Conan is back!

[Nik]

Originally posted by: guyver01
Are we gonna have a thread about him every night?

Seriously... he's not that funny.

And you're such an authority on the matter? You're just a non-factor trolling a thread on a computer forum on the internet and he's running the fucking tonight show on tv every night making more money than god.

Yeah, like anyone's going to listen to you :roll:

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: guyver01
Woldn't surprise me... they dont understand real comedy...

but if ya must know, here's a few:


Larry the Cable Guy

You like LtCG and you find Conan unfunny? LOL


Should've stopped @mitch

 

[Platypus]

I think the fact that you find Larry the Cable Guy more entertaining than Conan should be the period on that sentence.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: fustercluck
This first week of shows has been fantastic all this week...he's been himself the whole time so I dunno what this thread is about

ps I've always been really attracted to Julia Louis Dreyfus...is that weird? I mean, she is hot. Definitely got a Cougar thing going on.

Oh yeah, she's a frickin hottie.

Conan is win.

 

[scott916]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: guyver01
Woldn't surprise me... they dont understand real comedy...

but if ya must know, here's a few:


Larry the Cable Guy

You like LtCG and you find Conan unfunny? LOL


Should've stopped @mitch

GITRDONE

 

[Beev]

Larry the cable guy is a piece of unfunny trash.

 

[nakedfrog]

I was hoping this thread was about the Barbarian

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: guyver01
see... people try to copy him and fail miserably at humor.

so.. do you really think in the year 3000 we'll be using youtube, facebook or twitter?
hell...sites like Lycos and Altavista, which were popular less than 5 years ago, are hardly known this day and age..

Do you think in the year 3,000 we'll have the heads of every celebrity and B-movie star from the late 90s saved in jars a la Futurama? No? Well that's because it's a ridiculous premise. But it allows us to connect to the jokes more than using some fictitious people who may actually be celebrities 1,000 years from now. The comedy doesn't stem from accurate predictions of future events, the comedy stems from "what if we took something that we all know and thought about how it might look if we took it to the future." It's not supposed to be accurate. Hell, if it was, there'd be no comedy to it.

 

[evident]

Originally posted by: guyver01
Are we gonna have a thread about him every night?

Seriously... he's not that funny.

I WILL CUT YOU, FOOL

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: guyver01
see... people try to copy him and fail miserably at humor.

so.. do you really think in the year 3000 we'll be using youtube, facebook or twitter?
hell...sites like Lycos and Altavista, which were popular less than 5 years ago, are hardly known this day and age..

Do you think in the year 3,000 we'll have the heads of every celebrity and B-movie star from the late 90s saved in jars a la Futurama? No? Well that's because it's a ridiculous premise. But it allows us to connect to the jokes more than using some fictitious people who may actually be celebrities 1,000 years from now. The comedy doesn't stem from accurate predictions of future events, the comedy stems from "what if we took something that we all know and thought about how it might look if we took it to the future." It's not supposed to be accurate. Hell, if it was, there'd be no comedy to it.

*head assplodes*

It's not as funny after its explained.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: guyver01
see... people try to copy him and fail miserably at humor.

so.. do you really think in the year 3000 we'll be using youtube, facebook or twitter?
hell...sites like Lycos and Altavista, which were popular less than 5 years ago, are hardly known this day and age..

Do you think in the year 3,000 we'll have the heads of every celebrity and B-movie star from the late 90s saved in jars a la Futurama? No? Well that's because it's a ridiculous premise. But it allows us to connect to the jokes more than using some fictitious people who may actually be celebrities 1,000 years from now. The comedy doesn't stem from accurate predictions of future events, the comedy stems from "what if we took something that we all know and thought about how it might look if we took it to the future." It's not supposed to be accurate. Hell, if it was, there'd be no comedy to it.

Yeah, and who actually still used Lycos five years ago? Ten, maybe...

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Ns1
*head assplodes*

It's not as funny after its explained.

