Caught having sex near dumpsters! *NSFW

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Leyawiin

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He looks like that werewolf guy in "Being Human". Probably did it just so he could say "hey, look at the hot girl I'm boinking!".
 

HamburgerBoy

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He looks like that werewolf guy in "Being Human". Probably did it just so he could say "hey, look at the hot girl I'm boinking!".

Is this implying that the dude in the op isn't hot too? In the second photo he has a bit of that dashing Toby Maguire Anglo look, but a bit more masculine and bold. Both participants are beautiful. I would definitely start jerking off in their general direction were I present.
 

smitbret

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I'm a big supporter of legalized marijuana, but even i understand the fact that it's illegal at the federal and some state level and there can be consequences to dealing and possessing, you idiot. You should read the original reply, i'm baffled at anyone who thinks having sex in public is legal.

I don't think anyone's questioning that it's illegal, just whether it's worth getting your panties bunched up in a knot enough to go on television asking for tips leading to the arrest of these criminals.

I put it right up there with speeding. Pretty sure I am not gonna spend my time providing anonymous tips to the police about traffic infractions.
 

tHa ShIzNiT

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Is this implying that the dude in the op isn't hot too? In the second photo he has a bit of that dashing Toby Maguire Anglo look, but a bit more masculine and bold. Both participants are beautiful. I would definitely start jerking off in their general direction were I present.

This comment should be more appreciated than it currently is.
 

SSSnail

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Nov 29, 2006
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In the US people are very prudish about Sex. Not nearly as open as Europe.

You should add ”some” to you statement, because I'm a man-whore.

On a related note, vertical recording? VERTICAL RECORDING? What the... :colbert:
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Cry more, bitch.

Good response to being pwn'd ?!?!?

The facts are since this chick I guess is considered OK looking all you pimple-faces are going all giggity over it.

I am sure dead to rights, that if one of you had a little kid and they witnessed two 'ugly' people fucking like rabbits at a playground...you'd be the first to go apeshit crazy and demand the death penalty.

Another reason it's illegal is imagine your loved one stumbling across the love juice left behind or condom.
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Good response to being pwn'd ?!?!?

The facts are since this chick I guess is considered OK looking all you pimple-faces are going all giggity over it.

I am sure dead to rights, that if one of you had a little kid and they witnessed two 'ugly' people fucking like rabbits at a playground...you'd be the first to go apeshit crazy and demand the death penalty.

Another reason it's illegal is imagine your loved one stumbling across the love juice left behind or condom.

Shit, if I had a dollar for every time I've seen a used condom in some parking lot or on the ground somewhere... I'd probably have $20-30. Just tell your kids not to pick it up or touch it.

People fuck, it's part of life. Hell, someone fucked your Mom once and 9 months later you were born. :sneaky:

In the big scheme of things seeing two people having sex ranks up there with seeing someone take a piss on the side of the road. Unless they're doing this in public regularly having the police investigate it is just ridiculous and a complete waste of resources.
 

Brovane

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Dec 18, 2001
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You should add ”some” to you statement, because I'm a man-whore.

On a related note, vertical recording? VERTICAL RECORDING? What the... :colbert:

I know their is always the exception. But overall the US Public for some reason has this Victorian attitude about Sex. I remember the uproar during the Clinton administration when the Surgeon General thought that masturbation should be discussed during Sex Ed in schools. You would have thought she suggested that having Sex with farm animals was going to be suggested.
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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What's really ironic is that people have a problem with this but the flaccid penis a news station in Denver aired "accidentally" gets no police or FCC attention at all.

I saw we prosecute the people who filmed this... fucking perverts.
 

Hugo Drax

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Who needs the NSA when everyone is driving around with camera phones uploading videos.
 

lozina

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Sep 10, 2001
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pretty good uncensored clip of it on vine.

probably cant link it here, but just google 'She did it for the vine #Grottos #Dumpster #Sex '
 

Paratus

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I know their is always the exception. But overall the US Public for some reason has this Victorian attitude about Sex. I remember the uproar during the Clinton administration when the Surgeon General thought that masturbation should be discussed during Sex Ed in schools. You would have thought she suggested that having Sex with farm animals was going to be suggested.

Relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHmsReGYnCs&sns=em
 

TheVrolok

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Dec 11, 2000
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Its in Philadelphia. The cops should have a lot to do.

.. no it isn't. It's in Delaware. :p Basically on UDel's campus. I dated a girl at UD during college and used to go visit fairly frequently. I know exactly where that dumpster is, partied in that exact area. Meh, 2 college kids get drunk on St. Patty's and try to bang it out behind a dumpster.. My care-meter isn't budging.
 

lupi

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Apr 8, 2001
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She looks to be well trimmed and laughing while trying to get dressed.
 

skimple

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My main problem with this is - where the hell were these chicks when I was young?

I've had more than my share of trashy women, but I never knew any that would get doggie-styled, out in the open, in broad daylight, by a dumpster.

My trash would demand a backseat, or some trees, or a stairwell, or something.