Can anyone make a diagnosis of my ailment?

[GigaCluster]

I went to a beach last week and swam in relatively cold water. Then I started coughing. They were occasional, dry, choppy coughs. Lately I've started coughing more -- not as occasional and not as choppy. My nose is slightly stuffed up, and I occasionally sneeze.

Today I went to a store to buy some medicine: cough lozenges and DayQuil/NyQuil against the flu/cold. The lozenges don't work -- I am coughing while sucking on it. Also, I have doubts that DayQuil/NyQuil will work, as I don't think I have the flu or the cold. The reason I don't think it's the flu or a cold is that only my coughing is strong -- all other symptoms are very weak. Usually when I am sick, my nose is running, I sneeze often, my nose is fully stuffed up, etc.

What do y'all think?

 

[clamum]

AIDS or cancer. Or both.

 

[GoingUp]

OMGWTFEBOLA

 

[jjzelinski]

Bronchitus(sp?). I used to get this alot. Look into it.

 

[MichaelD]

South Xiang Province Creeping Crud.

There is no cure.

You can clamp a scorpion to your left testicle while sucking on a Radish root...that MAY ease the pain.

Typically, you'll die of complications involving removal of the spleen thru your bellybutton. With tweezers.

 

[Darilus]

Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Bronchitus(sp?). I used to get this alot. Look into it.

This would be my guess. Take it easy, or it could get worse and turn into pneumonia.

 

[deftron]

impotence

 

[everman]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
South Xiang Province Creeping Crud.

There is no cure.

You can clamp a scorpion to your left testicle while sucking on a Radish root...that MAY ease the pain.

Typically, you'll die of complications involving removal of the spleen thru your bellybutton. With tweezers.

 

[JeffCos]

conjunctivitis

 

[Darilus]

Originally posted by: JeffCos
conjunctivitis

Pink eye? Wtf?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Im not a doctor by any means, but it sounds like you have the common beginning symptoms of leprosy.

 

[SuperTool]

You got a common case of ED.

 

[sixone]

THIS IS NOT A MEDICAL FORUM. SEE A DOCTOR. STAT.

My guess is tuberculosis.

 

[Goosemaster]

Terminal bonitis

sorry dude..

 

[Schneider879]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Terminal bonitis

sorry dude..

They're gonna have to amputate both your arms and legs. But wait it get better....












not really

 

[jjzelinski]

tuberculosis, leprosy, bonitus, hahahah

Bronchitus, it's not life threatening but it can scar your lungs for life and it can progress into pnumonia like darilus suggested.

 

[Bootprint]

Start wearing a mask you've got Consumption.

 

[GigaCluster]

You guys suck.
Thanks for the bronchitis suggestion, though. I do have fatigue, but I do not have low-grade fever -- my temperature is 97.0 degrees F.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I think you're a hypochondriac.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Bronchitus(sp?). I used to get this alot. Look into it.

Not likely. Unless he's wheezing while he breathes it is probably not Bronchitis.

Go see your doctor dumbass. You're not going to get a decent diagnosis here.

 

[tm37]

Drink Gator aid and you will be fine

Or go home and take tylonol

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Bronchitus(sp?). I used to get this alot. Look into it.

Not likely. Unless he's wheezing while he breathes it is probably not Bronchitis.

Go see your doctor dumbass. You're not going to get a decent diagnosis here.

Alot more likely than antying we've read in this pointless thread And in Colorado and New Mexico people get this all the time. At leas tthe people I knew did. Cold dry whether, etc.

 

[Ryuson99]

Originally posted by: GigaCluster
I am coughing while sucking on it.

Yeah a lot of girls caugh too when they take it in real deep.

 

[jjzelinski]

lol

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: jjzelinski

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Bronchitus(sp?). I used to get this alot. Look into it.

Not likely. Unless he's wheezing while he breathes it is probably not Bronchitis.

Go see your doctor dumbass. You're not going to get a decent diagnosis here.

Alot more likely than antying we've read in this pointless thread And in Colorado and New Mexico people get this all the time. At leas tthe people I knew did. Cold dry whether, etc.

Well, since most people here can't even spell bronchitis I'm going to go with my original recommendation and suggest that the OP go see a doctor.