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Classic Simpsons quotes

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Bart reading aloud: "Come to our BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.

I don't know why but that gets me every single time.
 
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.
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Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Bart finds a $1,000 bill and shows Homer.

Homer

"$1,000!?!? Do you know how much furniture we could rent with this?"
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First one that I find extremely funny. Renting furniture! :laugh: 90
 
my favorite:

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
 
[2F01] Itchy and Scratchy Land

Marge: See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot never worked.
 
Originally posted by: Safeway
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Bart finds a $1,000 bill and shows Homer.

Homer

"$1,000!?!? Do you know how much furniture we could rent with this?"
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First one that I find extremely funny. Renting furniture! :laugh: 90
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What is with the numbers after your posts?
 
"No tv and no beer make Homer something something."
"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do!"

Homer: I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T...
 
Originally posted by: Daishiki
"No tv and no beer make Homer something something."
"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do!"
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The only quote to this day makes laugh out loud.. The people in the office are looking at me strange.



 
Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
these are some of my favorites from memory:

dental plan
lisa needs braces
dental plan
lisa needs braces
dental plan
lisa needs braces
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My wife or I can't say the word "dental plan" without the other immediately coming back with "Lisa needs braces."

 
The sign outside the dentist's office says:
"No matter how you brush, you're doing it wrong."

"That's where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things!"
 
Lisa and Bart get into Lalapalooza (sp?) to see their dad, Homer perform.

Lisa: "It smells like Auto's Jacket."

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another episode
Homer: "Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, even he can't eat it?"

 
Originally posted by: foghorn67
Lisa and Bart get into Lalapalooza (sp?) to see their dad, Homer perform.

Lisa: "It smells like Auto's Jacket."

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another episode
Homer: "Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, even he can't eat it?"
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Otto.

Second quote is great. :laugh:
 
Ass-ass-in: "Ah, C.M., is it time for another shipment already?"

Same guy: "But there is one more way to kill a man. It is as precise as a well played game of chess." *kicks door in andn sprays room down🙂🙂

Nurse: "Our residents. Are. Trying. To nap." ~One of the best scenes ever.
 
"HA-HA!"

Or that creepy guy in the mafia with the big mouth that offers to chew marge's food for her "I Likea To Chu 😀"
 
Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!
 
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