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rasczak

Lifer
Jan 29, 2005
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I stare sometimes, but usually i get slapped by my wife right after. she then ends with her own version of the stare. (you married guys know which one I'm talking about)

**shivers**
 

daveymark

Lifer
Sep 15, 2003
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stare as long as you like. then if they say something like "stop staring jerk", say "I'm just trying to figure out why one is smaller than the other". then walk away.

trust me, it works. after they manage to shut their gaping maw, they will end up spending the rest of the night in front of the mirror.
 

Riverhound777

Diamond Member
Aug 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: rasczak
I stare sometimes, but usually i get slapped by my wife right after. she then ends with her own version of the stare. (you married guys know which one I'm talking about)

**shivers**

That sucks. What BS. You married her and you can't stare? I'd motorboat that shit.
 

Mr Pickles

Diamond Member
Feb 24, 2006
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Can we get an oldsmoboat ruling? If I'm out at night at a club or something I'll stare until they catch me, and then make eye contact and smile. It actually works sometimes, not just with slutty chicks. Girls like to be noticed when they dress up. Rarely do I get caught looking if I don't want to get caught. I've never been called out. I'd really rather just make eye contact and smile.
 

rasczak

Lifer
Jan 29, 2005
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Originally posted by: Riverhound777
Originally posted by: rasczak
I stare sometimes, but usually i get slapped by my wife right after. she then ends with her own version of the stare. (you married guys know which one I'm talking about)

**shivers**

That sucks. What BS. You married her and you can't stare? I'd motorboat that shit.

nah it's no big. it's more of a respect issue than anything else. and the slap was on the arm not on the face. i should have clarified that.
 

Homerboy

Lifer
Mar 1, 2000
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Originally posted by: rasczak
Originally posted by: Riverhound777
Originally posted by: rasczak
I stare sometimes, but usually i get slapped by my wife right after. she then ends with her own version of the stare. (you married guys know which one I'm talking about)

**shivers**

That sucks. What BS. You married her and you can't stare? I'd motorboat that shit.

nah it's no big. it's more of a respect issue than anything else. and the slap was on the arm not on the face. i should have clarified that.

pffft my wife would point them out to me. No harm in looking.
 

skyking

Lifer
Nov 21, 2001
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My wife and I were in Cancun walking along, and this lady with a Bud___Wieser bikini walked past in the other direction.
I laughed and said Buuud-wieser!
Nowe she'll say it after we walk past anything worth staring at:D
She's a good sport:thumbsup:
 

lupi

Lifer
Apr 8, 2001
32,539
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Boobs are nice, ass is even sweeter. Was in the store about a month ago and was browsing thetrading card section when this young 20 something brought her kid over. So kid starts playing with something just in front of me on the bottom shelf and mom bends over to look at it with him. She was wearing some nice tight jeans without a belt, and by the time she was done bending over (bent at the knees so her butt ended only a couple inches off the ground), not only did I know the color of her undies and that she had a gstring on, but I had a good guestimate about her grooming methods on the other side.
 

Jeeebus

Diamond Member
Aug 29, 2006
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Homer is staring at Carmen Electra's chest

Carmen Electra: Homer, my face is up here.

Homer: I've made my choice.
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Those Supercuts chicks always throw those things in your face. It just wasn't right.
 

0roo0roo

No Lifer
Sep 21, 2002
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Originally posted by: rh71
Those Supercuts chicks always throw those things in your face. It just wasn't right.

you tip well?

mostly i don't stare because i don't want to get caught. i try to look carefully and quickly to absorb more in a shorter period of time lol:) file it away in the ol brain boobdex
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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I always say I'm a gynocologist and it looks like there's a strange lump her breast. After 5 minutes of squeezing I say I was wrong.

This works everytime. And by everytime, I mean once on a girl that was unconscious.
 

ElFenix

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Mar 20, 2000
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Originally posted by: Orsorum
"Saw boobies, fell and hurt myself." - Quote from (anonymous ATOTer)

- HotChic

i believe it was FrustratedUser

edit: i am about 9 hours behind the conversation
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
52,844
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Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: rh71
Those Supercuts chicks always throw those things in your face. It just wasn't right.

you tip well?

I've always wondered if that's why they'd wear lower-cut stuff (or because they're always competing with each other in looks in the store while they're bored. I mean, it's not exactly Hooters where tits means tips. Do those Supercuts girls do it for the tips?
 

Gothgar

Lifer
Sep 1, 2004
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meh... just look to your hearts content, if she catches you come up with something witty to say...

Women who wear low cut shirts know what they are getting themselves into, and if they don't why shouldn't it be you to let them know.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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if I notice a hot chick falling out of her dress or whatever I am not going to play the geek role and cover my eyes/look away.

I will check her out. If she catches that all you have to do is smile. Unless you look like a sex offender or she is just a seething bitch chances are you just gave her a bit of a pick me up for a while.

 

Vehemence

Banned
Jan 25, 2008
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If it's a cashier or someone who you're never really going to see again then just stare as long as you want. Who cares? Enjoy the titties.