I can do all the things you do except for the beach (oh wank wank). It's almost December and it's still 80-90 deg out. Additionally, I can modify my car as I see fit and not have to get it smog or CARB approved or any of that BS, I just have to get a basic emissions check every 2 years to make sure I'm being reasonable and not blatantly pumping soot and raw fuel and carcinogens out my exhaust. CO2 and H2O and N2 aren't considered "pollutants" here. I can own whatever kind of flat screen I can afford and use as much electricity or gas as I am willing to pay for. And not only can I *buy* an AR-15 with 30 rd magazines in less than 5 mins, I can carry it around with me in public (not that I would but technically it's not illegal in this open carry state). And you know the flooding, mudslides, and fires, none of that here. I also think your stop lights at your on ramps are pretty hilarious.
I could list 100s more things that I can probably do that you cannot do without being harassed, if at all. Screw the beach.
Willing to forgo liberty without question because you can look at gorgeous women that wouldn't give you the time of day? How old are you, 15?
And get this... I can still visit the beach whenever I want, and still come home to things you can't.
Hows the saying go: It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.