boob check policy

[rasczak]

I stare sometimes, but usually i get slapped by my wife right after. she then ends with her own version of the stare. (you married guys know which one I'm talking about)

**shivers**

 

[daveymark]

stare as long as you like. then if they say something like "stop staring jerk", say "I'm just trying to figure out why one is smaller than the other". then walk away.

trust me, it works. after they manage to shut their gaping maw, they will end up spending the rest of the night in front of the mirror.

 

[Riverhound777]

Originally posted by: rasczak
I stare sometimes, but usually i get slapped by my wife right after. she then ends with her own version of the stare. (you married guys know which one I'm talking about)

**shivers**

That sucks. What BS. You married her and you can't stare? I'd motorboat that shit.

 

[skace]

If it's got boobs, I check it.

 

[Steve]

I ask for sea snails.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Can we get an oldsmoboat ruling? If I'm out at night at a club or something I'll stare until they catch me, and then make eye contact and smile. It actually works sometimes, not just with slutty chicks. Girls like to be noticed when they dress up. Rarely do I get caught looking if I don't want to get caught. I've never been called out. I'd really rather just make eye contact and smile.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Riverhound777

Originally posted by: rasczak
I stare sometimes, but usually i get slapped by my wife right after. she then ends with her own version of the stare. (you married guys know which one I'm talking about)

**shivers**

That sucks. What BS. You married her and you can't stare? I'd motorboat that shit.

nah it's no big. it's more of a respect issue than anything else. and the slap was on the arm not on the face. i should have clarified that.

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: Riverhound777

Originally posted by: rasczak
I stare sometimes, but usually i get slapped by my wife right after. she then ends with her own version of the stare. (you married guys know which one I'm talking about)

**shivers**

That sucks. What BS. You married her and you can't stare? I'd motorboat that shit.

nah it's no big. it's more of a respect issue than anything else. and the slap was on the arm not on the face. i should have clarified that.

pffft my wife would point them out to me. No harm in looking.

 

[skyking]

My wife and I were in Cancun walking along, and this lady with a Bud___Wieser bikini walked past in the other direction.
I laughed and said Buuud-wieser!
Nowe she'll say it after we walk past anything worth staring at
She's a good sport:thumbsup:

 

[lupi]

Boobs are nice, ass is even sweeter. Was in the store about a month ago and was browsing thetrading card section when this young 20 something brought her kid over. So kid starts playing with something just in front of me on the bottom shelf and mom bends over to look at it with him. She was wearing some nice tight jeans without a belt, and by the time she was done bending over (bent at the knees so her butt ended only a couple inches off the ground), not only did I know the color of her undies and that she had a gstring on, but I had a good guestimate about her grooming methods on the other side.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
So the important question is:
Was it like girl number 1, or more like girl number 2?

Thank you! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

 

[Jeeebus]

Homer is staring at Carmen Electra's chest

Carmen Electra: Homer, my face is up here.

Homer: I've made my choice.

 

[rh71]

Those Supercuts chicks always throw those things in your face. It just wasn't right.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: rh71
Those Supercuts chicks always throw those things in your face. It just wasn't right.

you tip well?

mostly i don't stare because i don't want to get caught. i try to look carefully and quickly to absorb more in a shorter period of time lol file it away in the ol brain boobdex

 

[Fritzo]

I always say I'm a gynocologist and it looks like there's a strange lump her breast. After 5 minutes of squeezing I say I was wrong.

This works everytime. And by everytime, I mean once on a girl that was unconscious.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
"Saw boobies, fell and hurt myself." - Quote from (anonymous ATOTer)

- HotChic

i believe it was FrustratedUser

edit: i am about 9 hours behind the conversation

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: rh71
Those Supercuts chicks always throw those things in your face. It just wasn't right.

you tip well?

I've always wondered if that's why they'd wear lower-cut stuff (or because they're always competing with each other in looks in the store while they're bored. I mean, it's not exactly Hooters where tits means tips. Do those Supercuts girls do it for the tips?

 

[0roo0roo]

better service = better tips!
well at least it should!

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
better service = better tips!
well at least it should!

Ooooo - Please do not open that can of worms.

MotionMan

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
and by "eyes", i mean "tits"

:laugh:

 

[Gothgar]

meh... just look to your hearts content, if she catches you come up with something witty to say...

Women who wear low cut shirts know what they are getting themselves into, and if they don't why shouldn't it be you to let them know.

 

[compman25]

Did she have a bulge? Did you ask her if she was pregnant?

 

[alkemyst]

if I notice a hot chick falling out of her dress or whatever I am not going to play the geek role and cover my eyes/look away.

I will check her out. If she catches that all you have to do is smile. Unless you look like a sex offender or she is just a seething bitch chances are you just gave her a bit of a pick me up for a while.

 

[effowe]

Proper Response

 

[Vehemence]

If it's a cashier or someone who you're never really going to see again then just stare as long as you want. Who cares? Enjoy the titties.