Can we get a ban on cotton boxer briefs?

[TurtleCrusher]

They are absolutely terrible. If you're an adult sized male they chafe the inside of your thighs like sandpaper if you're doing anything other than sitting at a desk. No one should be subjected to that. Nylon boxer briefs let you climb a mountain and then play a basketball game before giving you any issues.

Anyone with me?

 

[BudAshes]

Yeah you should probably stick to panties.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Not gonna lie, the cotton ones would just naturally ride up all day, and everytime I took a piss I'd have to move them back down.

The spandex-ish ones are long enough and tight enough to not ride up. I'm stuck with them fo lyfe.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Mine are all cotton and I don't have any issues. I have Alfani, Macy's brand.

 

[OutHouse]

cotton boxers and a good dusting with gold bond and im happy as a clam.

 

[shortylickens]

I think P&N would love you.

You're asking for something to be banned because you dont like it yourself.

 

[Craig234]

Cotton > Nylon.

 

[pcgeek11]

Pima Cotton or Supima Cotton is the best.

 

[FeuerFrei]

WEAR TRUNKS. No leg to ride up. Sexier than briefs and boxer-briefs.

Cotton helps. Else your pants slide down, due to lack of friction with nylon or polyester. Ask me how I know.

 

[Exterous]

wat? No recommendations for commando or silk?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Op's butt is broke and he thinks underwear will fix it.

 

[rh71]

Why the tighter briefs in "boxer briefs" at all? To support your junk when you're running? I'm trying to understand... what's wrong with just boxers?

 

[slag]

They are absolutely terrible. If you're an adult sized male they chafe the inside of your thighs like sandpaper if you're doing anything other than sitting at a desk. No one should be subjected to that. Nylon boxer briefs let you climb a mountain and then play a basketball game before giving you any issues.

Anyone with me?

Used to bother me when I was heavy. Now that I'm normal sized, its fine. My legs dont rub, even with muscular legs/thighs. Lose the flab and you'll be fine.

Seriously though, I hiked, camped, ran, etc, this summer in sweltering heat and never had any chafing like I used to. I would buy goldbond powder by the case but don't need to anymore.

EDIT: I would add I normally wear just briefs though, but do also sometimes wear boxer briefs.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Boxer master race here -- I don't like the way boxer briefs strangle my junk, and I do not like the super tight wasteband.

 

[Blackjack200]

Why the tighter briefs in "boxer briefs" at all? To support your junk when you're running? I'm trying to understand... what's wrong with just boxers?

I have always had big hips and thighs compared to my waist. When I wore boxers they would ride up and strangle my hip crease, I would go to the bathroom 5-6 times a day just to pull them back down.

Cotton boxer briefs don't do that at all, they just stay right where they're supposed to. They are a goddamn miracle for me.

 

[Anubis]

pretty much all of mine are FTL and i have zero issues with them

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I did put mine on backwards once and didn't realize until I tried to take a piss.

 

[Thebobo]

cotton boxers and a good dusting with gold bond and im happy as a clam.

Like just about everything in life Talc is a carcinogen.

 

[Thebobo]

Boxers > Briefs.

Everyone knows this.™

 

[sdifox]

Op must live in Soviet Russia where everything is rationed and has no freedom to buy whatever he wants to wear.

 

[IronWing]

When I wore boxers they would ride up and strangle my hip crease, I would go to the bathroom 5-6 times a day just to pull them back down.

Ah, the Boxer Rebellion.

Boxer briefs never appealed to me. I find briefs the most comfortable. That said, Jocky's briefs suck, horrible cut.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Pima Cotton or Supima Cotton is the best.

Yup just don't get the cheap boxer briefs, Tommy Hilfiger boxer briefs are the best.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Cotton is good in that it provides friction to mitigate pants slippage, but you need elasticity. Otherwise it'll just get saggy. I look specifically for cotton + spandex/elastane trunks.

That said, if I'm feeling sexy I go for something more slippery.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

I have always had big hips and thighs compared to my waist. When I wore boxers they would ride up and strangle my hip crease, I would go to the bathroom 5-6 times a day just to pull them back down.

Cotton boxer briefs don't do that at all, they just stay right where they're supposed to. They are a goddamn miracle for me.

Youre high. I have the same problem, but cotton ones are the ones that ride up. They usually aren't long enough, and they ride up because they aren't tight enough. That is a recipe for riding up.

 

[Blackjack200]

I did put mine on backwards once and didn't realize until I tried to take a piss.

I accidently bought a set that didn't have openings once. Should be the goddamn death penalty for that shit.

Youre high. I have the same problem, but cotton ones are the ones that ride up. They usually aren't long enough, and they ride up because they aren't tight enough. That is a recipe for riding up.

Hmm, I might have to try the spandex then. The cotton ones are hella better than regular old boxers, but not perfect.