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Fausto

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Nov 29, 2000
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Your rhyming skills border on criminality as well.

It's that time again.

What time DJ Skittles?

Time for me to bust a couple madd Riddles.

I'm the best white rapper that you'll ever see,
much better than that other kinda Candy.

The difference between me and him
is that I never beat a girl named Kim
or rap about how i couldn't pay a bill
because I got skill.

I'm not gonna rap about how the government is corrupt
or how much my mom fvcked up.
No wonder he don't have a wife,
maybe he should worry about his OWN life.

When he sees these lyrics he's gonna run,
oh wait he might pull out a gun.
Cause he thinks he's a thug
but I could squash him like a bug.

He thinks he's all iced out
but that don't matter when you're in a bout.
As soon as I win this battle,
he best SKIDDADLE.

That's right,
because my name is Skittle
and I can bust a madd riddle.
Everyone knows that I'm the best
they just don't want to put me to the test.

And how about Big Pun?
This should be fun.
Maybe you should get some skill
before you get a Platinum Grill.

You never were a Player
I say you should loose a layer.
You're never gonna get women that way,
maybe you shouldn't eat for a day.

That's right,
because my name is Skittle
and I can bust a madd riddle.
Everyone knows that I'm the best
they just don't want to put me to the test.
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Ouch. I guess you're going for the easy money with the MPAA since your hip-hop career didn't get off the ground, huh?
 
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acemcmac

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I don't see how the speeding factors against him. This is a dog-eat-dog world in case none of you noticed and I don't really see why he shouldnt turn them in if he "really thinks that they deserve it"

Supporting a faceless corperation is BS (I seem to remember disney's last grandson resigning in disgust a week or 2 ago).... Turning them in for the sake of turning them in is wrong too... he has to want the money badly enough to decide that they deserve what's coming to them or vice-versa.

I myself am not a stranger to these situations. I feel no remorse letting people fall on their faces when they get greedy, take advantage of everyone and then find themselves on the other side of both myself, and policy/law. This is most especially true when it will clearly benefit me financially. I call it "Mercenary Morality"
 
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dpm

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Hmmm...something about glass houses and throwing stones.... 110mph in a (presumably) 55 zone. So what's worse? Playing Nemo for everyone or potentially killing a family of four because you wanted to see how fast your Mustang would go?
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.... counting the seconds before the appearance of the first "Is there a reward for turning someone in for speeding?" thread... ;)
 
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H34D0N

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WoW! You are an a$$h0l3... Be happy your school is showing anything at all you ungrateful little brat!!
 
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SinnerWolf

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your political agenda against the school is one thing, but aiming your frustrations at a group of students having a movie night is worth ten times the ridicule you've received thus far. I actually hope you do turn them in, and that the MPAA raids/fines/sues the school. Because a group of college kids getting together to watch a children's comedy being charged as copyright criminals will easily make national news, not to mention /. , inq, reg, etc... And pissing off a googleplex of geeks is just about the worst thing you can do when you're publically contemplating your NARCism on the INTERNET, Josh Pitten of Whitehall Pennsylvania. Finding your school is easy enough...now let's see if we can find an email database or public forum there...yes....oh...a little anonymous tip here and voila.
 
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Fausto

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Hmmm....it occurs to me that Mr Pitten is more than likely using the school's computers to post all this garbage as well as to do most of his FS/FT stuff. Something tells me that's not quite in accordance with school policy....how much do you suppose they'd pay me if I turned him in?
 
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LordJezo

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Hmmm....it occurs to me that Mr Pitten is more than likely using the school's computers to post all this garbage as well as to do most of his FS/FT stuff. Something tells me that's not quite in accordance with school policy....how much do you suppose they'd pay me if I turned him in?
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Just need to find out what school he goes to..
 
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ohtwell

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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Originally posted by: LordJezo
Originally posted by: Fausto
Hmmm....it occurs to me that Mr Pitten is more than likely using the school's computers to post all this garbage as well as to do most of his FS/FT stuff. Something tells me that's not quite in accordance with school policy....how much do you suppose they'd pay me if I turned him in?
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Just need to find out what school he goes to..
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From his nik and his location, I'd say Whitehall High Shool.

School's Report Card


: ) Amanda
 
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K1052

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Aug 21, 2003
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Originally posted by: Fausto
Hmmm....it occurs to me that Mr Pitten is more than likely using the school's computers to post all this garbage as well as to do most of his FS/FT stuff. Something tells me that's not quite in accordance with school policy....how much do you suppose they'd pay me if I turned him in?
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Probably nothing.

Just ask for pics.
 
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Fausto

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Originally posted by: LordJezo
Originally posted by: Fausto
Hmmm....it occurs to me that Mr Pitten is more than likely using the school's computers to post all this garbage as well as to do most of his FS/FT stuff. Something tells me that's not quite in accordance with school policy....how much do you suppose they'd pay me if I turned him in?
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Just need to find out what school he goes to..
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Whitehall High School

3800 Mechanicsville Rd
Whitehall, PA 18052
Phone: (610) 437-5081

I'm sure they'd appreciate the call. :evil:



 
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thereds

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Originally posted by: LordJezo
Originally posted by: Fausto
Hmmm....it occurs to me that Mr Pitten is more than likely using the school's computers to post all this garbage as well as to do most of his FS/FT stuff. Something tells me that's not quite in accordance with school policy....how much do you suppose they'd pay me if I turned him in?
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Just need to find out what school he goes to..
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WHS? :p
 
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