Christian "science" fair

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
bwahaha I thought it was all a load of crap until I read this winner:

"2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences shows that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker."

WELL DONE! Inarguable proof!!

LOL! That's a good one

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: Kev
my project:

"Why you are all a bunch of brainwashed idiots"

STFU or edit your post. None of us want that kind of sh1t here.

And grow up while you're at it.

edit: sorry for being harsh, saw you last post - you have redeemed yourself

don't like differing opinions, eh?

typical

No, I was TRYING to avoid a flamewar. And once again, why don't you just lay off, dude?

There's no avoiding a flamewar in most any religious thread here on AT. That's a fact.

Another fact is that you are annoying and it's so easy to push your buttons.

Take your own advice and go back to GH and Networking. Or was that like an Alec Baldwin/Barbra Streisand promise?

whatever

 

[conjur]

"The New Field of Applied Creation Science: Creation Technology
(3/29/2003) Creation Science has come far enough in the last decade that researchers feel confident that they can make new organisms from scratch on a created-to-order basis. Using the Creation Science theoretical frameworks of Specified Complexity, Design, and Purpose, Creation Engineers will be able to piece together useful organisms one DNA letter at a time. This does pose a moral problem, though. As Creation Technology moves out of the control of God-fearing Christians and into the hands of the Secularists (or even worse, cults and Atheists), the lack of moral guidence in the latter could lead to the technology being used to play God instead of carrying out His Will. As Christians, we have a divine duty to assert our authority on God's behalf to keep this technology -- which we have brought to the attention of the Secularists -- from being misused. We wouldn't want them creating organisms with low temporal lobe sensitivity out of some misguided attempt to populate the world with Richard Dawkinses. "

Oh my...those heathen Atheists!

 

[notfred]

God damn, you people are gullible. You guys can't tell that the site is a joke? You all seem to think that the site is presenting the results from an event that actually occured.

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: conjur
"The New Field of Applied Creation Science: Creation Technology
(3/29/2003) Creation Science has come far enough in the last decade that researchers feel confident that they can make new organisms from scratch on a created-to-order basis. Using the Creation Science theoretical frameworks of Specified Complexity, Design, and Purpose, Creation Engineers will be able to piece together useful organisms one DNA letter at a time. This does pose a moral problem, though. As Creation Technology moves out of the control of God-fearing Christians and into the hands of the Secularists (or even worse, cults and Atheists), the lack of moral guidence in the latter could lead to the technology being used to play God instead of carrying out His Will. As Christians, we have a divine duty to assert our authority on God's behalf to keep this technology -- which we have brought to the attention of the Secularists -- from being misused. We wouldn't want them creating organisms with low temporal lobe sensitivity out of some misguided attempt to populate the world with Richard Dawkinses. "

Oh my...those heathen Atheists!

I have to admit, that's pretty funny

 

[Yzzim]

I'm Christian and don't believe in the Big Bang.

I have nothing wrong with science, just don't believe in all of it.

I (probably obviously) haven't researched the Big Bang too much. I don't understand how matter can come from an explosion of nothing...and how did the explosion happen? Where did it come from?

I honestly think it takes more faith to believe in the Big Bang then to believe in the Bible.

 

[conjur]

Well...

they link to this bill in Washington State

"(8) The legislature finds that the teaching of the theory of
evolution in the common schools of the state of Washington is repugnant
to the principles of the Declaration of Independence and thereby
unconstitutional and unlawful.
(9) All textbooks and curriculum that teach the theory of evolution
shall be removed from the public schools forthwith and replaced with
textbooks and curriculum that teach the self-evident truth of creation."

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Yzzim
I'm Christian and don't believe in the Big Bang.

I have nothing wrong with science, just don't believe in all of it.

I (probably obviously) haven't researched the Big Bang too much. I don't understand how matter can come from an explosion of nothing...and how did the explosion happen? Where did it come from?

I honestly think it takes more faith to believe in the Big Bang then to believe in the Bible.

Because the Big Bang didn't come from "nothing". It came from a dense singularity...size unknown...or so the theory goes.

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: Yzzim
I'm Christian and don't believe in the Big Bang.

I have nothing wrong with science, just don't believe in all of it.

I (probably obviously) haven't researched the Big Bang too much. I don't understand how matter can come from an explosion of nothing...and how did the explosion happen? Where did it come from?

I honestly think it takes more faith to believe in the Big Bang then to believe in the Bible.

Ah, here's where MY Christian beliefs fit in. You ask "how did it happen, where did it come from?" my answer: God. Simple enough IMO.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: Kev
my project:

"Why you are all a bunch of brainwashed idiots"

STFU or edit your post. None of us want that kind of sh1t here.

And grow up while you're at it.

edit: sorry for being harsh, saw you last post - you have redeemed yourself

this type of "science" is garbage. these are not the intelligent christians i speak of

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Yzzim
I'm Christian and don't believe in the Big Bang.

I have nothing wrong with science, just don't believe in all of it.

I (probably obviously) haven't researched the Big Bang too much. I don't understand how matter can come from an explosion of nothing...and how did the explosion happen? Where did it come from?

I honestly think it takes more faith to believe in the Big Bang then to believe in the Bible.

Ok who created God then?

At some point the logic is unavoidable. "Something" came from "Nothing."

