Caught having sex near dumpsters! *NSFW

[Fritzo]

This is something that is seen every 30 seconds in the San Fernando Valley, but if it happens on the east coast, it's national news.

 

[ElFenix]

some kids could have been back behind those dumpsters trying to smoke cigarettes and share a warm beer, they might have seen that reasonably attractive looking couple having mostly clothed sex! won't someone think of the children!?!

 

[SP33Demon]

So you're telling me I'm some kind of crazy outlaw?! SWEET!!!

Don't take the law too seriously. If public sex is illegal then it's right on up there with the absurd law that makes being drunk in a bar illegal.

Sweet, can I come over and bang my woman in front of your five year olds? That'd be awesome. PM me your address.

 

[poofyhairguy]

This couple's sex life was in the trash can at this point of the relationship.

 

[Mai72]

Sweet, can I come over and bang my woman in front of your five year olds? That'd be awesome. PM me your address.

 

[mmntech]

I didn't know VVS was a sexually transmitted disease... :hmm:

Someone from Anandtech having sex? Don't be silly.

ATOT prefers to give the five finger salute to their gentleman's sausage. Everybody knows this.

 

[AViking]

Sweet, can I come over and bang my woman in front of your five year olds? That'd be awesome. PM me your address.

6962 Titian Ave
Baton Rouge, LA 70806

Top floor, 1st door on the left. Knock first please.

 

[SP33Demon]

6962 Titian Ave
Baton Rouge, LA 70806

Top floor, 1st door on the left. Knock first please.

Great. Be sure to have the kids ready with their popcorn. You can even watch too.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Great. Be sure to have the kids ready with their popcorn. You can even watch too.

$5 says you can't get it up. :sneaky:

 

[lozina]

Great. Be sure to have the kids ready with their popcorn. You can even watch too.

Be sure to have video or else it didnt happen.

 

[lozina]

$5 says you can't get it up. :sneaky:

If he does get it up, means he's a pedo!

 

[BoberFett]

I didn't say morally that it's a heinous act or anything, but it IS illegal.

Wow, Phokus sounds an awful lot like a whiny little conservative bitch...

 

[WHAMPOM]

I didn't say morally that it's a heinous act or anything, but it IS illegal.

Just jealous of some one else getting off?

 

[Mai72]

***NSFW***

A cartoon reenactment of the couple behind the dumpster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7DY8NRpaPc

lol

 

[WHAMPOM]

Sweet, can I come over and bang my woman in front of your five year olds? That'd be awesome. PM me your address.

Is that with your old blow up model or your new plastic flesh-like foam one with life like moans and groans?

 

[Miramonti]

His sexual apparatus clearly isn't big enough to be someone from the ATOT community, who all have bigger hands than that.

 

[Fritzo]

This couple's sex life was in the trash can at this point of the relationship.

I don't know---that looks like nicer tail than I've ever had, and that guy doesn't look like anything special. Might have just been seizing an opportunity.

 

[Sluggo]

Wow, Phokus sounds an awful lot like a whiny little conservative bitch...

 

[JulesMaximus]

His sexual apparatus clearly isn't big enough to be someone from the ATOT community, who all have bigger hands than that.

 

[mikeford]

Has to be investigated, one of them could have been a teacher.

 

[lozina]

New meaning to the term dumpster diving?

 

[IAteYourMother]

What, no one has ever done sexual things outside? Come on

 

[Phokus]

Wow, Phokus sounds an awful lot like a whiny little conservative bitch...

I'm a big supporter of legalized marijuana, but even i understand the fact that it's illegal at the federal and some state level and there can be consequences to dealing and possessing, you idiot. You should read the original reply, i'm baffled at anyone who thinks having sex in public is legal.

 

[BoberFett]

I'm a big supporter of legalized marijuana, but even i understand the fact that it's illegal at the federal and some state level and there can be consequences to dealing and possessing, you idiot. You should read the original reply, i'm baffled at anyone who thinks having sex in public is legal.

Cry more, bitch.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

This made my day!