Caught having sex near dumpsters! *NSFW

[lozina]

She looks to be well trimmed and laughing while trying to get dressed.

Indeed, and apparently doesn't wear any panties.

 

[alkemyst]

My main problem with this is - where the hell were these chicks when I was young?

I've had more than my share of trashy women, but I never knew any that would get doggie-styled, out in the open, in broad daylight, by a dumpster.

My trash would demand a backseat, or some trees, or a stairwell, or something.

They may have been embarrassed to be seen with you. Not all women that like public sex or just sex in general are trashy.

Who were the two nerds chasing this couple around the dumpster in that video though?

 

[Mai72]

They may have been embarrassed to be seen with you. Not all women that like public sex or just sex in general are trashy.

Who were the two nerds chasing this couple around the dumpster in that video though?

Probably from Anandtech. They were jealous that somebody was actually getting some love.

 

[SP33Demon]

If he does get it up, means he's a pedo!

You guys suck! Touche.

 

[Mai72]

.. no it isn't. It's in Delaware. Basically on UDel's campus. I dated a girl at UD during college and used to go visit fairly frequently. I know exactly where that dumpster is, partied in that exact area. Meh, 2 college kids get drunk on St. Patty's and try to bang it out behind a dumpster.. My care-meter isn't budging.

What if some kiddies were walking home, and spotted these two going at it like dogs in heat?

Their lives would have been altered for life!

 

[alkemyst]

Probably from Anandtech. They were jealous that somebody was actually getting some love.

Yeah, they were like freaking out with the OMG! OMG!

 

[JulesMaximus]

You guys suck! Touche.

 

[alkemyst]

What if some kiddies were walking home, and spotted these two going at it like dogs in heat?

Their lives would have been altered for life!

well, I don't think the act of straight sex like was in this scene should cause kids to be scarred for life...however; I don't agree they should witness it.

Not much different than those with kids having one walk in on them even if the door was locked.

Again assuming straight sex - no midgets, videographers, props, etc.

 

[JulesMaximus]

well, I don't think the act of straight sex like was in this scene should cause kids to be scarred for life...however; I don't agree they should witness it.

Not much different than those with kids having one walk in on them even if the door was locked.

Again assuming straight sex - no midgets, videographers, props, etc.

Dad, why was Mom on top of you?

I had that happen once... :$

 

[alkemyst]

Dad, why was Mom on top of you?

I had that happen once... :$

I walked in on my parents once...mom was on top, dad had her tits in his hands.

I was sick that week and thought they were working and wanted something like Q-tips or toilet paper I was out of in my room. Just barged in then barged out.

I wasn't scarred or anything, figured that's what people do that were in love.

Then I figured out the love part wasn't required....that was so money.

 

[manimal]

what kind of world do we live in where two consenting adults can have a dirty screw on st patties day?

Maybe you guys were all shut ins growing up but that was a daily occurence outside clubs in Chicago, Miami, LA, San Diego, and all the other cities I lived in save for salt lake city. In SLC they will just blow you in your car however..

 

[JulesMaximus]

I walked in on my parents once...mom was on top, dad had her tits in his hands.

I was sick that week and thought they were working and wanted something like Q-tips or toilet paper I was out of in my room. Just barged in then barged out.

I wasn't scarred or anything, figured that's what people do that were in love.

Then I figured out the love part wasn't required....that was so money.

LOL! :thumbsup:

 

[alkemyst]

what kind of world do we live in where two consenting adults can have a dirty screw on st patties day?

Maybe you guys were all shut ins growing up but that was a daily occurence outside clubs in Chicago, Miami, LA, San Diego, and all the other cities I lived in save for salt lake city. In SLC they will just blow you in your car however..

Most would have done this in a car and it would have been like 12-2am or so as well.

Sounds like you are telling a story you didn't fully plan out.

 

[manimal]

Most would have done this in a car and it would have been like 12-2am or so as well.

