Confirmed, I'm going to hell :(

[Jeff7181]

She shouldn't have had them on display if she didn't want them admired. If it was me, I would have said to the other ladies, "What? Like you didn't notice?"

 

[dquan97]

It's a trap!!

 

[Bootprint]

You should've just smiled at the ladies, checked out their boobs, look back at the original woman and given the ladies the thumbs up.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
You should've just smiled at the ladies, checked out their boobs, look back at the original woman and given the ladies the thumbs up.

LOL... I can just picture it...

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Being the whipped pussy that I am, I already confessed to my wife

While you're at it, make sure your balls are safe in your wife's purse.

 

[Pliablemoose]

I was trying to figure out if they'd been modded, I'm pretty sure they were...

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: CPA
Knowing my wife, everyone probably would have caught her staring, rather than me.

Yet another reason why Im in love with her
Give her this for me

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I was trying to figure out if they'd been modded, I'm pretty sure they were...

You should've just asked your wife.



Remember wrinkled cleavage is not your friend.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: dquan97
It's a trap!!

Stop looking at my clevage :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[DrNoobie]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I was trying to figure out if they'd been modded, I'm pretty sure they were...

You should have grabbed them, stated that you were a nurse and that you were giving her a free mammogram. That way you could have known for sure.

 

[Rudee]

Apparently if you remove one of your eyes there's a good chance you can go to Heaven.

 

[labrat25]

you're male, you're supposed to look at boobies

now if you'd done something then you'd really be going to hell
(which woulda be interesting in a room full of 6 women, including your wife )

 

[ecklipZ]

Atleast you weren't looking at one of your youngest kiddo's friends. Unlike the sick fvck that owns the hermoine website.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: ecklipZ
Atleast you weren't looking at one of your youngest kiddo's friends. Unlike the sick fvck that owns the hermoine website.

Walking around my oldest daughter's school (9th grade) the girls seem to be either street people, white trash or tiny little hooker wannabe's.

Now that makes me want to pluck my eyes out, anyone have Oedipus's brooch?

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: ecklipZ
Atleast you weren't looking at one of your youngest kiddo's friends. Unlike the sick fvck that owns the hermoine website.

Walking around my oldest daughter's school (9th grade) the girls seem to be either street people, white trash or tiny little hooker wannabe's.

Now that makes me want to pluck my eyes out, anyone have Oedipus's brooch?

now now, that's only for use after some mother-lovin.

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Being the whipped pussy that I am, I already confessed to my wife

WTF is wrong with you man?!

 

[NetWareHead]

She shouldn't have put them on display if she didn't want them stared at.

 

[xEDIT409]

You shoulda dived into them, head first.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I was trying to figure out if they'd been modded, I'm pretty sure they were...

You should've just asked your wife.



Remember wrinkled cleavage is not your friend.

We all know the wifes answer is always yes.

 

[azazyel]

Dude, that's nothing. Last summer I was at a wedding with my girlfriend and everyone was filing into the reception hall and all of a sudden I saw skin out of the corner of my eye so I turned to get a full glance. There was a red head with a very nice set and a low cut dress. I didn't even really linger more than a second before the redheads friend says, "She's got a nice rack, huh?" Half the people in line turned and looked at me, I just said, "Yup" and turned away. Thankfully I don't think my g/f heard but hey who knows.

 

[FuZoR]

hahaha

the worst situation i had with staring was back in high school.. ahh to be a wee freshman again. Anyways I was talking to a girl i really liked but i was so nervous that i couldnt look at her eyes... so my eyes was at her chest but I wasnt purposely looking at her cleavege.. few mins later I guess she got ticked at me staring at her knockers... starts buttoning her shirt up. thats when it hit me im like oh crap!! and i seriouly didnt even mean to look at her clevage.

DOH!

 

[SeaMonki]

request to wear sunglasses next time due to the sensitivity of ceiling lights

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: xEDIT409
You shoulda dived into them, head first.

Like a submarine.

 

[Corporate Thug]

off to hell with you!!

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
You should've just smiled at the ladies, checked out their boobs, look back at the original woman and given the ladies the thumbs up.

Keekles! :beer:

Man. I use the beer acronym too much, especially for being underage.