Condoms, wtf is up with that shiet?

[isaacmacdonald]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Make her put it on with her mouth.

have you ever actually tasted latex?

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: geckojohn
Just use the pull-out method

this couild be a quote~

LOL...I see a thread next week..."ahhhh, fuX0rs, she=teh pregnant"

not really. I usually alternate between condoms and pull out (for the last 3 years) no problem so far. Still it's a bit of a ghetto solution. I want some freakin' techonology.

There's lots. Get her tubes tied. Get yours tied. The Pill. Diaphragm. Contraceptive sponge. I'm sure there are more that i'm not familiar with as well.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Make her put it on with her mouth.

have you ever actually tasted latex?

Go to a porn shop and get the flavored ones.

 

[isaacmacdonald]

ehh. I want some USB2 birth control, kid-

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: geckojohn
Just use the pull-out method

this couild be a quote~

LOL I had a girl that loved the pull out method... she liked getting the hot jizzed on her chest for some odd reason.

a bit higher up and you could have given her a pearl necklace...:beer::beer:

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: geckojohn
Just use the pull-out method

this couild be a quote~

LOL I had a girl that loved the pull out method... she liked getting the hot jizzed on her chest for some odd reason.

a bit higher up and you could have given her a pearl necklace...:beer::beer:

IHE

 

[Deuce24]

Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald

Originally posted by: Deuce24
Just pull a Hot Karl, no condom necessary heh

wth does that mean?

Don't ask me why someone would want to do this, but it is one of many scenarios that are sick as hell, but are so funny you can't help but bring them up whenever you can.

Hot Karl - put a piece of saran-wrap over your partner's mouth, and poke it down into it with your finger. Next you place your naked ass over their mouth and drop a hefty log inside.

Again, not sure why someone would do this, lol but it is one of many funny "scenarios."

 

[Ciber]

Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald
Am I the only one that hates condoms? Seems to me that there's a huge differnce between wearing a plastic bag and going au natural. It sucks because you obviously want to be safe with new aquaintances, but it really diminishes the sensations of the experience. The other thing is the actual application of the condom has always seemed awkward to me. It's like you're going along fine and then, wait a sec, I've got to roll this vinyl thing just right.

-not to enthusiastic about the whole condom thing-

I thought you were engaged to some asian chick? Ask her to get on the pill.

 

[Linux23]

just knock her up. when she's pregnant you won't have to use a condom for 9 months.

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: geckojohn
Just use the pull-out method

this couild be a quote~

LOL I had a girl that loved the pull out method... she liked getting the hot jizzed on her chest for some odd reason.

a bit higher up and you could have given her a pearl necklace...:beer::beer:

IHE

IHE?!?

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: geckojohn
Just use the pull-out method

this couild be a quote~

LOL I had a girl that loved the pull out method... she liked getting the hot jizzed on her chest for some odd reason.

a bit higher up and you could have given her a pearl necklace...:beer::beer:

IHE

IHE?!?

In Her Eye

 

[schizoid]

dude...

I can't believe we're talking about pooping on chests...and I'm not somehow involved!


PS: I pooped on Thumper's chest once.

It was hot.

I like going around the world.

And finishing up in the mouth.

Yes.

 

[stormbv]

lol...this thread is funny.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald
Am I the only one that hates condoms? Seems to me that there's a huge differnce between wearing a plastic bag and going au natural. It sucks because you obviously want to be safe with new aquaintances, but it really diminishes the sensations of the experience. The other thing is the actual application of the condom has always seemed awkward to me. It's like you're going along fine and then, wait a sec, I've got to roll this vinyl thing just right.

-not to enthusiastic about the whole condom thing-

The pill + monogamy + both get tested first = good to go my good man. Welcome to my world

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald
Am I the only one that hates condoms? Seems to me that there's a huge differnce between wearing a plastic bag and going au natural. It sucks because you obviously want to be safe with new aquaintances, but it really diminishes the sensations of the experience. The other thing is the actual application of the condom has always seemed awkward to me. It's like you're going along fine and then, wait a sec, I've got to roll this vinyl thing just right.

-not to enthusiastic about the whole condom thing-

Safer sex is better than no sex at all...

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald
Am I the only one that hates condoms? Seems to me that there's a huge differnce between wearing a plastic bag and going au natural. It sucks because you obviously want to be safe with new aquaintances, but it really diminishes the sensations of the experience. The other thing is the actual application of the condom has always seemed awkward to me. It's like you're going along fine and then, wait a sec, I've got to roll this vinyl thing just right.

-not to enthusiastic about the whole condom thing-

The pill + monogamy + both get tested first = good to go my good man. Welcome to my world

That is all fine and dandy as long as she doesn't let another car park in her garage.

 

[LeStEr]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: geckojohn
Just use the pull-out method

this couild be a quote~

LOL...I see a thread next week..."ahhhh, fuX0rs, she=teh pregnant"

LOL!

 

[Dingleberries]

Anal Sex
The Smart Choice
For Your Future

 

[Xionide]

Man I got this link to a site with the "disgusting dictionary", its so fvcked up im not even gonna post it. Its the worst thing known to man.

-Xionide

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Xionide
Man I got this link to a site with the "disgusting dictionary", its so fvcked up im not even gonna post it. Its the worst thing known to man.

-Xionide

Got what?

 

[Stallion]

I got the big V last year. Now I can shoot my load everytime. It was painless and only took 10 minutes. Go do it now!

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: Stallion
I got the big V last year. Now I can shoot my load everytime. It was painless and only took 10 minutes. Go do it now!

Dear lord, please forgive this man for committing the ultimte sin. He was not himself at the time, the devil had him before and during the operation. Please rain down your firey, horrible vengance on him and then allow him once again into your good graces once again.
Amen.
PS: Could you send me some more beer and hookers?

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: Stallion
I got the big V last year. Now I can shoot my load everytime. It was painless and only took 10 minutes. Go do it now!

You know... I was just thinking that someone that is telling us that he had the operation that is the equivalent of getting his nuts chopped off really shouldn't be using the name "Stallion," I think "Gelding" would be a bit better.

 

[Deuce24]

Another great scenario:

The Proc Special - You're doing your girl doggy from behind, and while you're doing her you save a bunch of saliva in your mouth. Just as you're getting ready to blow your load, you pull out and seal off your trouser snake and spit on her back so she thinks you came on her. As she turns around from the doggy position you let your load go right in her face.

Mad props to Proc, a Starcraft player I ran across back in the day, been laughing over this one ever since. More to come! (pun intended of course)

 

[Stallion]

Originally posted by: Deuce24
Another great scenario:

The Proc Special - You're doing your girl doggy from behind, and while you're doing her you save a bunch of saliva in your mouth. Just as you're getting ready to blow your load, you pull out and seal off your trouser snake and spit on her back so she thinks you came on her. As she turns around from the doggy position you let your load go right in her face.

Mad props to Proc, a Starcraft player I ran across back in the day, been laughing over this one ever since. More to come! (pun intended of course)

"Seal off your trouser snake" How the hell you do that, stick your finger in the end of it?


BTW, GrandCow. I'll always be a Stallion, just ask my wife.