It never is, which is why you should never try to explain a joke to someone, unless you're Norm McDonald and it's your whole act. So I apologize for that... Next time, I'll just throw in gratuitous profanity.

Douchetwat!

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: IsLNdbOi
What do you find funny? I bet half the people on AT don't find it funny either.

Woldn't surprise me... they dont understand real comedy...

but if ya must know, here's a few:

Mitch Hedberg
Ahmed Ahmend
Jim Belushi
Lewis Black
Jack Black
Alonzo Bodden
Victor Borge
Larry the Cable Guy
John Leguizamo
Kathleen Madigan
Jeff Dunham
Greg Giraldo
Phil Hartman
Gabriel Iglesias
Richard Jeni
Dave Attell
Todd Barry
Cheech Marin
Jackie Martling
Dennis Miller
Rodney Carrington
Dave Chappelle
Louis C.K.

lol, you were doing well til that one.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Ns1
*head assplodes*

It's not as funny after its explained.

It never is, which is why you should never try to explain a joke to someone, unless you're Norm McDonald and it's your whole act. So I apologize for that... Next time, I'll just throw in gratuitous profanity.

Douchetwat!

Fbombs guarantee success.

 

[PhaZe]

Anyone notice the backdrop
http://gizmodo.com/5278719/con...op-sure-looks-familiar

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: Platypus
I think the fact that you find Larry the Cable Guy more entertaining than Conan should be the period on that sentence.

That pretty much ends this trollfest from guyver.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: PhaZe
Anyone notice the backdrop
http://gizmodo.com/5278719/con...op-sure-looks-familiar

:laugh:

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: PhaZe
Anyone notice the backdrop
http://gizmodo.com/5278719/con...op-sure-looks-familiar

Dude, that fucking rocks. Someone show email Conan and find out.

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: Shawn
actually he is

maybe for some mouthbreathers...

but.. i dont know a single person who finds him funny

So most of the people you know are married?

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: apac

lol, you were doing well til that one.

OVerall it's not a bad list... but it's confusing in that some of those people are similar to conan - In that if you like their stuff you'd think there would be at least something to enjoy from conan... and not feel compelled to join a thread about him and bitch.

 

[dr150]

I thought Conan was great.

I love his "new in town" LA references.

Tom Hanks telling Conan that the ONE thing he must do in LA is visit an In-and-Out Burger joint cracked me up.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: fustercluck
This first week of shows has been fantastic all this week...he's been himself the whole time so I dunno what this thread is about

ps I've always been really attracted to Julia Louis Dreyfus...is that weird? I mean, she is hot. Definitely got a Cougar thing going on.

she has always been hot. I never tire of her hotness.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: dr150
I thought Conan was great.

I love his "new in town" LA references.

Tom Hanks telling Conan that the ONE thing he must do in LA is visit an In-and-Out Burger joint cracked me up.

I've never seen any celebs at the InO he mentioned. Porn stars however, yes (it's right across from VIVID HQ)

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: IsLNdbOi

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: Printer Bandit

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: Shawn
actually he is

maybe for some mouthbreathers...

but.. i dont know a single person who finds him funny

ok, youtwitface.

see... people try to copy him and fail miserably at humor.

so.. do you really think in the year 3000 we'll be using youtube, facebook or twitter?
hell...sites like Lycos and Altavista, which were popular less than 5 years ago, are hardly known this day and age..

You can't be this dense...

You can't really find this funny..

Wow you were trying to take him literally?

What do you find funny? I bet half the people on AT don't find it funny either.

I wouldn't be surprised by that. It's been made abundantly clear that half the posters on AT are witless goblins with little to no life experience, no sense of humor, no taste in writing or quality programming to speak of, or are simply grumpy crumudgeons passing their time defending the sanctity of their basement dwellings by dispensing cold, hard internet justice!

I would actually be shocked if only 25% of AT didn't "Get" Conan.

 

[flunky nassau]

I find that people who don't think Conan is funny are unpleasant people to be around.