Classic Simpsons quotes

[Jetster]

Bart: "I didn't know it was physically possible, but this both blow and suck."

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
these are some of my favorites from memory:

dental plan
lisa needs braces
dental plan
lisa needs braces
dental plan
lisa needs braces

My wife or I can't say the word "dental plan" without the other immediately coming back with "Lisa needs braces."

For once I agree with the comments on Youtube!

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[KeithTalent]

Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

Moe: Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything

Renee (Moe?s girlfriend): Really, you think I?m gorgeous?
Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.
Renee: You don?t talk to a lot of women do you?

:laugh:

KT

 

[holden j caufield]

My eyes, these goggles do nothing

 

[Sureshot324]

Originally posted by: HammerCurl

Originally posted by: Sureshot324
He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
That's no way to get ahead in life!

For using an Austin Powers quote, you need to "Get in my belly!" :heart:

I think those were in a simpsons halloween special before they were in Austin Powers. I could be wrong though.

 

[Kelemvor]

My favorite quote is by Granpa...

Your lamp's running away!

 

[JC]

Homer: OK brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. But let's do this so I can get back to killing you with beer.
Brain: It's a deal!