Originally posted by: Stallion
Originally posted by: Deuce24
Another great scenario:
The Proc Special - You're doing your girl doggy from behind, and while you're doing her you save a bunch of saliva in your mouth. Just as you're getting ready to blow your load, you pull out and seal off your trouser snake and spit on her back so she thinks you came on her. As she turns around from the doggy position you let your load go right in her face.
Mad props to Proc, a Starcraft player I ran across back in the day, been laughing over this one ever since. More to come!(pun intended of course)
"Seal off your trouser snake" How the hell you do that, stick your finger in the end of it?
BTW, GrandCow. I'll always be a Stallion, just ask my wife.
See, I'm what you call "old school," an elephant trunk if you will. Therefore, I do not have a problem sealing my giggle stick off like the "mushroom heads" do.
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