Can anyone make a diagnosis of my ailment?

[Bryophyte]

Got yer tampon in too far.

 

[element]

Have you tryed defragging? How about running a virus scan? Also check for spyware. Maybe you just need to reinstall your noggin?

I'm not really a physician and I didn't stay at a holiday inn express last night but hey here's the good news I'm sure if it was a puter problem our advice might be slightly better than utterly useless.

In other news, you could save money by switching to geico, although not likely cause they quoted me more than my current insurance, but oh well.

oh yeah feel better and try not to hit on the nurses too much, or docs if that's your inclination. Not that there's nothing wrong with that. (yeah yeah I know there are female docs and male nurses, sue me)

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: element
Have you tryed defragging? How about running a virus scan? Also check for spyware. Maybe you just need to reinstall your noggin?

I'm not really a physician and I didn't stay at a holiday inn express last night but hey here's the good news I'm sure if it was a puter problem our advice might be slightly better than utterly useless.

In other news, you could save money by switching to geico, although not likely cause they quoted me more than my current insurance, but oh well.

oh yeah feel better and try not to hit on the nurses too much, or docs if that's your inclination. Not that there's nothing wrong with that. (yeah yeah I know there are female docs and male nurses, sue me)

Could you pack a few more TV references in that post? :roll:

 

[JulesMaximus]

You have too many gigaclusters in your throat and that's what's causing your coughing.

 

[IGBT]

..sounds like your nose is stuffed up.

 

[Ryuson99]

Well if the chickens turned around I would know the ailment but she ran south when the donkey came home.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

As a follow up to MichaelD's suggestions, I suggest you capture bot flies in two test tubes. Place the open end againt each of your 'nads for about half an hour. Come back and let us know how that worked for you.

 

[Vich]

Do you have sputum? What color is it? Do you feel any sinus pressure? Are your tonsils swollen (do you even have tonsils?) What color is the back of your throat? Is your chest tight? Do you use an inhaler? Do you have history of asthma or allergies? And if so elaborate.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Dude, what if he has three nuts?

 

[helloedchen]

SARS?

*shrug*

 

[Shawn]

maybe it's red tide?

 

[Ryuson99]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Dude, what if he has three nuts?

Stop imagining happy thoughts.

 

[dsfunk]

I think you swallowed a jellyfish. You need the heimlich. Don't correct my spelling on that.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: dsfunk
I think you swallowed a jellyfish. You need the heimlich. Don't correct my spelling on that.

I believe it's spelled gellyfish

 

[stinkynathan]

acute pussitis

 

[mundane]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I think you're a hypochondriac.

:thumbsup:

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: deftron
impotence

LOL buy some Viagra,

and some Sudafed.

Oh don't ever go see the Doctor tho........Never see a Doctor

 

[HardcoreRobot]

is there gunk in your lungs? you coughing anything up? fever? aches? weakness?

it sounds like you have a common cold to me

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
OMGWTFEBOLA

 

[Vich]

BUMP 4 GIGACLUSTER

 

[BooGiMaN]

bah! you dont need no stinkin' doctor..... drink some 7-up and you will be fine....

and once you burp you will feel so much better.....