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Yzzim
I'm Christian and don't believe in the Big Bang.

I have nothing wrong with science, just don't believe in all of it.

I (probably obviously) haven't researched the Big Bang too much. I don't understand how matter can come from an explosion of nothing...and how did the explosion happen? Where did it come from?

I honestly think it takes more faith to believe in the Big Bang then to believe in the Bible.

Because the Big Bang didn't come from "nothing". It came from a dense singularity...size unknown...or so the theory goes.

Yes, but one must ask "Where did that come from?" That's why I believe there has to be some being in another higher dimension that made it occur.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: Yzzim
I'm Christian and don't believe in the Big Bang.

I have nothing wrong with science, just don't believe in all of it.

I (probably obviously) haven't researched the Big Bang too much. I don't understand how matter can come from an explosion of nothing...and how did the explosion happen? Where did it come from?

I honestly think it takes more faith to believe in the Big Bang then to believe in the Bible.

Ah, here's where MY Christian beliefs fit in. You ask "how did it happen, where did it come from?" my answer: God. Simple enough IMO.

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. "
- Stephen Roberts

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Cyberian
Umm, I believe the whole article was a goof.

God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences shows that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

lol, thats funny if it is all sarcastic. im too drunk to realize though

 

[Babbles]

That stuff is a riot to believe; even the devout Christians gotta laugh at this:

"The Bible Says Creation" - Aaron Kent (grade 5)

Almost sounds like brainwashing, but okay it's just a kid.

"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4)

Too much TV.

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Ouch, I will the women handle that one. . .

"Dinosaur & Man Walked Together" - Donny Findlay (grade 6)

Mr. Findlay's research proves that all of the archeologists, paleotologists, biologists are all part of a government conspiracy. Of course, unless you include alligators/crocodiles/birds into the dinosaur group.

Every single one of those are jokes.
Hope they don't decide to study real science in college.

 

[flyfish]

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI
I don't associate me with the Christians who believe science is stupid. I believe in God and Jesus, and all of that, but I still believe in evolution and the Big Bang Theory and whatnot. I just believe that God made the Big Bang happen, thus making him the Creator.

 

[WhiteKnight]

The inclusion of a "Ruby Matrimony Thong" on this page, the "Christian Store", would seem to confirm this site as a parody. Damn, I was kinda hoping it was for real...

Edit: Second to last row of apparel. Sinful, isn't it?

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: Kev

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: Kev
my project:

"Why you are all a bunch of brainwashed idiots"

STFU or edit your post. None of us want that kind of sh1t here.

And grow up while you're at it.

edit: sorry for being harsh, saw you last post - you have redeemed yourself

this type of "science" is garbage. these are not the intelligent christians i speak of

mmmkay. Movin' on up to 1337 posts so I can take my screenshot!

<-- has no life

 

[fizmeister]

I went to the root site, and I read this:

"The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse."

That's when you realize this site is a joke. I can't believe most of you are really believing these things. Just look at some of the photo captions...

 

[GeneValgene]

Originally posted by: notfred
God damn, you people are gullible. You guys can't tell that the site is a joke? You all seem to think that the site is presenting the results from an event that actually occured.

dang....you're right. read closely - the site is FAKE! haha man i got fooled.

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Yzzim
I'm Christian and don't believe in the Big Bang.

I have nothing wrong with science, just don't believe in all of it.

I (probably obviously) haven't researched the Big Bang too much. I don't understand how matter can come from an explosion of nothing...and how did the explosion happen? Where did it come from?

I honestly think it takes more faith to believe in the Big Bang then to believe in the Bible.

Ok who created God then?

At some point the logic is unavoidable. "Something" came from "Nothing."

Then both our theories are flawed and we shouldn't be here. Where did your gases and matter come from? Where did God come from?

Good questions but I don't believe either is blessed with an answer.

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: Yzzim
I'm Christian and don't believe in the Big Bang.

I have nothing wrong with science, just don't believe in all of it.

I (probably obviously) haven't researched the Big Bang too much. I don't understand how matter can come from an explosion of nothing...and how did the explosion happen? Where did it come from?

I honestly think it takes more faith to believe in the Big Bang then to believe in the Bible.

Ah, here's where MY Christian beliefs fit in. You ask "how did it happen, where did it come from?" my answer: God. Simple enough IMO.

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. "
- Stephen Roberts

I know where you're coming from. I don't condemn athiests. I believe that it doesn't really matter and that we should all just share knowledge so we can know the Truth.

 

[dighn]

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences shows that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

LOL
this site can't be for real

 

[Corporate Thug]

god, sooo much stupid :

Patricia Lewis (grade 8) did an experiment to see if life can evolve from non-life. Patricia placed all the non-living ingredients of life - carbon (a charcoal briquet), purified water, and assorted minerals (a multi-vitamin) - into a sealed glass jar. The jar was left undisturbed, being exposed only to sunlight, for three weeks. (Patricia also prayed to God not to do anything miraculous during the course of the experiment, so as not to disqualify the findings.) No life evolved. This shows that life cannot come from non-life through natural processes.

where is the lighting? or was the jar hit with a comet? these people should be killed for stupidity and their teachers should e killed for propoganda

 

[Kev]

i feel like such an ass... i usually catch this stuff in my non-inebriated state