CHASE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

[Ns1]

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER ALL THESE FUCKING PASSWORDS FOR FUCKS SAKE


My god I've had to go through password reset 5 times because I've either a. forgotten my password or b. forgot my username (had to change when wamu -> chase)

Can't duplicate any passwords what the fuck, I only got 5 "master" passwords and I've already used all of them up you fuckers. What am I supposed to write these fucking passwords down now? WHAT THE FUCK GOOD IS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK CHASE


/rant

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Ns1
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER ALL THESE FUCKING PASSWORDS FOR FUCKS SAKE


My god I've had to go through password reset 5 times because I've either a. forgotten my password or b. forgot my username (had to change when wamu -> chase)

Can't duplicate any passwords what the fuck, I only got 5 "master" passwords and I've already used all of them up you fuckers. What am I supposed to write these fucking passwords down now? WHAT THE FUCK GOOD IS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK CHASE


/rant

The only sure way is to post your password.

 

[Newbian]

Is one of these master passwords your name?

 

[Farang]

I changed my standard password to include a symbol, a number, and capital/lower case letters. Thought I'd be set. Then I run into these fucktards who say I need more than one number, and cannot have any symbols.

PW requirements ftl

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Is one of these master passwords your name?

har har

They're not bullshit passwords either, they're fucking alphanumeric 8-12 character passwords with random capitals that I've memorized over the past year.

 

[randay]

change the first and last letters of your password.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Farang
I changed my standard password to include a symbol, a number, and capital/lower case letters. Thought I'd be set. Then I run into these fucktards who say I need more than one number, and cannot have any symbols.

PW requirements ftl

this

the password at work resets every like 3 weeks

I now have a postit next to my monitor where I scratch off old passwords and write new ones.

How does this make sense, I have to change my pw every 3 weeks but a 5 letter (no caps, no numbers) works just fine.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Farang
I changed my standard password to include a symbol, a number, and capital/lower case letters. Thought I'd be set. Then I run into these fucktards who say I need more than one number, and cannot have any symbols.

PW requirements ftl

before they made those reqs i used to use cusswords, hoping the admins could see the pws in a list. this was before i knew they couldnt see them.

i have 7 different "master" passwords, and ive had to update them all to include numbers and symbols. sux to have to re-remember stuff.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Ns1
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER ALL THESE FUCKING PASSWORDS FOR FUCKS SAKE


My god I've had to go through password reset 5 times because I've either a. forgotten my password or b. forgot my username (had to change when wamu -> chase)

Can't duplicate any passwords what the fuck, I only got 5 "master" passwords and I've already used all of them up you fuckers. What am I supposed to write these fucking passwords down now? WHAT THE FUCK GOOD IS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK CHASE


/rant

yeah, I've had to change my Chase password and name 3 or 4 times over the years. It's rather annoying.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Farang
I changed my standard password to include a symbol, a number, and capital/lower case letters. Thought I'd be set. Then I run into these fucktards who say I need more than one number, and cannot have any symbols.

PW requirements ftl

...and the number must be buried between a non-consecutive series of letters of no more than 3 characters, and up to 2 non-numerical characters must be used, excluding : " ?/ > , { } ] | \ ...blah blah

I hate pw requirements. At Northwestern, we were required to change our password EVERY 3 FUCKING MONTHS!!!1111 and ^those were the requirements (including no previous password)

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
...and the number must be buried between a non-consecutive series of letters of no more than 3 characters, and up to 2 non-numerical characters must be used, excluding : " ?/ > , { } ] | \ ...blah blah

I hate pw requirements. At Northwestern, we were required to change our password EVERY 3 FUCKING MONTHS!!!1111 and ^those were the requirements (including no previous password)

LOL

 

[gorcorps]

Hmmm... that means that Chase is keeping a database of all used passwords. Doesn't exactly sound smart or safe in any way.

 

[JS80]

heh, it's so bad i write down all my passwords (encrypted) on my google docs.

 

[DayLaPaul]

fingerprint reader ftw

 

[oiprocs]

Are you going to stick with Chase?

I'm debating switching to a credit union but I'm enticed by "big banking".

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: scorpious
Are you going to stick with Chase?

I'm debating switching to a credit union but I'm enticed by "big banking".

I don't know

I <3 WaMu and besides this PW thing have been fairly content with chase.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: scorpious
Are you going to stick with Chase?

I'm debating switching to a credit union but I'm enticed by "big banking".

I'll be going to a local CU this afternoon.
Most CUs are part of a service network, you can access your account across the country as long as it is part of the network.

Chase can kiss my ass. :|

I miss WaMu.

 

[boomerang]

When I was working I used the same base word and added a derivation of the date on the end. XXXXX0509 would be what I would have used in May of 2009.

We couldn't use a duplicate password going back 10 months IIRC. This was a simple method, easy to remember and met their requirements. I used this format for login and a number of pieces of software too.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: boomerang
When I was working I used the same base word and added a derivation of the date on the end. XXXXX0509 would be what I would have used in May of 2009.

We couldn't use a duplicate password going back 10 months IIRC. This was a simple method, easy to remember and met their requirements. I used this format for login and a number of pieces of software too.

So what happens if you don't go to the site in say, 3 months and can't remember the last time you changed the pw?

good idea though at work.

 

[cKGunslinger]

LOL - Our stupid voicemail system at work has some insane password requirements - minimum 6 digits, changed every 60 days, no reusing the last 20 passes, etc. All for that ~one voicemail I get each week reminding me to get some break or some shit.

Sometimes it's just fucking overkill.

 

[boomerang]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: boomerang
When I was working I used the same base word and added a derivation of the date on the end. XXXXX0509 would be what I would have used in May of 2009.

We couldn't use a duplicate password going back 10 months IIRC. This was a simple method, easy to remember and met their requirements. I used this format for login and a number of pieces of software too.

So what happens if you don't go to the site in say, 3 months and can't remember the last time you changed the pw?

good idea though at work.

Well, I was parked in one location. Plus, I worked for a mega corporation and my login would work from any computer in that corporation.

 

[pontifex]

this is pretty normal for sensitive data...

 

[Jeff7]

I keep all my passwords saved in a textfile on my PC.

Of course, the files are all within a double-encrypted Truecrypt volume that is not descriptively named.

 

[MTDEW]

I keep all my passwords in a file on my external hard drive along with all my backup software/saves and complete image of my pc's hard drive.
And i never plug in that external hard drive unless i need to grab a file off of it or restore my pc.
And of course important data is encrypted.

Admittedly sometimes its a pain to keep the external hard drive's files updated as i go.
But its well worth the effort cuz theres no way on earth i can remember all my username and passwords especially when im forced to change them periodically.

 

[lupi]

and the best thing, this means they're storing your old passwords. and we know how secure that's been


you know, in case you have a set number of passwords you would rotate through at your various log on places