are hiding something, and he probably thought he would find drugs in your car.
 

DrPizza

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So, after being in drug rehab for 6 weeks, you got out and already found a new job?? Or, did you say to your old job, "hey, I'm a big time drug addict. I'm gonna go to rehab. Can you hold my minimum wage type of job for a few weeks for me? k, thanks."
 

fire400

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wow the op is getting dissed so bad.

i think you should just be aware of your surroundings. avoid the image of evil.

if descriptions match crooks, then cops have reason to search.
 

Numenorean

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lol Heller thread.

lol you drive a Scion. Double lol you put a CAI in it. Triple lol at a TRD exhaust. Yeah...TRD on a Scion....
 

TridenT

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So, you had the radio on when the officer pulled you over and came up to your window?

You deserved the search.

Police officer pulls you over: Keys out of ignition, radio off, hands on steering wheel, and don't be an asshole.
 

xanis

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So, after being in drug rehab for 6 weeks, you got out and already found a new job?? Or, did you say to your old job, "hey, I'm a big time drug addict. I'm gonna go to rehab. Can you hold my minimum wage type of job for a few weeks for me? k, thanks."

Maybe he's working AT the rehab, telling fellow members about how it's okay to get drunk as long as they don't do their drug of choice?


no one's called shens yet? cmon ATOT...

It's a Heller thread. No need to call it, it's automatically assumed.
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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neckarb posting in a Heller thread. Surely this is one twisted sphere of hell undefined by Dante.

Oh, fuck. TridenT is here, too! D:D:
 

ShawnD1

Lifer
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So, after being in drug rehab for 6 weeks, you got out and already found a new job?? Or, did you say to your old job, "hey, I'm a big time drug addict. I'm gonna go to rehab. Can you hold my minimum wage type of job for a few weeks for me? k, thanks."

He probably has friends. Lots of people get jobs through friends. I got my mcdicks job from a friend during this bad recession until I could get a real job. Friends are lovely :biggrin:
 
Mar 11, 2004
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whatever, even if it was loud to search my car because my music talks about cocaine? thats ridiculous

The music just gave him a reason to pull you over. They searched your car because you're a jackass. What do you expect the cop to do after you say no he can't search your car and it smells like pot (and give the bullshit excuse about being late for work, which is about the dumbest thing you can say to a cop in that situation).

I'm sure you have a spotless record when the cop looked you up, too.

Again, your history of posting shows you're a monumental jackass, a compulsive liar, and a pothead. all things that likely came into play in this situation.

Maybe you wouldn't get your car searched for pot if it didn't smell like pot.
 

Pardus

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radio was at volume 27/60

The rap music you were listening to talks about smoking dope, using the words "niggas" and so forth.. typical gangster crap music. Even at volume 27, that would be annoying as hell if you were in front of me.

he finds nothing except an old crumbled up joint paper

If your car omitted any weird odors, regardless of how long ago you smoked a joint/cigarettes, that's reasonable cause for the cop to do what he had to do.

When a cop asks if he can search your car and you say no, make sure you roll up the windows and lock the doors, even with a K9 unit, he cannot search your car if it is locked and not without a warrant.

If you gonna smoke weed/dope whatever in your car, clean the interior afterwords thoroughly as fabric/carpeting holds smells for a long time, Fabreez or any odor killing spray will help.

I been pulled over by cops many times, from locals to state troopers, the way you handle yourself will either result in a ticket or not.

Be glad he didn't find anything, chaulk up the experience as lesson learned.
 

ShawnD1

Lifer
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God you're a moron. So many reasons...

Really just 1 reason. Things found during an illegal search cannot be used as evidence in court. Things found during a legal can be used. Oh and they'll find shit you didn't even know was illegal. Your daughter drops one of her midol pills on the floor and the cop wants to hold you until they figure out what it is. It could be meth or something!
 

Cuda1447

Lifer
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So, you had the radio on when the officer pulled you over and came up to your window?

You deserved the search.

Police officer pulls you over: Keys out of ignition, radio off, hands on steering wheel, and don't be an asshole.



Hahahahah, Trident just told you man. You know you've got problems now.