Sounds like you are telling a story you didn't fully plan out.

the telling story is your insistence on trolling everything. its a little early to be drinking isnt it?

 

[alkemyst]

the telling story is your insistence on trolling everything. its a little early to be drinking isnt it?

Just to let you know telling someone people that are having sex at a club are not doing it in broad daylight is not trolling.

I think what trolling means here is fucking lost.

I am simply telling you you have your facts wrong for this issue.

I was correct. A troll is never correct.

capeche?

 

[momeNt]

I walked in on my parents once...mom was on top, dad had her tits in his hands.

I was sick that week and thought they were working and wanted something like Q-tips or toilet paper I was out of in my room. Just barged in then barged out.

I wasn't scarred or anything, figured that's what people do that were in love.

Then I figured out the love part wasn't required....that was so money.

See, you were scarred. You lost what could have been a wholesome view about sex due to your horrendous exposure to your parents lovemaking.

 

[alkemyst]

See, you were scarred. You lost what could have been a wholesome view about sex due to your horrendous exposure to your parents lovemaking.

Don't get so carried away there bro.

I never lied or manipulated any woman into sex.

I have a wholesome view about love.

Sex is another matter, you probably know this; but this boosts your anti-Å cred.

Apparently you lived in a non-sexual home growing up and/or were forced to sleep with the dog or chickens outside.

 

[momeNt]

Don't get so carried away there bro.

I never lied or manipulated any woman into sex.

I have a wholesome view about love.

Sex is another matter, you probably know this; but this boosts your anti-Å cred.

Apparently you lived in a non-sexual home growing up and/or were forced to sleep with the dog or chickens outside.

I'm pro A. I've defended you in a lot of threads, and just now in another ATOT thread you tell me to "stay angry".

I just pointed out you may be scarred from the experience. Maybe that hasn't had a necessarily detrimental effect on your life, but it maybe did change some stuff. It's possible if you hadn't seen your parents that way, you maybe wouldn't decouple sex from love. I'm just speculating though, and not attacking you.

Don't take this stuff so personal.

 

[alkemyst]

I'm pro A. I've defended you in a lot of threads, and just now in another ATOT thread you tell me to "stay angry".

I just pointed out you may be scarred from the experience. Maybe that hasn't had a necessarily detrimental effect on your life, but it maybe did change some stuff. It's possible if you hadn't seen your parents that way, you maybe wouldn't decouple sex from love. I'm just speculating though, and not attacking you.

Don't take this stuff so personal.

You've only defended me when it was apparent.

When I already saw my parents at that time, I was not a virgin anymore and also actively dating.

Like many young men in their teenage years, I was sort of taught sex is special.

Apparently you missed that memo.

Sex is pretty easy and it had nothing to do with love.

 

[momeNt]

You've only defended me when it was apparent.

When I already saw my parents at that time, I was not a virgin anymore and also actively dating.

Like many young men in their teenage years, I was sort of taught sex is special.

Apparently you missed that memo.

Sex is pretty easy and it had nothing to do with love.

This makes no sense. You weren't a virgin, actively dated, but "figured" that's what people did when they were in love? Did you lose your virginity to molestation and hadn't actually experienced sex yet at the time you saw your parents?

You're confusing me. I'm scared.

 

[lupi]

Hey look, an alky thread.

 

[alkemyst]

This makes no sense. You weren't a virgin, actively dated, but "figured" that's what people did when they were in love? Did you lose your virginity to molestation and hadn't actually experienced sex yet at the time you saw your parents?

You're confusing me. I'm scared.

I wasn't actively dating so much when I was a kid.

I was just fucking one chick then another.

 

[alkemyst]

Hey look, an alky thread.

here we go

 

[clamum]

Damnit, YouTube took the video down. Anyone wanna PM a link to another site/one?

Oh, and:

 

[lozina]

Damnit, YouTube took the video down. Anyone wanna PM a link to another site/one?

The uncensored clip I referred to in post #68 is still up