Contract of Wifely Expectations

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waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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wow what a nut case.

heh i showed it to my wife and asked her to sign it. she gave me a look that could have killed me! heh
 

CPA

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Nov 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: Queasy
<Stan>Dude, that's fvcked up.</Stan>

On the bright side, at least he excluded anal penetration from his list of demands. :roll:

keep reading.
 

BlueFlamme

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Nov 3, 2005
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Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Queasy
<Stan>Dude, that's fvcked up.</Stan>

On the bright side, at least he excluded anal penetration from his list of demands. :roll:

keep reading.

Check Page 3, right after the minimum 5 minutes of Fellatio.
 

rgwalt

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Apr 22, 2000
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Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
These expectations don't seem that off the mark to me...

but he didn't address the sammich making requirements

I'm only half joking, though I wouldn't put it in writing there's an unspoken code of conduct in my relationships... i'd end the relationship if similar demands weren't met.

I seriously doubt you would end a marriage if those demands weren't met, and I doubt you have the balls to make those demands of someone who you are just dating or your fiancee.

That set of "expectations" is completely absurd. The worst part is that at some point that guy thought it was a good idea to type it all up and give it to his wife! What on earth was going through his head to make him think that was a good idea?

The fact that he doesn't address cooking, cleaning, child care and rearing, etc, indicates to me that this relationship is based upon (at least from his end) a submission/dominance mindset.
 

sao123

Lifer
May 27, 2002
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Originally posted by: Beau
You mean you guys didn't have your wife sign one of these when you got married? I thought it was part of standard marriage paperwork?

 

DaShen

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Dec 1, 2000
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Originally posted by: rgwalt
Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
These expectations don't seem that off the mark to me...

but he didn't address the sammich making requirements

I'm only half joking, though I wouldn't put it in writing there's an unspoken code of conduct in my relationships... i'd end the relationship if similar demands weren't met.

I seriously doubt you would end a marriage if those demands weren't met, and I doubt you have the balls to make those demands of someone who you are just dating or your fiancee.

That set of "expectations" is completely absurd. The worst part is that at some point that guy thought it was a good idea to type it all up and give it to his wife! What on earth was going through his head to make him think that was a good idea?

The fact that he doesn't address cooking, cleaning, child care and rearing, etc, indicates to me that this relationship is based upon (at least from his end) a submission/dominance mindset.

You answered your own question. The guy was trying to groom a slave that would be willing to do anything he wanted. Since he is a pedophile, it isn't too surprising that he wanted a submission/dominance mindset. Probably grooming her to be okay with that too. What a sick pervert.
 

Queasy

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Aug 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: BlueFlamme
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Queasy
<Stan>Dude, that's fvcked up.</Stan>

On the bright side, at least he excluded anal penetration from his list of demands. :roll:

keep reading.

Check Page 3, right after the minimum 5 minutes of Fellatio.

Yeah, I was going to do a whole clarification thing about how it read as if she had the option of opting out of that activity and another one listed but decided that this whole thing is a little too disturbing to go down that road.
 

K1052

Elite Member
Aug 21, 2003
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Translate that document into legal terms and include it in a prenup then you have the ultimate tool in getting rid of a gf you don't want to marry.
 

GTaudiophile

Lifer
Oct 24, 2000
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Insane! I hope she shat on that "contract" and pushed it in his face before walking out the door.

But unfortunately it sounds like she stayed around and let her baby become the object of his child pornography.
 

BooGiMaN

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Jul 5, 2001
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we should send this to his "husband" in jail and have this sicko sign it...lets see how he likes when the tables are turned
 

AccruedExpenditure

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May 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: DaShen
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
These expectations don't seem that off the mark to me...

but he didn't address the sammich making requirements

I'm only half joking, though I wouldn't put it in writing there's an unspoken code of conduct in my relationships... i'd end the relationship if similar demands weren't met.

I seriously doubt you would end a marriage if those demands weren't met, and I doubt you have the balls to make those demands of someone who you are just dating or your fiancee.

That set of "expectations" is completely absurd. The worst part is that at some point that guy thought it was a good idea to type it all up and give it to his wife! What on earth was going through his head to make him think that was a good idea?

The fact that he doesn't address cooking, cleaning, child care and rearing, etc, indicates to me that this relationship is based upon (at least from his end) a submission/dominance mindset.

You answered your own question. The guy was trying to groom a slave that would be willing to do anything he wanted. Since he is a pedophile, it isn't too surprising that he wanted a submission/dominance mindset. Probably grooming her to be okay with that too. What a sick pervert.

see edit.

 

sourceninja

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Mar 8, 2005
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Originally posted by: BlueFlamme
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Queasy
<Stan>Dude, that's fvcked up.</Stan>

On the bright side, at least he excluded anal penetration from his list of demands. :roll:

keep reading.

Check Page 3, right after the minimum 5 minutes of Fellatio.


I think its funny that a guy that mental thinks he can handle 5 minutes of fellatio. I've been told by friends that guys who need absolute control are usually trying to compensate for something.
 

phantom309

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Jan 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: eakers
it seems like a bdsm s/D thing.

I think so too. I'm surprised the Internet has gotten so up in arms over this. It just looks like elaborate kinky role-playing to me.
 

Demon-Xanth

Lifer
Feb 15, 2000
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Only way I can see that working is if they're a lifestyle D/s couple. (I've talked to a few) But it sure doesn't read like one.
 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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What a nutjob. She should have told him to go fvck himself to death instead of marrying him. She's probably almost as whacky as he is.