Classic Simpsons quotes

[BlancoNino]

Bart finds a $1,000 bill and shows Homer.

Homer

"$1,000!?!? Do you know how much furniture we could rent with this?"

 

[BornStar]

Bart reading aloud: "Come to our BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.

I don't know why but that gets me every single time.

 

[dbk]

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Bart finds a $1,000 bill and shows Homer.

Homer

"$1,000!?!? Do you know how much furniture we could rent with this?"

First one that I find extremely funny. Renting furniture! :laugh: 90

 

[ForumMaster]

my favorite:

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

 

[Al Neri]

[2F01] Itchy and Scratchy Land

Marge: See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot never worked.

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Bart finds a $1,000 bill and shows Homer.

Homer

"$1,000!?!? Do you know how much furniture we could rent with this?"

First one that I find extremely funny. Renting furniture! :laugh: 90

What is with the numbers after your posts?

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Garth
(Homer dancing on the dugout, minus his shirt)

Ralph Wiggum: Daddy, that man has boobs like Mommy!
Chief Wiggum: Yeah.... I wish.

Nice. 23

 

[HammerCurl]

Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'.

 

[Modular]

Homer: I don't wanna look like a weirdo. I'll take the moo-moo.

 

[Daishiki]

"No tv and no beer make Homer something something."
"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do!"

Homer: I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T...

 

[BDawg]

Super Nintendo Chalmers

 

[AmpedSilence]

Originally posted by: Daishiki
"No tv and no beer make Homer something something."
"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do!"

The only quote to this day makes laugh out loud.. The people in the office are looking at me strange.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
these are some of my favorites from memory:

dental plan
lisa needs braces
dental plan
lisa needs braces
dental plan
lisa needs braces

My wife or I can't say the word "dental plan" without the other immediately coming back with "Lisa needs braces."

 

[mugs]

Oh, from Missionary Impossible (pretty sure that was the title):
Homer: Save me Jebus!

 

[Killerme33]

The sign outside the dentist's office says:
"No matter how you brush, you're doing it wrong."

"That's where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things!"

 

[Sureshot324]

He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
That's no way to get ahead in life!

 

[foghorn67]

Lisa and Bart get into Lalapalooza (sp?) to see their dad, Homer perform.

Lisa: "It smells like Auto's Jacket."

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another episode
Homer: "Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, even he can't eat it?"

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: Sureshot324
He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
That's no way to get ahead in life!

For using an Austin Powers quote, you need to "Get in my belly!" :heart:

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: foghorn67
Lisa and Bart get into Lalapalooza (sp?) to see their dad, Homer perform.

Lisa: "It smells like Auto's Jacket."

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another episode
Homer: "Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, even he can't eat it?"

Otto.

Second quote is great. :laugh:

 

[GregGreen]

Homer: I have three kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and three money?

 

[imported_Imp]

Ass-ass-in: "Ah, C.M., is it time for another shipment already?"

Same guy: "But there is one more way to kill a man. It is as precise as a well played game of chess." *kicks door in andn sprays room down

Nurse: "Our residents. Are. Trying. To nap." ~One of the best scenes ever.

 

[Jahee]

"HA-HA!"

Or that creepy guy in the mafia with the big mouth that offers to chew marge's food for her "I Likea To Chu "

 

[EGGO]

Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

 

[lupi]

buffalo wings aren't from buffaloes?