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Button-fly jeans...

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this keeps coming back from the dead lol

ironically I was out of jeans yesterday after work and had to settle for the button fly pair... 🙁
 
These types of clothing are pointless and waste time. It's one of those stupid fashion trends and you people know it!

The zipper is the obvious victor.
 
Now we just need to go towards a magnetic clasp. They even have a built in "stretch" for those that exert more force upon their garments. 😉
 
My wife likes them because they are easy access....you can get a finger in without actually undoing them.
 
Topic summary is backwards; in no way are buttons a torture device in comparison to the interlocking teef of a zipper (metal or not). They both open as quickly so that's not an issue. For dudes, the notion of "fishing one's hoo-hoo dilly" through aforementioned li'l toof lined slot is madness. As is wrangling it out of undergarments and past a tucked shirt and then stuffing it back in willy-nilly with total disregard for comfort. So, the fastener and the pant flaps must be opened regardless of the former's type. Equating that to dropping trou to the knees is simply a red herring. Finally, buttons are more aesthetically pleasing and sans gender bias.
 
Originally posted by: Platypus
Who in their right mind invented jeans with metal buttons for the fly.. how the hell do you even use them? You spend 30 seconds trying to open them up just enough to get the business done and if someone witnesses you trying to operate them you look like a pervert. Does anyone actually like this crap? 😕
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weird.. i can unbutton all of them in one swift move.. much cooler way to take ur pants off.

 
Hahaha it's back from the dead.

BTW we determined that half the males here apparently never learned how to take a piss properly. You're not to undo the main button to your pants to take a piss under any circumstances.. that's madness.
 
Originally posted by: Platypus
Hahaha it's back from the dead.

BTW we determined that half the males here apparently never learned how to take a piss properly. You're not to undo the main button to your pants to take a piss under any circumstances.. that's madness.
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What if you pee sitting down?
 
Originally posted by: Steve
Originally posted by: Platypus
Hahaha it's back from the dead.

BTW we determined that half the males here apparently never learned how to take a piss properly. You're not to undo the main button to your pants to take a piss under any circumstances.. that's madness.
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What if you pee sitting down?
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Then you cease to be a man.
 
Originally posted by: Platypus
Hahaha it's back from the dead.

BTW we determined that half the males here apparently never learned how to take a piss properly. You're not to undo the main button to your pants to take a piss under any circumstances.. that's madness.
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If you don't unbutton the top button, then you are a woman who never learned how to use the restroom. 2 second rule, if you fiddle with your junk for more than 2 seconds, you're a girl or have tendancies that need to be "tried out" to see if that is more your style.
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: Platypus
Hahaha it's back from the dead.

BTW we determined that half the males here apparently never learned how to take a piss properly. You're not to undo the main button to your pants to take a piss under any circumstances.. that's madness.
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If you don't unbutton the top button, then you are a woman who never learned how to use the restroom. 2 second rule, if you fiddle with your junk for more than 2 seconds, you're a girl or have tendancies that need to be "tried out" to see if that is more your style.
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You care entirely too much about how I do my business in the restroom.
 
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: Steve
Originally posted by: Platypus
Hahaha it's back from the dead.

BTW we determined that half the males here apparently never learned how to take a piss properly. You're not to undo the main button to your pants to take a piss under any circumstances.. that's madness.
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What if you pee sitting down?
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Then you cease to be a man.
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I'm interviewing at The Baton Club, you know.
 
when u unbutton the top one the others sorta just peel out easy, they rely on the top button, once washed they are very easy to deal with. perhaps its a bit stiff at the store but good ones become stupid easy quick😛 i prefer them, buttons let the jeans crinkle better when u sit down so u don't sometimes get a false boner with a stiff zipper.
 
My favorite pair of jeans are buttonfly. Maybe you need to get used to them, I can undo them really quick, and buttoning up only take a few seconds. The added benefit is I don't have to worry about a "There's Something About Mary" situation happening to me on the zip up.
 
Originally posted by: Steve
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: Steve
Originally posted by: Platypus
Hahaha it's back from the dead.

BTW we determined that half the males here apparently never learned how to take a piss properly. You're not to undo the main button to your pants to take a piss under any circumstances.. that's madness.
Click to expand...

What if you pee sitting down?
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Then you cease to be a man.
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I'm interviewing at The Baton Club, you know.
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We require pics.
 
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