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MercenaryForHire

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Wtf. Women who wear tight, low-cut shirts and pushup bras lose the right to complain about their boobs being stared at.
In fact, more women should wear clothes like that. Men like looking at breasts.

- M4H
 
Jeff7181

Jeff7181

Lifer
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Who was the guy who did the standup comedy bit about this... he was saying something about how it's odd that it's ok for women to expose part of their breasts, and he thinks guys should start exposing part of their penis... "just a little neck" as he put it, lol.
 
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Warthog912

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Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Who was the guy who did the standup comedy bit about this... he was saying something about how it's odd that it's ok for women to expose part of their breasts, and he thinks guys should start exposing part of their penis... "just a little neck" as he put it, lol.
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I.....Don't.....Think.....So......

your a sick fvck if ya do
 
Jeff7181

Jeff7181

Lifer
Aug 21, 2002
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Originally posted by: Warthog912
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Who was the guy who did the standup comedy bit about this... he was saying something about how it's odd that it's ok for women to expose part of their breasts, and he thinks guys should start exposing part of their penis... "just a little neck" as he put it, lol.
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I.....Don't.....Think.....So......

your a sick fvck if ya do
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lol
 
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Mill

Lifer
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Yeah I got busted the other night in class, but it is a girl I talk to almost everyday so she just smiled at me. I was like awww fvck. This chick has a massive rack for her size and she sits in front of me, so she turns around to talk to me before class. I was hypnotized because of the shirt she was wearing, and then she started pulling it up after smiling at me. I felt pretty perverted after that.
 
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shimsham

Lifer
May 9, 2002
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dont worry about the 2 women that caught you. theyre just jealous since they dont have what you like to look at.
 
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Leejai

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Jul 22, 2001
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Hey, you're a guy...they can't expect much else......i would've done the same...

See you in hell
 
anxi80

anxi80

Lifer
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Wtf. Women who wear tight, low-cut shirts and pushup bras lose the right to complain about their boobs being stared at.
In fact, more women should wear clothes like that. Men like looking at breasts.

- M4H
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chappelle (imitating female voice): just BECAUSE im dressed like this...does not make me A WHORE!
chappelle: that is true....but you are wearing the whore uniform.

:D
 
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shimsham

Lifer
May 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: Mill
Yeah I got busted the other night in class, but it is a girl I talk to almost everyday so she just smiled at me. I was like awww fvck. This chick has a massive rack for her size and she sits in front of me, so she turns around to talk to me before class. I was hypnotized because of the shirt she was wearing, and then she started pulling it up after smiling at me. I felt pretty perverted after that.
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she loved it. :beer:

 
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Ausm

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Tell your wife they were the best setr of funbags you have ever seen ;)

Sysadmin
 
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Ausm

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I was trying to figure out if they'd been modded, I'm pretty sure they were...
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There are only a couple ways to confirm that ;)

Sysadmin
 
AreaCode707

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: rh71
girls look at cleavage too. If it's on display like that, you can't help but look. There's just different thoughts behind it when a guy does it.
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Seconded. Whether it's because you're wearing a dress cut down to your navel or a fishing hook through your nose, if you're dressed in an eye-catching manner, you're going to catch eyes. That doesn't necessarily mean there are sexual thoughts behind the look - if a girl is dressed in a tight shirt, I notice. Not thinking anything about it except noticing. Unfortunately guys have trouble using that excuse, true or not.
 
Pliablemoose

Pliablemoose

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Sysadmin
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I was trying to figure out if they'd been modded, I'm pretty sure they were...
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There are only a couple ways to confirm that ;)

Sysadmin
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I've felt edges & wrinkles from the modding before, aside from a careful examination for scars:D

One poor girl I knew had capsule scarring & it felt like she had oranges duct taped to her chest.

 
Jeff7181

Jeff7181

Lifer
Aug 21, 2002
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Originally posted by: HotChic
Originally posted by: rh71
girls look at cleavage too. If it's on display like that, you can't help but look. There's just different thoughts behind it when a guy does it.
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Seconded. Whether it's because you're wearing a dress cut down to your navel or a fishing hook through your nose, if you're dressed in an eye-catching manner, you're going to catch eyes. That doesn't necessarily mean there are sexual thoughts behind the look - if a girl is dressed in a tight shirt, I notice. Not thinking anything about it except noticing. Unfortunately guys have trouble using that excuse, true or not.
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Especially if they refuse to stand up for a few minutes :D
 
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agnitrate

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Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Who was the guy who did the standup comedy bit about this... he was saying something about how it's odd that it's ok for women to expose part of their breasts, and he thinks guys should start exposing part of their penis... "just a little neck" as he put it, lol.
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that's dave attell from insomniac.

He actually stated that he can't walk around with half a ball hanging out. That's one of his best standup routines.

-silver
 
Jeff7181

Jeff7181

Lifer
Aug 21, 2002
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Originally posted by: agnitrate
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Who was the guy who did the standup comedy bit about this... he was saying something about how it's odd that it's ok for women to expose part of their breasts, and he thinks guys should start exposing part of their penis... "just a little neck" as he put it, lol.
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that's dave attell from insomniac.

He actually stated that he can't walk around with half a ball hanging out. That's one of his best standup routines.

-silver
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Nope... not him... I think it was that really strange looking guy who was also on that show called Just Shoot Me.
 
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Ilmater

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Jun 13, 2002
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Originally posted by: Bootprint
You should've just smiled at the ladies, checked out their boobs, look back at the original woman and given the ladies the thumbs up.
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NICE! That would have been beautiful.
Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: Mill
Yeah I got busted the other night in class, but it is a girl I talk to almost everyday so she just smiled at me. I was like awww fvck. This chick has a massive rack for her size and she sits in front of me, so she turns around to talk to me before class. I was hypnotized because of the shirt she was wearing, and then she started pulling it up after smiling at me. I felt pretty perverted after that.
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she loved it. :beer:
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TOTALLY true. They feel guilty afterwards because they think that their cleavage is working too well, but they love knowing it's working at all.
Originally posted by: anxi80
chappelle (imitating female voice): just BECAUSE im dressed like this...does not make me A WHORE!
chappelle: that is true....but you are wearing the whore uniform.

:D
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Correct quote is:
chappelle (imitating female voice): just BECAUSE im dressed like this...does not make me A WHORE!
chappelle: And that is true. Guys, this is true, that does not make her a whore. But ladies... you have got to understand something: to guys, that is f'in confusin'. You may not be a whore, but you're wearing a whore's uniform! If I went up to you in a policeman's uniform, wouldn't you think I was a cop?

It's something like that.

The worst experience I had with something like this was in 7th grade. I had to get in front of class and make some kind of speech or something similar. I apparently was looking quite a bit at the girl in front of me, and well... well... my phallus became... I think you get the picture. Anywho, I didn't even know this, but a girl in that class told me about the incident years later. It must have been noticable enough for everyone else to remember that long. The kicker is, I didn't find this girl AT ALL attractive, so I'm sure that it wasn't because of her.

Hey, look on the bright side, at least you got blamed for something you got to enjoy first.

:beer::D:beer:

Edit: P.S. If you mods find that offensive, please don't ban me. I tried to censor it. Doesn't that count for anything?
 
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