Contract of Wifely Expectations

[Zombie]

lol, that was funny.

 

[The Stigenator]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
These expectations don't seem that off the mark to me...

i agree.. its not off the mark for me.

american women dont do these things usually (there are exceptions to the rule) so its good he put it in writing.

Its a unusual prenup may not hold up in court, but definately not far from the mark. I would say he knows what the hell he is doing..

 

[Nebor]

This isn't out of the norm at all for someone accustomed to a BDSM lifestyle, from what I know. Sometimes one partner outright owns the other.

 

[Lola]

wow... this is so.... i am reading this and it keeps getting more insane

 

[swimscubasteve]

One word: Lorena

 

[Tiamat]

lol, thats insane.

 

[JDrake]

That's sick..

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: BlueFlamme

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Queasy
<Stan>Dude, that's fvcked up.</Stan>

On the bright side, at least he excluded anal penetration from his list of demands. :roll:

keep reading.

Check Page 3, right after the minimum 5 minutes of Fellatio.

Come on she get a ton of GBD's for anal and 14 if it's "unexpected"

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: BlueFlamme

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Queasy
<Stan>Dude, that's fvcked up.</Stan>

On the bright side, at least he excluded anal penetration from his list of demands. :roll:

keep reading.

Check Page 3, right after the minimum 5 minutes of Fellatio.

Come on she get a ton of GBD's for anal and 14 if it's "unexpected"

hehe I just printed this off and left it on the table for the fiancee... this should be funny.

 

[Zaitsevs]

I saw that.

haha, kind of funny.

 

[Vic]

Who's worse? The person who would write up such a contract, or the person who would marry the writer of the contract?

 

[S Freud]

Wow :shocked:

Maybe they can make him follow that contract in prison...14 GBD's if its unexpected

 

[BlueFlamme]

Originally posted by: RichardE
[hehe I just printed this off and left it on the table for the fiancee... this should be funny.

Sadly'd RichardE forgot to put on the last page that it was something another guy had written for his wife.

RichardE's body will not be found for several months...

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: RichardE

hehe I just printed this off and left it on the table for the fiancee... this should be funny.

Nice knowing you, buddy.

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

I know society in general is pretty full of crazed nutjobs, but this is so far out there that I have no choice but to cry shens.

 

[Crescent13]

DUDE :shocked:

12 gauge to the rescue!!

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: Queasy
<Stan>Dude, that's fvcked up.</Stan>

On the bright side, at least he excluded anal penetration from his list of demands. :roll:

That is the part I *would* include.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
I know society in general is pretty full of crazed nutjobs, but this is so far out there that I have no choice but to cry shens.

Truth is always stranger than fiction.

 

[NogginBoink]

Originally posted by: Nebor
This isn't out of the norm at all for someone accustomed to a BDSM lifestyle, from what I know. Sometimes one partner outright owns the other.

Yeah; I was thinking the same thing. This wouldn't be too outrageous for a couple into BDSM.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
These expectations don't seem that off the mark to me...

I know...he basically put into writing what a wife is supposed to do.......

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
I know society in general is pretty full of crazed nutjobs, but this is so far out there that I have no choice but to cry shens.

Truth is always stranger than fiction.

*ques Outer Limits theme music*

 

[OutHouse]

i should copy and paste that in a word doc and email it to my wife.


heheheheh citrix wouldnt get any booty for a long time.

 

[daveymark]

thanks OP, I finally found a way to end my relationship with my fiance. If she won't sign it, we don't get married, and if she does, we will. It's win/win either way

 

[Shadowknight]

Why do I have the quote "It puts the lotion on its skin" after reading that?

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: BlueFlamme

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Queasy
<Stan>Dude, that's fvcked up.</Stan>

On the bright side, at least he excluded anal penetration from his list of demands. :roll:

keep reading.

Check Page 3, right after the minimum 5 minutes of Fellatio.

Come on she get a ton of GBD's for anal and 14 if it's "unexpected"

hehe I just printed this off and left it on the table for the fiancee... this should be funny.

hahahaha i hope she has a good sense of humor